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kamekmagik said:
I feel like Phil says stupid shit so often, every day, that we really overlook just how bad his actual streams are. I was trying to find a clip by going through some of his RAW UNEDITED gameplay and he's legitimately the worst streamer I've ever watched, even discounting the dumb stuff he says.
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This is why I gave up actually trying to watch Phil's streams a long time ago. He's a horrible streamer, completely devoid of the personality or charisma necessary to keep his live audience entertained. He somehow manages to both pay not enough attention to his chat and paying too much attention to it. He's either constantly stopping the gameplay to admonish the chat/personally ban someone like an aggressive asshole or he's completely ignoring the chat when they're not specifically talking about him like a passive aggressive attention-seeker. There's nothing natural about his streams because this autistic fuckhead is incapable of talking and playing at the same time, and when he focuses solely on the gameplay he's fucking awful, and he does not know how to have a conversation without being a total cunt about everything. He does absolutely nothing right as a streamer. You can tell he's totally miserable when he streams and actively goes out of his way to make others feel the same.
 
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You know, an interesting thought just occurred to me. Superblindman is the perfect paypig. He couldn't be more perfect even if Phil himself wished him into existence. SBM's spouse is passed on, so there's almost nothing to keep him from giving DSP a majority of his attention, most likely has a permanent government revenue stream, for life, and oh yeah...HE'S BLIND. Meaning DSP can scam away and any proof that alludes to fowl play that's uncovered, literally, can't be viewed by this guy. Can only rely on DSP's "true and honest" reputation.

Superblindman is undoubtedly a permanent paypig, unless something happens to him IRL.
 
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SowonNation said:
I love the typo here. They wrote "DarksidePhil", like.. for real? They're gonna be complete morons about this and promote him, while not knowing how to spell his name?

Big ups Twitch. Please, never change.
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Bonus points for posting it right when Phil went on break, so anyone who finds his stream gets 20 minutes of thugs on the flo and fuck your mother.
 
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bearsintrees said:
You know, it would be a hell of a thing if all the replies to a banal tweet from Twitch's own account got someone to actually take a look at Phil's past and present and do something about his abhorrent behavior.

But lol it's probably just for the misspelling.
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If Twitch do this again I would suggest people who use Twitter post videos of Phil being racist, homophobic, threathening go beat a child, ect. as replies.

Otherwise, this just shows me Twitch knows what Phil does and they don't care so he will not be banned, ever.
 
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