DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

Holy shit this is the site that does that. Based AF

 

[actually]

Holy shit this is the site that does that. Based AF

Yup. If you want to see previous months, you should be able to search through my posts for "monthly roundup" (or maybe one of those words). I've been doing it on the 1st or 2nd day of the month for a little bit now just to provide as reasonably accurate a record as I can on Phil's actual income. TL;DR: He makes somewhere in the ballpark of $120k-$140k.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

I'll never understand how Twitch defends his fat ass. Could he really be making that much for them? Are they that desperate?

Nah he’s just partnered and someone is a huge fan. So therefore they protect him but They’ll throw him away like garbage at the next huge controversy that makes them look bad

 

[JamFlowMan]

Hype for "GUYS I'M OVERDRAFTED. I REALLY NEED YOUR MONEY GUYS. PLEASE TIP ME OVER BITS AS THAT IS INSTANT. I NEED THIS MONEY INSTANTLY, NOT IN A MONTH."

This reminded me, and i'm sure it was brought up but it's such a great quote worth repeating, saw on Dsparchives Twitter Phil said "Cheers and subs aren't positive until I actually get the money in a month." It's something we all already knew Phil thought, but it's always great when he vocalizes it.

 

[Draza]

Yup. If you want to see previous months, you should be able to search through my posts for "monthly roundup" (or maybe one of those words). I've been doing it on the 1st or 2nd day of the month for a little bit now just to provide as reasonably accurate a record as I can on Phil's actual income. TL;DR: He makes somewhere in the ballpark of $120k-$140k.

Is there an estimate on how his "bills", taxes", and other expenses subtract from his yearly income?

 

[bearsintrees]

So tonight Phil declared that he can't do anything outside of his rigid schedule, because he has to spend time with, and I need to you really try and comprehend this...

"A wife and a family"

It's a stranger and her cat, bro.

 

[kebab4you]

Did Phil admit he has fruit flies in his kitchen? He tried to normalize "small flies" constantly in his sink. No Phil, that's not normal, those are fruit flies and they're in your kitchen because you're probably too lazy to unclog the maid's leftover meatloaf you dumped down the drain two months ago.

Could also be drain flies, fruit flies usually like to hang around food more than the drain from my knowledge.

 

[actually]

Is there an estimate on how his "bills", taxes", and other expenses subtract from his yearly income?

Ballpark, but it's hard to know for sure. The big question mark is his debt from credit cards and whatever he means by "business loans".

 

[BrunoMattei]

Ballpark, but it's hard to know for sure. The big question mark is his debt from credit cards and whatever he means by "business loans".

Not to mention how much his parents have given him. For all we know they paid off all his debts.

 

[Wurstbrot]

GoutsydePhil on Twitter

“Lol”

twitter.com

 

[actually]

Not to mention how much his parents have given him. For all we know they paid off all his debts.

Possible, but that would be tens of thousands of dollars, and I'm not sure even they would be willing to do that--just look at the wedding. If they were willing to splash money like that, I have to think they'd have done better than a JotP in their shitty duplex house.

Edit: Phil just straight up stalled for about 15 minutes to desperately try and get more money. As per usual, he did, but much less than previous times: 1600 bits and $35. Both of them asked for the rock penis.

Edit 2: Also, there was some mod fighting in chat tonight between madara and eternal napalm. Napalm was trying so hard to act like an alpha..it was adorable:

[2019-09-02 04:02:24 UTC] eternal_napalm: Why was someone I timed out untimed out?
[2019-09-02 04:04:35 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ WRONG. You need to stop publicly circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:04:57 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ GOT IT?
[2019-09-02 04:06:01 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ You will STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:07:55 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:08:18 UTC] eternal_napalm: Got it? GOOD.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Possible, but that would be tens of thousands of dollars, and I'm not sure even they would be willing to do that--just look at the wedding. If they were willing to splash money like that, I have to think they'd have done better than a JotP in their shitty duplex house.

Edit: Phil just straight up stalled for about 15 minutes to desperately try and get more money. As per usual, he did, but much less than previous times: 1600 bits and $35. Both of them asked for the rock penis.

Edit 2: Also, there was some mod fighting in chat tonight between madara and eternal napalm. Napalm was trying so hard to act like an alpha..it was adorable:

[2019-09-02 04:02:24 UTC] eternal_napalm: Why was someone I timed out untimed out?
[2019-09-02 04:04:35 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ WRONG. You need to stop publicly circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:04:57 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ GOT IT?
[2019-09-02 04:06:01 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ You will STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:07:55 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:08:18 UTC] eternal_napalm: Got it? GOOD.

What if they had the wedding at his parents because they spent the money they would have on a lavish wedding for their son to pay off his debt?

 

[bearsintrees]

Someone named Rock_Heard tipped him at least $50 tonight during minecraft to build a stone penis in the next session. Phil called this immature and stupid and spent an extra 5 minutes stalling to get someone else to tip.

Phil ended the stream saying "Like I said, Heaving, uh, no, excuse me, Heaving, no, Rock Heard"

So yeah, heaving_earth is tipping under a bunch of names and Phil has their paypal email memorized, as if we didn't know that already.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

So tonight Phil declared that he can't do anything outside of his rigid schedule, because he has to spend time with, and I need to you really try and comprehend this...

"A wife and a family"

It's a stranger and her cat, bro.

It's time to re-evaluate your life choices, Phil. You'd rather spend time with those two lodgers and continue to deny the reality that @SowonNation's girl is the perfect OTP waifu for you.

She rocks back and forth just as much as you do. Soulmate material. Sort yourself out ffs.

 

[actually]

Someone named Rock_Heard tipped him at least $50 tonight during minecraft to build a stone penis in the next session. Phil called this immature and stupid and spent an extra 5 minutes stalling to get someone else to tip.

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Phil ended the stream saying "Like I said, Heaving, uh, no, excuse me, Heaving, no, Rock Heard"

So yeah, heaving_earth is tipping under a bunch of names and Phil has their paypal email memorized, as if we didn't know that already.

This is a good point and one I didn't even consider. Going to reassign those tips to heaving.

Ballpark, but it's hard to know for sure. The big question mark is his debt from credit cards and whatever he means by "business loans".

I thought about this a bit more @Ratko_Falco, and I think at one point I came up with something like $6000 as his Twitch "break-even" point. But that was also prior to his credit card / loan payments allegedly going up a significant amount. Also have to add in some amount of IRS payment plan money, and I don't remember if I included the amount of taxes he should be with-holding.

So he should be doing fine for the most part, especially given that Kat, even if she's working a part-time retail position, is bring in money as well, but we also know he pisses away money like it's going out of style, so it's literally a guessing game at this point. I do think that if Phil faced some actual major expense (think car breaking down or tire popping or whatever), that he would be in a pickle.

The fact that he's already pushing for tips again is interesting. I would still give my left nut to see what his actual incoming and outgoing money situation looks like. It's just hard to imagine how someone making $10k+ a month is struggling when it's just him and another earner.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Twitch has deleted the tweet.

Good thing I downloaded the video.

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Original, now deleted tweet: https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1168267475571662851
Archived tweet is here: http://archive.li/1DX0B

-edit- Maybe they're editing the video so his name is now spelled correctly, so they might re-post it.

Even without Phil's cameo, that promo video looks terrible. You would think that with all the shekels Twitch is gouging from kids and people with social and mental issues they'd be able to hire better marketing people.

Possible, but that would be tens of thousands of dollars, and I'm not sure even they would be willing to do that--just look at the wedding. If they were willing to splash money like that, I have to think they'd have done better than a JotP in their shitty duplex house.

Edit: Phil just straight up stalled for about 15 minutes to desperately try and get more money. As per usual, he did, but much less than previous times: 1600 bits and $35. Both of them asked for the rock penis.

Edit 2: Also, there was some mod fighting in chat tonight between madara and eternal napalm. Napalm was trying so hard to act like an alpha..it was adorable:

[2019-09-02 04:02:24 UTC] eternal_napalm: Why was someone I timed out untimed out?
[2019-09-02 04:04:35 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ WRONG. You need to stop publicly circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:04:57 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ GOT IT?
[2019-09-02 04:06:01 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ You will STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:07:55 UTC] eternal_napalm: @madara_is_god_ STOP circumventing my moderation decisions
[2019-09-02 04:08:18 UTC] eternal_napalm: Got it? GOOD.

It's Napalm's once-in-a-lifetime shot at any sort of power in this world. When Phil dumps him once he becomes useless to the Gout Lord, sans a total lifestyle change that includes self-introspection, it's all downhill for him.

 

[gaarashatan]

imagine crying about debt when you make 10k+ a month. not to mention it aint like this dude is taking care of 3 kids or family asking for some money to get by. he has almost zero responsibilities from a single person household. now even got another person drawing in money too. how the fuck do you get so debt, this shit is just mind boggling to say the least. unless the debt isnt real?

 

[Draza]

This is a good point and one I didn't even consider. Going to reassign those tips to heaving.



I thought about this a bit more @Ratko_Falco, and I think at one point I came up with something like $6000 as his Twitch "break-even" point. But that was also prior to his credit card / loan payments allegedly going up a significant amount. Also have to add in some amount of IRS payment plan money, and I don't remember if I included the amount of taxes he should be with-holding.

So he should be doing fine for the most part, especially given that Kat, even if she's working a part-time retail position, is bring in money as well, but we also know he pisses away money like it's going out of style, so it's literally a guessing game at this point. I do think that if Phil faced some actual major expense (think car breaking down or tire popping or whatever), that he would be in a pickle.

The fact that he's already pushing for tips again is interesting. I would still give my left nut to see what his actual incoming and outgoing money situation looks like. It's just hard to imagine how someone making $10k+ a month is struggling when it's just him and another earner.

With the amount of he's making, milking the cult, gaming the system, and even gaining extra income from Kat ,it's becoming more harder now to believe that he's struggling with his finances and expenses. While regardless of his debts and horrible spending habits, he doesn't show any actions or behavior of a person living paycheck to paycheck who's stuggling to stay afloat. When people ask him to cut down on his expense or show proof of his suppose financial crisis, he tells them to shut up and stop being "noisy" while doubling down and never showing any proof. Used the "tax" money to bring in Kat twice to home, brought a lot of stuff for her, and settle her in the home with no apparrent consequence to his finances. It's just so weird seeing a person who makes 10k or more a month cry about debt, bills, and taxes while doing nothing himself to budget well and control his expenses. Throwing all the responsibility on his fans to take of it while he continues to live as a manchild he is.

 

[millais]

He should be able to keep more money in his pocket now that he has presumably stopped paying the mortgage on the Connecticut Condo

 

[gh0stzero]

He should be able to keep more money in his pocket now that he has presumably stopped paying the mortgage on the Connecticut Condo

Horses are expensive to keep around.