Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

.... She's running around like a headless chicken deleting all her comments... I went to screenshot her calling me "Noc" "and it's all gone.

Only IF mods knew that name, it was the first one I got banned from IF on over a week ago before I made the Kaizer Soze name.

I shared it with the other person who's been working on doxing the mods. Should be a fun couple of days.

 

[iluvmylife]

Dimwit Sarah-Jean’s latest bullshit

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS 💍 (8.30.19-8.31.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

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-chimping out regarding comments that were left on her video. Is it just me or is she changing her story about her little “accident” with the Adderall??
-oh no she isn’t feeling well, shocking. Worried about driving . Drivels on about whether her assistant should drive first or not
-filler of trip. Mentions MCAS doc of course and that she nearly fell asleep at the wheel twice. I really hope this poor, innocent assistant was wearing her seatbelt. At gas station going to ask her to drive rest of way
-they find hotel. She wants to enjoy the weather
-shocker, S-J out looking for someplace to drink alcohol...like that is her only purpose. Won’t go to any place that doesn’t serve alcohol. Her sensible assistant chooses to stay behind because she isn’t an idiot. Also I am sure she needs alone time to decompress from 5.5 hours in a car with a 30 something who behaves like a teen.
-cinematic view of her iv lined hand with an alcoholic drink looking out onto the water
-she’s so happy she’s having a pain free day. Can’t believe she is only 4 hours from city but on Lake Superior and it doesn’t feel like MN. Looks like the ocean and it also looks like a mini version of CO. Riveting, Sarah-Jean.
-she’s so happy she can enjoy her weekend because it’s so tranquil there
-films herself doing bride’s hair
-cut to herself packed up and ready to go and letting assistant finish up brides mom
-filler pics of bride’s hairdo which is shitty and something my 15 year old daughter could manage on her own hair
-leave and looking for something to eat. Mentions BK’s Impossible Burger bec she can’t resist shitty processed food.
-stop at BK that doesn’t have Impossible Burger and is mad they don’t have it, refuses to get even a salad there because entitled vegan
-is home, it’s 9pm-ish. She is making shitty processed vegan Mac and cheese and adding shitty processed fake chicken. Keep earning that gut, S-J, we got you
-helping dad at an event next day, hoping to earn money.
-ends vlog basically saying she will be sitting on her ass the rest of the night, digesting all the garbage she just put in her body.


ETA: does anyone know what the going rate is for a hair and makeup artist to travel 5ish hours and provide services for bridal party? Also is she reimbursed for mileage/hotel? I’ve never been married and have no clue.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Dimwit Sarah-Jean’s latest bullshit

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS 💍 (8.30.19-8.31.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

-chimping out regarding comments that were left on her video. Is it just me or is she changing her story about her little “accident” with the Adderall??
-oh no she isn’t feeling well, shocking. Worried about driving . Drivels on about whether her assistant should drive first or not
-filler of trip. Mentions MCAS doc of course
-they find hotel. She wants to enjoy the weather
-shocker, S-J out looking for someplace to drink alcohol...like that is her only purpose. Won’t go to any place that doesn’t serve alcohol. Her sensible assistant chooses to stay behind because she isn’t an idiot.
-cinematic view of her iv lined hand with an alcoholic drink looking out onto the water
-she’s so happy she’s having a pain free day. Can’t believe she is only 4 hours from city but on Lake Superior and it doesn’t feel like MN. Looks like the ocean and it also looks like a mini version of CO. Riveting, Sarah-Jean.
-she’s so happy she can enjoy her weekend because it’s so tranquil there
-films herself doing bride’s hair
-cut to herself packed up and ready to go and letting assistant finish up brides mom
-filler pics of bride’s hairdo which is shitty and something my 15 year old daughter could manage on her own hair
-leave and looking for something to eat. Mentions BK’s Impossible Burger bec she can’t resist shitty processed food.
-stop at BK that doesn’t have Impossible Burger and is mad they don’t have it, refuses to get even a salad there because entitled vegan
-is home, it’s 9pm-ish. She is making shitty processed vegan Mac and cheese and adding shitty processed fake chicken. Keep earning that gut, S-J, we got you
-helping dad at an event next day, hoping to earn money.
-ends vlog basically saying she will be sitting on her ass the rest of the night, digesting all the garbage she just put in her body.

I love that 3 minutes of her laboriously trundling up the stairs to the bar.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Dimwit Sarah-Jean’s latest bullshit

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS 💍 (8.30.19-8.31.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

-chimping out regarding comments that were left on her video. Is it just me or is she changing her story about her little “accident” with the Adderall??
-oh no she isn’t feeling well, shocking. Worried about driving . Drivels on about whether her assistant should drive first or not
-filler of trip. Mentions MCAS doc of course and that she nearly fell asleep at the wheel twice. I really hope this poor, innocent assistant was wearing her seatbelt. At gas station going to ask her to drive rest of way
-they find hotel. She wants to enjoy the weather
-shocker, S-J out looking for someplace to drink alcohol...like that is her only purpose. Won’t go to any place that doesn’t serve alcohol. Her sensible assistant chooses to stay behind because she isn’t an idiot. Also I am sure she needs alone time to decompress from 5.5 hours in a car with a 30 something who behaves like a teen.
-cinematic view of her iv lined hand with an alcoholic drink looking out onto the water
-she’s so happy she’s having a pain free day. Can’t believe she is only 4 hours from city but on Lake Superior and it doesn’t feel like MN. Looks like the ocean and it also looks like a mini version of CO. Riveting, Sarah-Jean.
-she’s so happy she can enjoy her weekend because it’s so tranquil there
-films herself doing bride’s hair
-cut to herself packed up and ready to go and letting assistant finish up brides mom
-filler pics of bride’s hairdo which is shitty and something my 15 year old daughter could manage on her own hair
-leave and looking for something to eat. Mentions BK’s Impossible Burger bec she can’t resist shitty processed food.
-stop at BK that doesn’t have Impossible Burger and is mad they don’t have it, refuses to get even a salad there because entitled vegan
-is home, it’s 9pm-ish. She is making shitty processed vegan Mac and cheese and adding shitty processed fake chicken. Keep earning that gut, S-J, we got you
-helping dad at an event next day, hoping to earn money.
-ends vlog basically saying she will be sitting on her ass the rest of the night, digesting all the garbage she just put in her body.


ETA: does anyone know what the going rate is for a hair and makeup artist to travel 5ish hours and provide services for bridal party? Also is she reimbursed for mileage/hotel? I’ve never been married and have no clue.

IME make up artists don't charge mileage but you'd usually give them a tip along with what they charge you. I've never asked one to drive 5 hours to do my make up though, that seems a bit ott. There were no other make up artists closer by? She's good but not that good.

Am Eurofag so the prices are probably different but here hair and make up is between €50-€100 depending on what you're getting done and its usually cheaper if the person comes to your house because it's probably off the books.

 

[TonySoprano]

IME make up artists don't charge mileage but you'd usually give them a tip along with what they charge you. I've never asked one to drive 5 hours to do my make up though, that seems a bit ott. There were no other make up artists closer by? She's good but not that good.

Am Eurofag so the prices are probably different but here hair and make up is between €50-€100 depending on what you're getting done and its usually cheaper if the person comes to your house because it's probably off the books.

I thought haircuts were getting expensive when mine went up to €12... That's obscene.

 

[iluvmylife]

I love that 3 minutes of her laboriously trundling up the stairs to the bar.

That was pretty exceptional

IME make up artists don't charge mileage but you'd usually give them a tip along with what they charge you. I've never asked one to drive 5 hours to do my make up though, that seems a bit ott. There were no other make up artists closer by? She's good but not that good.

Am Eurofag so the prices are probably different but here hair and make up is between €50-€100 depending on what you're getting done and its usually cheaper if the person comes to your house because it's probably off the books.

I thought it was off for her to go so far also unless 1. It was a “destination” wedding and the girl was from her area or 2. It was a friend of a friend and hired her out of pity.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I shared it with the other person who's been working on doxing the mods. Should be a fun couple of days.

*grabs hurricane snacks*
Go on....

Does anyone know what the going rate is for a hair and makeup artist to travel 5ish hours and provide services for bridal party? Also is she reimbursed for mileage/hotel? I’ve never been married and have no clue.

The last wedding I was in my hair cost $80 plus tip. I did my own makeup, but I believe the girls getting it done paid maybe $50 for it. Wedding hair and makeup is NOT cheap, especially if the artist is traveling. They don't get mileage (though it would be a tax write off), but there's usually a travel fee involved. It's abnormal to travel 5 hours though.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

I always love the EDS munchie's "my hip just pops out walking". Taking out congenital hip dysplasia it is impossible. Hip dislocations in type 3/hypermobility are only slightly higher than the normal population. Type 7/arthoclasica type it's a hallmark symptom (along with short stature). Hip dislocations take a mighty amount of force to happen, they are most commonly seen in car accidents or post replacement. What they are probably experiencing is "snapping hip syndrome" which is mostly a harmless snapping of the IT band against the head of the femur. It came be painful at times, but is not a true dislocation. In fact most lay people who come in for "hip dislocations" have this it is commonly perceived as a "pop" and can involve a strange feeling.

In the end, you can't dislocate and relocate your hip yourself. You require the MJ milk of amnesia.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

I knew Sarah-Jean was fucking stupid. But, her response to this comment was the most r.etarded thing I have read
today.

 

[large_farva]

I knew Sarah-Jean was fucking stupid. But, her response to this comment was the most r.etarded thing I have read today. View attachment 918566View attachment 918567View attachment 918568

I was just about to post that.
Sure S-J, everyone drinks with meds.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

I knew Sarah-Jean was fucking stupid. But, her response to this comment was the most r.etarded thing I have read today. View attachment 918566View attachment 918567View attachment 918568

That was a read. Makes me wonder if SJ has ever met any actually disabled people.

Also, despite having binge read the thread, I can’t remember or didn’t see it mentioned, but does she claim to be vegan for her health or for hippy nonsense vegan reasons? She’s a dumbass either way but I’m just curious.

Are most of these munchies also vegans? It probably helps you feel weak if you’re basically starving.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Also, despite having binge read the thread, I can’t remember or didn’t see it mentioned, but does she claim to be vegan for her health or for hippy nonsense vegan reasons? She’s a dumbass either way but I’m just curious.

In the same run on sentence she talks about eating fake meats (vegan?) but also how she doesn’t have a lot of money to buy food. Pick a narrative. Vegan can be pricey. Is it too much to ask for these idiots to come up with a better explanation.

Also please don’t mix benzos, opioids and booze kids. Or do and just roll the dice. But either way don’t take advice from S-J. Jesus.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

A four year old can tell you to NEVER mix alcohol and medications together. Its literally RX 101. Common sense, something SJ lacks. Also, the commenter suggested to SJ to invested in making a garden so she can grow her own food.

Her response to a very kind suggestion really ticks me off. She does not response appropriately to kind gestures at all. Like that time she criticized some kid’s art and blows off any useful advice to improve her lifestyle.



Just say THANK YOU!

 

[Maxie]

In the same run on sentence she talks about eating fake meats (vegan?) but also how she doesn’t have a lot of money to buy food. Pick a narrative. Vegan can be pricey. Is it too much to ask for these idiots to come up with a better explanation.

She is a hippy, don't hurt animals vegan...but I don't fucking care if the environment is ruined by monocrops and palm oil is destroying animal habits vegans as long as I have my impossible burger. Look at her snacks for the trip. Oreos, Doritos, soda. Only healthy stuff was what dad packed for her. No water, the only water she gets is from her saline IV. It wouldn't hurt her to drink a glass of water once in a while. She even takes her meds with soda.

Speaking of drinking, she claims she is a social drinker yet twice in the past week we've seen her drinking by herself. Wasn't she looking for somewhere to eat dinner when she climbed all those steps perfectly with her severe patellafemeral disorder? Guess it was a liquid only dinner.

No wheelchair, no Freckles, no braces, no taping her hands for her trip. Must be nice to only be disabled on demand.

 

[Dovahshit]

I knew Sarah-Jean was fucking stupid. But, her response to this comment was the most r.etarded thing I have read today. View attachment 918566View attachment 918567View attachment 918568

welp, i hope she likes having her stomach going to shits because there is a damn reason why you shouldnt drink with meds,
oh wait, she would probably milk that out too : c

 

[Chronicshillcow]

We have a new JanJan update. We’ve got Jaq in the intro and it appears my prediction about her lack of insurance will soon come to Pass.

A Day of Birthdays🎂 | Insurance Update😒

Hello everyone! Sadly were in the middle of a hurricane here in Florida. I will try to post vlogs this week but there is a chance we will lose power, so plea...

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[Cold Waffle]

We have a new JanJan update. We’ve got Jaq in the intro and it appears my prediction about her lack of insurance will soon come to Pass.

A Day of Birthdays🎂 | Insurance Update😒

Hello everyone! Sadly were in the middle of a hurricane here in Florida. I will try to post vlogs this week but there is a chance we will lose power, so plea...

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I find it interesting that she's shifting the medical focus to Paul's health needs. Jan can continue to use her old medical "supplies," but he has actual medical needs and needs medication in order to keep his Crohn's Disease under control. Sounds like she might be backing off her shenanigans, or she's doing it out of necessity, since she can't chimp out while uninsured without bankruptcy or whatever. Or maybe she's straight up manic. Nothing she does or says at this point is reasonable. She's gone down a deep rabbit hole of delusion.

• Spoiler: Here's a recap. Save 10 minutes of your life.

  Hasn't vlogged much because she misses her besfrennnn. It's painful for her right now, but she's vlogging today, since people have been asking to see Harlow and Orion play.
  [*]They're headed to "Jaquie's house." Addresses the "Why are you going?" question. She is going to Judd's house to pick up medical equipment and medication that's there. Her "reserve tank" is spread around the land, apparently. Wow, what a tactic.
  [*]Still no insurance. They called the previous day and it was "bothersome." They requested an appeal again. Something is messed up with how they filed their taxes, or they didn't file taxes...or something. Paul needs to stay on his medication for Crohn's Disease, etc.
  [*]Dogs playing with music in the background.
  [*]JanJan has declared that Harlow loves her, since she is making whining noises.
  [*]Bought a bottle of Jameson. Cool.
  [*]They bought a card and chocolates for Jaq's mom's birthday. She says she will love it, but really? After the funeral circus? They even call her "mom," which is super creepy.
  [*]Gift bag for Harlow: Toys.
  [*]It's an eMoTiOnAl vlog, guyz. She's "holding it together."
  [*]Ear-blasting outro music.

welp, i hope she likes having her stomach going to shits because there is a damn reason why you shouldnt drink with meds,
oh wait, she would probably tard cum that out too : c

One of her favorite pastimes involves riding a diarrhea tidal wave and vlogging about it. The way she sees it, she's just generating quality content.

In other news, Paige is still on a hospital (not surprising). She went home for a day or two (maybe the staff needed a break to power wash her room), but returned, as she was just "doing the same thing, but in a different bed." She has mastered the Sick Girl facial expression. So consistently miserable. I love it.

She never did explain what the straight casts on her arms were all about, aside from just saying "infections." It still irks me.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I find it interesting that she's shifting the medical focus to Paul's health needs. Jan can continue to use her old medical "supplies," but he has actual medical needs and needs medication in order to keep his Crohn's Disease under control. Sounds like she might be backing off her shenanigans, or she's doing it out of necessity, since she can't chimp out while uninsured without bankruptcy or whatever. Or maybe she's straight up manic. Nothing she does or says at this point is reasonable. She's gone down a deep rabbit hole of delusion.

• Spoiler: Here's a recap. Save 10 minutes of your life.

  Hasn't vlogged much because she misses her besfrennnn. It's painful for her right now, but she's vlogging today, since people have been asking to see Harlow and Orion play.
  [*]They're headed to "Jaquie's house." Addresses the "Why are you going?" question. She is going to Judd's house to pick up medical equipment and medication that's there. Her "reserve tank" is spread around the land, apparently. Wow, what a tactic.
  [*]Still no insurance. They called the previous day and it was "bothersome." They requested an appeal again. Something is messed up with how they filed their taxes, or they didn't file taxes...or something. Paul needs to stay on his medication for Crohn's Disease, etc.
  [*]Dogs playing with music in the background.
  [*]JanJan has declared that Harlow loves her, since she is making whining noises.
  [*]Bought a bottle of Jameson. Cool.
  [*]They bought a card and chocolates for Jaq's mom's birthday. She says she will love it, but really? After the funeral circus? They even call her "mom," which is super creepy.
  [*]Gift bag for Harlow: Toys.
  [*]It's an eMoTiOnAl vlog, guyz. She's "holding it together."
  [*]Ear-blasting outro music.

One of her favorite pastimes involves riding a diarrhea tidal wave and vlogging about it. The way she sees it, she's just generating quality content.

In other news, Paige is still on a hospital (not surprising). She went home for a day or two (maybe the staff needed a break to power wash her room), but returned, as she was just "doing the same thing, but in a different bed." She has mastered the Sick Girl facial expression. So consistently miserable. I love it.
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She never did explain what the straight casts on her arms were all about, aside from just saying "infections." It still irks me.
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Who else is surprised Judd actually let JanJan into the house after her funeral shenanigans? Although maybe by now he's just looking to get rid of all of Jaquie's medical crap.

 

[large_farva]

Like that time she criticized some kid’s art and blows off any useful advice to improve her lifestyle.

SJ was way more excited about the second pic, "even though the tattoo was in the wrong place"
I bet she asked that kid to draw her to look more frail, what other explanation would there be for a second drawing?

 

[Maxie]

She never did explain what the straight casts on her arms were all about, aside from just saying "infections." It still irks me.

Straight casts could be to prevent her from fucking with her lines which would prevent infections. They do it for kids with easy to remove arm boards, but if they don't trust her...and what doc should trust a munchies?

SJ wanted to look skinnier too, not just frail. Remember she has put on 20-30 pounds and even her fancy knee braces don't fit anymore.