Hello everyone! Sadly were in the middle of a hurricane here in Florida. I will try to post vlogs this week but there is a chance we will lose power, so plea...
That caption though. Shut up Jan. You're not in the middle of a hurricane. It hasn't even hit the FL coast yet and you won't even see anything in Orlando.
Who else is surprised Judd actually let JanJan into the house after her funeral shenanigans? Although maybe by now he's just looking to get rid of all of Jaquie's medical crap.
I also was surprised and very disappointed. I'd hoped he fucked her off after the funeral debacle and that's why she took down videos and we weren't hearing much about him. Judd's face in the mothers day blog said it all. I'm hoping he's trying to move on with his life and wants to get rid of Jaq's medical shit. Maybe he has a new piece that he doesn't want to scare off with memories of Jaq's crazy.
Straight casts could be to prevent her from fucking with her lines which would prevent infections. They do it for kids with easy to remove arm boards, but if they don't trust her...and what doc should trust a munchies? View attachment 918809
SJ wanted to look skinnier too, not just frail. Remember she has put on 20-30 pounds and even her fancy knee braces don't fit anymore.
I figured that was the case, but she never did come out and explain further. Admitting that medical professionals don't trust you to not give yourself sepsis for the 11th time would hurt her sick girl reputation pretty heavily, though.
Maybe Kelly needs something similar, though on a larger scale. Full body cast. She'd lose her mind even more.
I find it interesting that she's shifting the medical focus to Paul's health needs. Jan can continue to use her old medical "supplies," but he has actual medical needs and needs medication in order to keep his Crohn's Disease under control. Sounds like she might be backing off her shenanigans, or she's doing it out of necessity, since she can't chimp out while uninsured without bankruptcy or whatever. Or maybe she's straight up manic. Nothing she does or says at this point is reasonable. She's gone down a deep rabbit hole of delusion.
Hasn't vlogged much because she misses her besfrennnn. It's painful for her right now, but she's vlogging today, since people have been asking to see Harlow and Orion play.
[*]They're headed to "Jaquie's house." Addresses the "Why are you going?" question. She is going to Judd's house to pick up medical equipment and medication that's there. Her "reserve tank" is spread around the land, apparently. Wow, what a tactic.
[*]Still no insurance. They called the previous day and it was "bothersome." They requested an appeal again. Something is messed up with how they filed their taxes, or they didn't file taxes...or something. Paul needs to stay on his medication for Crohn's Disease, etc.
[*]Dogs playing with music in the background.
[*]JanJan has declared that Harlow loves her, since she is making whining noises.
[*]Bought a bottle of Jameson. Cool.
[*]They bought a card and chocolates for Jaq's mom's birthday. She says she will love it, but really? After the funeral circus? They even call her "mom," which is super creepy.
[*]Gift bag for Harlow: Toys.
[*]It's an eMoTiOnAl vlog, guyz. She's "holding it together."
[*]Ear-blasting outro music.
One of her favorite pastimes involves riding a diarrhea tidal wave and vlogging about it. The way she sees it, she's just generating quality content.
In other news, Paige is still on a hospital (not surprising). She went home for a day or two (maybe the staff needed a break to power wash her room), but returned, as she was just "doing the same thing, but in a different bed." She has mastered the Sick Girl facial expression. So consistently miserable. I love it. View attachment 918712View attachment 918715View attachment 918714
She never did explain what the straight casts on her arms were all about, aside from just saying "infections." It still irks me. View attachment 918717
Kat has officially gotten divorced, let's go celebrate with some PercTPNfran. Also, Kat is claiming she is getting 3 separate CT myleograms. They don't need to do separate ones for each part of your spine. Also, shes gunning for a heart problem, guys because POTS is just too trendy and mainstream.
How long after her myleograms are we going to hear "Bad headache guys, gotta get that blood patch. Oh shot they found I have meningitis" Better show off my vancoballs.
Well you do get 3 separate images (grams, if you will) if the full spine is being imaged but you only have one sight of dye injection. The actually painful part of the procedure will only happen once and in one place regardless of how many images are taken, so yeah, OTT AF.
That caption though. Shut up Jan. You're not in the middle of a hurricane. It hasn't even hit the FL coast yet and you won't even see anything in Orlando.
I also was surprised and very disappointed. I'd hoped he fucked her off after the funeral debacle and that's why she took down videos and we weren't hearing much about him. Judd's face in the mothers day blog said it all. I'm hoping he's trying to move on with his life and wants to get rid of Jaq's medical shit. Maybe he has a new piece that he doesn't want to scare off with memories of Jaq's crazy.
I think Judd wanted her to get her shit and GTFO. jaquies mom was going to be there later that day, but they couldn't be there to give her this present in person? And they need to get in and out while Judd isn't there? Everyone is trying to avoid each other and Janjan has to film it all to make it look like the friendships are all still intact.
That caption though. Shut up Jan. You're not in the middle of a hurricane. It hasn't even hit the FL coast yet and you won't even see anything in Orlando.
Seriously though. And if you're afraid of a little wind/rainstorm, either move out of Florida or stock up on batteries and booze like the rest of us and STFU.
Made an account finally after being lurky...
I have a seen a pt who tried to tell us she had a Type A aortic dissection but that she couldn’t get a CTA bc of her dye allergy and that it was a “special one” that an echo can’t pick up. She wanted dilaudid and surgery....
Seriously though. And if you're afraid of a little wind/rainstorm, either move out of Florida or stock up on batteries and booze like the rest of us and STFU.
Lol our forecast has us getting evening thunder storms with up to 15 mile per hour wind. Which, for those who aren't Florida-fags, is what happens here nearly day from May through November.
Lol our forecast has us getting evening thunder storms with up to 15 mile per hour wind. Which, for those who aren't Florida-fags, is what happens here nearly day from May through November.
Lol our forecast has us getting evening thunder storms with up to 15 mile per hour wind. Which, for those who aren't Florida-fags, is what happens here nearly day from May through November.
Greetings, neighbor. I didn't realize there were so many from America's Penis around the farms. We're going to see 20mph winds tomorrow (today's is clocking in at 12mph). It's so calm that the golfers are still out in droves today. I'm annoyed that I went through the trouble to bring in my plants yesterday.
People are still showing up to Disney in droves right now. Central FL is business as usual, yet JanJan is cashing in on any attention she can get. Not surprising.
Made an account finally after being lurky...
I have a seen a pt who tried to tell us she had a Type A aortic dissection but that she couldn’t get a CTA bc of her dye allergy and that it was a “special one” that an echo can’t pick up. She wanted dilaudid and surgery....
I would of love to see the attendings look. She probably a patient who gets upset when you wont page Her doctor who gets her.
There are a couple of smart ass doctor who when patients ask for "the one that start with d" say oh, well doloboid (an older class NSAID) it is. Your better off giving droperdiol and watching them get the I gots to goes and pace out the door.
I figured that was the case, but she never did come out and explain further. Admitting that medical professionals don't trust you to not give yourself sepsis for the 11th time would hurt her sick girl reputation pretty heavily, though.
Maybe Kelly needs something similar, though on a larger scale. Full body cast. She'd lose her mind even more.
Paige's hair was already starting to grow back at the beginning of that instagram account. That's something else she never explained. I think alopecia was mentioned but you don't grow stubble over alopecia patches. I think she DFE'd when the newspaper articles about her many many bouts of sepsis started coming out.
I think a pair of oven mitts and duct tape would sort Kelly's worst case evahh Bechets out.
Wow, this bitch. Trying to justify her alcoholism. If you're on xyz medications (your totes necessary and life-saving meds nonetheless) and you’ve been told not to drink alcohol with it, don’t fucking drink. It’s not even hard. And if you do, SarahJ, not one single person will pity you when you have awful side effects (or finally stroke out and die). The excuse of omg i just wanna enjoy my lifeeee!!!! is a stupid one. You won’t be able to enjoy anything if you’re seizing and shitting all over because you just had to have a drink.
I love that her followers are calling her out on her bullshit though.
I would of love to see the attendings look. She probably a patient who gets upset when you wont page Her doctor who gets her.
There are a couple of smart ass doctor who when patients ask for "the one that start with d" say oh, well doloboid (an older class NSAID) it is. Your better off giving droperdiol and watching them get the I gots to goes and pace out the door.
I give them docusate and tell them how amazing it is for pain.
She is a hospital shopper who I found in another system I round at too...she’s too stupid to have SM so she isn’t on here but I’m always looking for her and some others that I know will end up as featured attractions here.
This girl posts the word "hey" on every video SJ makes.
Other than that, most of her videos get more dislikes than likes. Fewer followers on IG due to her account getting deleted in March but it's the usual set of much younger girls and middle aged moms claiming to have Fibronarcopotsilepsy-danlos syndrome and so many @[name]theservicedog or @chronically_girlname accounts. Not so much followers as plotline stealers, and a few of the ones I clicked through to seemed to be parody although you can never tell with that set.
Nina-jean is taking her pet power chair on vacation. Aww, that's nice!
Edit: I am slow.com and didn't notice that this majestic Autie dance number has been brought up by @Maxie already. Nevertheless, I feel it might be worthwhile to memorialize this fine dance, lest Autie nuke her account. It's truly remarkable how much she's able to flail and forward bend with her super serious POTS and EDS diagnoses. This is some Willy Wonka level fakeout shit. What a warrior.
I found her blog and it looks like Munchausens by Proxy could definitely be in play. She explains the "symptoms" her toddler exhibits that qualify her for a Chiari diagnosis:
With Chiari it's either they have the malformation or not, some don't need surgery if there's no symptoms but usually toddler symptoms are kind of hard to spot so a lot of neurosurgeons seem to postpone if there's not other issues (ie breathing, eating, hydrocephalus)
I think Christy might be my new fave munchie. I want her to blog more about her deathly allergies, how long until she has terminal PCOS?
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