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[tehpope]

I hope Dr. Sanchez got paid a decent amount to be in this.

 

[Coolio55]

Oh, have you guys not seen the Butt Witch? She's basically a character designed to sexually confuse children. She also wants to force the main character to grow up and go through puberty, and was formed by... throwing books about growing up into a weird toxic volcano?

The Butt Witch is voiced by Matt Berry, btw, who's been on the IT Crowd and, perhaps most relevant to internet history, was the voice of George the Volcano in those Volvic Revive commercials that were YTP staples back in the say.

Which is probably why Butt Witch appears to be the only likable character in the show. /co/ loves her, apparently.

His voice is too fucking good for this show.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol. The show is called TWELVE FOREVER. Not FOREVER TWELVE.

Probably whoever owns the Forever 21 trademark would have sued them for the latter.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Yet another bland, woke "kids" cartoon that's actually made for, and only watched by, adults.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Yet another bland, woke "kids" cartoon that's actually made for, and only watched by, adults.

meh i dont see how it's woke

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

meh i dont see how it's woke

iirc the main character is a lesbian

 

[yasscat]

iirc the main character is a lesbian

...an lgbt main character is what qualifies it as "woke"? jesus christ, standards for calling shit woke (as a derogatory) have declined

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

...an lgbt main character is what qualifies it as "woke"? jesus christ, standards for calling shit woke (as a derogatory) have declined

When the lesbian is 12 though, yeah it's woke asspat seeking. And obviously the work of an edgy pedo.

 

[yasscat]

When the lesbian is 12 though, yeah it's woke asspat seeking. And obviously the work of an edgy pedo.

idk dude. i knew i wasn't straight when i was, like, 10. but yeah, i kinda see your point. i'm just saying, it's not like it's some black bigender disabled etc etc etc person

 

[183 baras]

idk dude. i knew i wasn't straight when i was, like, 10. but yeah, i kinda see your point. i'm just saying, it's not like it's some black bigender disabled etc etc etc person

The pilot episode also had second character, that supposed to be the best friend of the main protagonist (can't bother to remember her name). It was a nerdy neurotic white guy and after Netflix picked up this cartoon, the guy was replaced with two POC kids: ambiguously brown guy and a black girl.

And while I can't care enough about this wet cardboard of a cartoon, I find Netflix politics quite annoying and can understand why people call it woke.

 

[fishercat]

meh i dont see how it's woke

They say "heteronormative" at one point completely seriously.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

...an lgbt main character is what qualifies it as "woke"? jesus christ, standards for calling shit woke (as a derogatory) have declined

I was referring to things like this:

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

I was referring to things like this:
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yeesh

 

[A Sign]

I was referring to things like this:
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At least MLP is not going the WOKE route like most "kids" shows. I'll take awkward spergs over the WOKE crowd.

 

[Valstrax]

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At least MLP is not going the WOKE route like most "kids" shows. I'll take awkward spergs over the WOKE crowd.

We really are living in the darkest timeline, boys.

 

[fishercat]

I was referring to things like this:
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The screencaps don't do justice to how painful it is.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I was referring to things like this:
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yass queen slaaaay

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

This cartoon has a Peter Pan syndrome vibe.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This cartoon has a Peter Pan syndrome vibe.

I mean, it's literally based on the idea of never growing up so yeah.

 

[neverendingmidi]

And a link to the actual CNN story. Kinda cool in a way.