Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Even for a guy in his forties, he's looking rough. I had to do a double-take because I thought I was looking at an aged-up Ethan Ralph.

holy fuck @Lowtax, what happened?

EDIT: Early forties, sorry. Jesus. & lol "having fun online" hasn't been true for like ten years.
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He's looking like ten miles of bad road, all the years of booze and pills probably did not help his appearance, and neither has his living off of the remaining fumes from a dying site that he hates.
 
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Well, Lowtax would come on SA for fits and then leave. Depending on his state of mind. Its really why it got so bad. He just lost control and just gave up ever owning it. Now SA is a shittier ResetEra clone. Its been an open secret that he came on when he was more lucid and then when he was gone he was at the bottom of a bottle (take your pick as to which). Lowtax obviously is a pool of self-loathing for not selling SA when he could have and has (very, very, VERY) long since tried giving up on doing anything constructive with it.

BOLDYSPICY! said:
Even for a guy in his forties, he's looking rough. I had to do a double-take because I thought I was looking at an aged-up Ethan Ralph.

holy fuck @Lowtax, what happened?

EDIT: Early forties, sorry. Jesus. & lol "having fun online" hasn't been true for like ten years.
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Don't do drugs and don't be an alcoholic. Preferably not at the same time.
 
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Yessir that bottle of booze and prescription bills on the table next to the comatose Dear Richard is merely conjecture.
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guccigash said:
Jesus those are tiny forearms. He looks like he has (female) manne
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He got some Destiny-tier muscle density. Maybe if dude had lifted some weights, or engaged in any type of physical labor, over the years, his neck and spine mighta not given up on him
 
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jackolasboot said:
so this is why moot got out early
careful josh, you're apparently en route to looking like jabba the hutt in a decade
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You joke, but that's a pretty reasonable prediction in the next 10 years when the lolcows of now have either gotten boring or died, we've all moved on with our lives, and newfags have replaced us.
Null is the only person with enough autism in his blood to keep a site like Kiwi going for as long as it has.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Well, Lowtax would come on SA for fits and then leave. Depending on his state of mind. Its really why it got so bad. He just lost control and just gave up ever owning it. Now SA is a shittier ResetEra clone. Its been an open secret that he came on when he was more lucid and then when he was gone he was at the bottom of a bottle (take your pick as to which). Lowtax obviously is a pool of self-loathing for not selling SA when he could have and has (very, very, VERY) long since tried giving up on doing anything constructive with it.
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Then the moron just needs to sell his site for whatever he can get or else just hand it off to someone else. As it is Lowtax is the worst possible choice to manage SA given that he barely gives a fuck about SA aside from the money people keep shoving into the bottomless pit that is his life. Even the weird motherfuckers on his own website would rather see him replaced, because it can’t possibly be a good look for them when the guy they pay won’t stop being problematic on Facebook or keeps on howling out the word nigger over and over on his podcast.

Even his own fucking paypigs consider him to be a stupid piece of shit holding their hugbox hostage. He will also never pay for an actual coder.
 
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Is there any guide, out there, to SA memes?

Does anyone even care?

History will probably commemorate SA as the site that shoved itself up its own ass so thoroughly, and with such power and conviction, that it created the first Internet Black Hole.
 
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I feel a "I am kekistan" video parody coming soon of various users avatars saying "I am Kiwifarms" all with bad voice changers or Microsoft Sam voices.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
Then the moron just needs to sell his site for whatever he can get or else just hand it off to someone else. As it is Lowtax is the worst possible choice to manage SA given that he barely gives a fuck about SA aside from the money people keep shoving into the bottomless pit that is his life. Even the weird motherfuckers on his own website would rather see him replaced, because it can’t possibly be a good look for them when the guy they pay won’t stop being problematic on Facebook or keeps on howling out the word nigger over and over on his podcast.

Even his own fucking paypigs consider him to be a stupid piece of shit holding their hugbox hostage. He will also never pay for an actual coder.
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In a way Lowtax is a good owner for the site because he'll never put politics or anything really before making money.

People that obsess over social justice end up turning on each other when it comes to positions of power as well as the cliche male feminist using a position of power to be a sex pest but with Lowtax at least they know the only thing he's after is another $10.
 
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You joke, but that's a pretty reasonable prediction in the next 10 years when the lolcows of now have either gotten boring or died, we've all moved on with our lives, and newfags have replaced us.
Null is the only person with enough autism in his blood to keep a site like Kiwi going for as long as it has.
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I'll stop merging doubleposts when I stop breathing.
 
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Lowtax is a lazy piece of shit, he won't ever do anything with SA again and it's worth nothing at this point. There are subreddits that are more active than the entire SA. It's especially mind-boggling because it's the entire base of existence for him and his children. He has no job skills. He has never held down a proper job, or if he did that was decades ago. If the well would dry up he'd literally have no other chance of employment. This whole absence of drive for doing anything or even just making sure his income source is secured also adds to the whole substance abuse theory thing. It's also always funny when he gets so obviously salty at people more successful than him, but these people took their lucky break with the early internet and actually did something with it. They didn't just let it all go to waste and sat around at an vanity office with some weird furry diaper pedo, doing literally nothing. He had so many chances and talented people on SA, but he always surrounded himself with yes-men that were equally as useless as him because he loved to get his e-dick sucked. He has nobody to blame.

The only thing SA has going for it right now is that it's full of people in their 30s and 40s who still think it's the best place on the internet because they never tried any place else. If it wasn't for that sheer momentum he'd be out of his ten bucks already. Some long downtime (not unlikely because the place is basically unmaintained on the technical side) and it's history.
 
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