- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
People have no idea how bad ideas guys tend to be.It is rife with idea guys and graphic artists given lead positions/responsibilities. Idea guys couldn't possibly be more worthless and artists are shiftless cunts at the best of times.
To start it's the typical Zero technical skill at all. They do not want to help. But want to pile on more features and keep changing things every fucking hour.
But these fucks are like onions they have layers and different species and mutations
For example despite having no technical skills they're already self proclaimed experts. For example if you want to digitally light a scene they're going to tell you how to do your job and try to be philosophical about light. Like "light and darkness should represent life and death and there are 12 different types of deaths but only one light". Because these fucks don't know that digital lights do not function like real lights. They may also want to stop all work and go to some trip (at your expense) where they will lecture to you how light is REALLY supposed to work.
Secondly they really do not play games at all. It's too much of a time investment to finish a game for them. Maybe they've seen some movies and want games to be like movies.
If you're lucky enough to force one to do work it's going to take ages. They do not want to be taught since they're experts and will get annoyed and won't listen if you try and teach them. Instead what you'll get is a series of stupid "Eureka" moments where they attempt to think outside the box(which is impossible since they don't even know how to think inside the box to begin with).
An example, You have given St. Idea Guy The Third some work to help designing the spites. He will take one look at the unfamiliar program and just sit at his desk for hours and mostly just tap at his phone. He may get up to use the bathroom at some point and bump into a cardboard box. You'll hear some rummaging and some tearing and wonder WTF is going on, so you look and you'll see the retard on the floor making cardboard objects that vaguely look like people. He'll then proclaim " I HAVE DONE IT THIS BOX WAS THE ANSWER WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE ART STYLE TO RESEMBLE CHILDHOOD ARTS AND CRAFTS I'LL USE MY IPHONE AND TAKE A PICTURE OF MY CREATIONS THESE WILL BE OUR CHARACTERS!" and he'll brush his hands and pat himself on the back for a job well done.....despite doing nothing that was asked of him.