Dramacow Jayden Sky Desino / Rebecca Marie Kiley / jaydensky89 / theatrechic89 / drumgeek678 - sent from my iPhone

SHE CALLS HER BINGO WINGS BICEPS. She can't even hold up her own arm, she's having to support it on the couch.
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SHE CALLS HER BINGO WINGS BICEPS. She can't even hold up her own arm, she's having to support it on the couch.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE DOUGHIEST """""BICEP"""" I'VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD

She's more delusional than I ever imagined if she thinks that huge blob of fat is a "bicep" just because it's vaguely been formed in the shape of one.
 
The images in the school spam folder are not showing up. Can you fix that?
8. I LOATHE mushrooms and the majority of melon fruits…
This bitch has no taste. Mushrooms and melons are delicious in any meal or just by itself and are loaded with vitamins, antioxidants, and other minerals, but I guess thats to be expected when your fat.
 
SHE CALLS HER BINGO WINGS BICEPS. She can't even hold up her own arm, she's having to support it on the couch.
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Jayden, I'm going to give you a biology tip. Your biceps muscles don't stay built if you aren't continuing to work out.

This yet another instance where if the cow had just stfu everyone would have forgotten about them two pages after the video was posted. Instead they hand delivered themselves to the farms with a nice bow on top.
 
I have to learn more about this piano, she donated a piano? Like a whole piano? When she uses the term piano I can only think that they're referring to an actual piano and not an electronic keyboard, which if that is the case is probably worth a ton of money and her mom is rightfully upset at her for just donating. I need to find out more because how it's framed here is fucking hilarious.
 
I have to learn more about this piano, she donated a piano? Like a whole piano? When she uses the term piano I can only think that they're referring to an actual piano and not an electronic keyboard, which if that is the case is probably worth a ton of money and her mom is rightfully upset at her for just donating. I need to find out more because how it's framed here is fucking hilarious.
i'm trying to find anything about piano, but she never talked about it before!
Looks like she plays piano on her first soundcloud cover

EDIT: Damn, she probably about this piano
 
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I think my favorite thing so far from this thread has been the fact that she apparently wanted to change her last name to Skywalker but didn't want to risk receiving a lawsuit from Disney. What the fuck kind of single-digit IQ logic is that? If you have the same last name as a fictional character then the company can sue you for damages?
I went to college for pre-law.

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i'm trying to find anything about piano, but she never talked about it before!
Looks like she plays piano on her first soundcloud cover

EDIT: Damn, she probably about this piano
Wow, great finds. So it is an electronic keyboard, which while it probably isn't one of the high end expensive ones still appears to be of full size and as such could easily be more than a hundred dollars second hand still. She willfully donated a keyboard she could have gotten money for and then goes and begs from her mom anyways. What a little brat.
 
I think i'll upgrade OP tomorrow. I found out she changed her sexual orientations like a gloves throughout her internet life, few new mentall illnesses, and i think her hated towards mom deserve a place in an OP.
Also i saw she talked about an abusive partner. Any kiwi has idea who it is?
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She’s obviously tech savvy — she spammed that elementary school in Wyoming with ads for her YouTube channel

I really hope that this part of her story gets fleshed out as the thread grows. I have so many questions.
But for some reason I have a feeling the answer is:
She tried some marketing gimmick she thought would grow her channel and it accidentally ruined the internet for children.

I love that her getting stroppy at her mother because “uh I’ve already REALIZED I fucked up so why can’t you just give me money already! No, the three pizzas aren’t enough, you should have sent them WHEN I asked, not get mad and try to lecture me!”

I just love that Mom is so done with this situation that when Jayden asked for money she responded with a classic 4chan prank
 
What is it with the fat, pube beard growing, FTM attempting to mimic 'popular characters'. I also know of a FTM who has these exact same traits except they took James as a name after that marvel character with a metal arm, it's gag worthy.

Like honey, you're never going to be some svelte well per-portioned expensive fitness trainer to get that muscle mass that will be fawned over, idolized, and lusted for male. You'd actually be liked as a woman if you lost the weight and took care of yourself but I guess crying on the internet and getting hugboxed is easier than hitting the gym.

Pretending to 'be a man' won't fix the self hatred.
 
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