Dramacow Jayden Sky Desino / Rebecca Marie Kiley / jaydensky89 / theatrechic89 / drumgeek678 - sent from my iPhone

[AbraCadaver]

SHE CALLS HER BINGO WINGS BICEPS. She can't even hold up her own arm, she's having to support it on the couch.
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Translation: “When I was a kid my parents MADE me collect up the leaf litter and shovel snow a few times a year, which is basically slave labour and child abuse and I whinged nonstop through it, but now all that sometimes seasonal chore duty once every few days has given me champion weightlifter biceps to this very day...because I don’t understand body building and that biceps that big, to truly be muscle, would take an insane amount of dedication to lifting AND ALSO REQUIRE A SHIT TONNE OF TESTOSTERONE TO BUILD which I only recently got on, and also requires a perfect diet and dedicated daily lifting regimen to maintain those muscles. I don’t understand any of that because I was a fat kid who ate garbage all day.”


Fuckin hell I have had self-rising pizza dough kits that were more muscular.

 

[The Reaper]

The piano looks like an electric Yamaha or other Brand. The interesting thing to point out is the red felt on the back of the keys. Looking over my keyboard its the exact same (Yamaha P-95) with the felt, and is typically a sign of weighted keys. Pressing down a standard key on an upright or grand piano results in swinging a hammer down to strike the particular strings. Since electronic keyboards do away with the hammers and strings the keys technically have none of the weight to them. You can get some keyboards for $150-200 cheaper without weighted keys, which just simulate the weight of pressing a key down more accurately. I'd guess hers is a standard Yamaha keyboard. They don't change too much and all look fairly similar. It really depends on when she bought it to see the price, but if it's the P-95 I'd put it around at least $150-200 in good condition. The P-125 goes for $600 new right now. Looking at the picture of the frame on keyboard it matches up on the right side (All the sliders for volume and style of piano are on the left side).

... Yeah I dox pianos, what of it?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Fat FTMs crack me up. Testosterone burns through fat and promotes muscle growth. That's part of why so many FTMs turn into gym rats and get ripped and hot. And than you have fat bitches like Cole and Becca here, who only manage to grow neckbeards and hair on their saggy tits. It's tragic how easily women can pass as men with just a little work, and she's completely unwilling to do it.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Fams, OP is updated. I hope it structured better now. I added a lil edits here and there, and i added a part about changes in her gender\sexual identities.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Can anyone upload the YouNow videos from her Tumblr? There are a bunch with riveting topics such going to court, surgery, AMAs, her dead dog, tattoos she’s getting etc
They’re all the most recent posts on her Tumblr

https://theatrechic89.tumblr.com/

 

[remiem]

Fat FTMs crack me up. Testosterone burns through fat and promotes muscle growth. That's part of why so many FTMs turn into gym rats and get ripped and hot. And than you have fat bitches like Cole and Becca here, who only manage to grow neckbeards and hair on their saggy tits. It's tragic how easily women can pass as men with just a little work, and she's completely unwilling to do it.

No. No they do not.

Fat, balding, pock faced, pube beards is the standard alongside the twelve year old boy look. Ripped and Hot are as far removed in FTM as the perfectly passing slutty blonde bimbo is in MTF.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

That poor pitbull. Autists shouldnt be allowed to adopt animals in the first place. How many cats has Chris killed now?

Scamper (fire), Sorbet (Sonchu to the face and being sprayed by a hose), Pollo (natural causes? Someone correct me if I'm wrong), and the two kittens. Am I missing any others?

All I could think of when seeing those bingo wings is this:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Medicaid pays for tranny drugs?

Yes if it's "medically necessary". I don't know the minutiae of Medicaid coverage for troons but earlier this year SCOTUS ruled a state Medicaid program can't deny coverage of sex reassignment surgery.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Oh, by the way. I found another LinkedIn for her which shows in 30 years of living she has worked... exactly 19 months. Oddly, there isn't a single law firm listed.

 

[Rhysuu]

I think i'll upgrade OP tomorrow. I found out she changed her sexual orientations like a gloves throughout her internet life, few new mentall illnesses, and i think her hated towards mom deserve a place in an OP.
Also i saw she talked about an abusive partner. Any kiwi has idea who it is?
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Fasting for a single weekend at her weight shouldn't be physically strenuous on the body in almost any capacity, normal people are capable of doing it for well over a day with ease. How would that put her into the recovery room? If she does do regular fasting and still manages to be her massive weight then she's a classic binge/purger, just purging via short-term fasting because she's too weak to vomit.

The voice in the back of her head is what remains of her rational side peeking through to try and stop her from killing her body even more, I'm sure she hadn't done anything to warrant rewarding herself with food that day and she's so fat she has no necessity to eat each and every time she's hungry. But uh oh! You'd better take some more pills to silence it and stuff your pig-mouth more!

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Screenshotted a bunch of Tumblr stuff, mostly 30 day challenge posts because she reveals a lot of personal info.

Spoiler: tumblr screenshots

Lol @ energetic

What a weird challenge?

B A S I C

Bitch why do you need so many k cups?

She ate an entire gingerbread house, wow

Filthy

Spoiler: Her Ex's name is Melody

Spoiler: took her mom to court

 

[Rhysuu]

Ya'll niggas need to start screenshotting and archiving whatever you're linking, since she's prone to BAWWWWleeting everything. Anyways, here's her LinkedIn. LinkedIn doesn't work well with standard archival tools so I just screenshotted it all. Most of her jobs are high-school tier baby jobs where you ring people up at the register and try not to shit yourself. These did not last longer than three months, anybody with a functioning brain would realize that putting jobs you only worked for two months is a red flag to a potential employer, but not "Jayden"!

The longest job she worked was some shitty generic looking convenience store with no identifiable branding. Here's a picture of it.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Ya'll niggas need to start screenshotting and archiving whatever you're linking, since she's prone to BAWWWWleeting everything.

i downloaded everything from Soundcloud. World should remember her covers.
As @Pineapple Fox said, it would be awesome if someone archived all younow vids.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I love that they deemed their beginner fluency certifications from fucking Duolingo attractive to employers. Anyway, I'm excited. This is my first time being around for the birth of a cow.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What is it with the fat, pube beard growing, FTM attempting to mimic 'popular characters'.

Literally autism.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I love that they deemed their beginner fluency certifications from fucking Duolingo attractive to employers. Anyway, I'm excited. This is my first time being around for the birth of a cow.

Cow: i understand spanish
Also cow:

 

[fat]

holy fuck that facemask

imagine being as fat, disgusting, and unattractive as her, smearing your face with something that literally looks like fresh shit, and feeling the need to take a photograph and then post said photograph on social media for all to see

and then top it all off and have the ungodly amount of hubris required mention that it isn't sponsored, knowing full well that you look like you do

oh boy am I having a laugh

 

[beautiful person]

The longest job she worked was some shitty generic looking convenience store with no identifiable branding. Here's a picture of it.

Looks like one of those ghetto gas station-attached convenience stores. From my experience with those places, and the people they can get to work there, I'm not surprised that's the place she managed to last nearly a year at, of all places.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Spoiler: took her mom to court

Da faq is wrong with her?
One thing is to send reports to FBI about kiwis, so we could laught, other - to took your mom to court for 'being abusive for 21 years'
Press X to doubt she ever was abusive

 

[semiSolidMeteor]

It's almost always the really boring no-life sort of people who do v-logs, the sort of people who don't have a reason to get up in the morning other than to go walk their dog around outside for fifteen minuites. They always have an account on every fucking social media platform but ironically have nothing interesting to say.

Just look at all of the thumbnails on all of their videos, all of them are of them indoors (most of which is of them in fucking bed). I thought the whole point of a v-logger was that their life is interesting to watch because of their personality and where they go.

Spoiler: Thumbnails