Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[drtoboggan]

"Are you mixed with Latino?" "No, Mexican"

I gotta admit, I laughed pretty hard.

Me too. If she were any dumber she would be a sack of shit.

 

[Muscle Bra]

She's lied about being half Mexican for a while now, but she's really shifted it into fifth gear today. I have absolutely no idea why she thinks that she's mixed.

She’s got dark hair and she’s a bad-ass bitch with a boyfriend in jail. Of *course* she’s Mexican. Duh.

 

[TardHunter]

Ahhh, yes Sammie. I forgot about instagram. Her other pages have been quiet and I temporarily lost sight of her. Y’all help keep me filled in, thank you for that.




Wtf is BlackHeadQueen???? Last time I checked I thought Sammie was “Mexican”?



BINGO.

“Mexican&White”. Right in the bio. Usually it’s the SJW types that list their every last heritage/lie a la Rachel Dolezal. What angle is she trying to play? I agree a chola Sammie phase would be interesting. Is there a lot of hispanic in Arkansas? I wouldn’t think so only because it’s not a border state.



If only I had instagram

I’m curious as to who she follows. And who follows her. The number looks low, is she adding everyone that adds her like she used to, or is she being selective now? In other words, should I bother with making a sock for my own entertainment? Has she added anyone and is she updating as often?

 

[8008135]

Rest gently, O sweet babbies in Heaven.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Wtf is BlackHeadQueen???? Last time I checked I thought Sammie was “Mexican”?

She’s the queen of giving head to black dudes, I suppose.

I’m curious as to who she follows. And who follows her. The number looks low, is she adding everyone that adds her like she used to, or is she being selective now? In other words, should I bother with making a sock for my own entertainment?

Go for it. What’s the worst that could happen? She doesn’t add you?

(Okay. It would actually be pretty sad if you had to say you weren’t good enough to be friends with Sammie but you know what I mean... )

 

[Trombonista]

Since she's pretending to be Mexican now, do you think she'll eventually pretend to be bisexual?

 

[gay frogs]

She’s the queen of giving head to black dudes, I suppose.


Go for it. What’s the worst that could happen? She doesn’t add you?

(Okay. It would actually be pretty sad if you had to say you weren’t good enough to be friends with Sammie but you know what I mean... )

Change your profile picture to a black guy. Instant add.

 

[Deadpool]

Fat, speaking mangled spanish, and pretending to be hispanic? All she has to do is pretend to join antifa and she'll be an actual female Phil (ADF).

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sam has mostly been posting shitty smug selfies with song lyrics all day. Nothing interesting enough to post. But this made me laugh. She fucking tagged her fake season of Teen Mom... and Austin STILL doesn't have a shirt on. Lucy makes me sad though. She just doesn't look healthy Poor little thing.

But, she started posting completely mangled Spanish 'threats' a while ago. For the record, Monica is Antonios geriatric meth smoking ex, who I heavily suspect had Antonio arrested for stealing from her somehow. Monica claims she and Antonio have been fucking while he and Sammie were together, which I completely believe. Sammie can't seem to find a man who doesn't have a wandering dick.

 

[Burn Book]

Sammie is so perfect, if not for all the photos, I'd totally believe she was made up by somebody trolling. Who could have expected the Spanish chapter of the Sammie Saga?

 

[THOTto]

Fat, speaking mangled spanish, and pretending to be hispanic? All she has to do is pretend to join antifa and she'll be an actual female Phil (ADF).

Please let her Mexican look become as iconic as phil’s Goth chola phase.

Spoiler: You can do it Sammie!

 

[JB 236]

Goes through phases like Abby Brown

 

[Muscle Bra]

But, she started posting completely mangled Spanish 'threats' a while ago.

This is awesome. Sammie is as incoherent in Espanol as she is in English.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Sam has mostly been posting shitty smug selfies with song lyrics all day. Nothing interesting enough to post. But this made me laugh. She fucking tagged her fake season of Teen Mom... and Austin STILL doesn't have a shirt on. Lucy makes me sad though. She just doesn't look healthy Poor little thing.
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But, she started posting completely mangled Spanish 'threats' a while ago. For the record, Monica is Antonios geriatric meth smoking ex, who I heavily suspect had Antonio arrested for stealing from her somehow. Monica claims she and Antonio have been fucking while he and Sammie were together, which I completely believe. Sammie can't seem to find a man who doesn't have a wandering dick.
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No one noticed that they all dyed their hair black? Did they dye it together? Wtf is going on?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

She's lied about being half Mexican for a while now, but she's really shifted it into fifth gear today. I have absolutely no idea why she thinks that she's mixed. These are her parents and they're as pure as undriven snow.
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Not every Mexican is a mestizo. There are many blonde blue eyed Mexicans. Sammie still is not Mexican though.

Since she's pretending to be Mexican now, do you think she'll eventually pretend to be bisexual?

My money is on pansexual. Fuck anything with a heartbeat.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Since she's pretending to be Mexican now, do you think she'll eventually pretend to be bisexual?

She did, didn't she? Remember early this year or so when she posted about her "wife" with one of the niggos she was seeing. Hell, I can't remember, I'll have a look to see if I can link.

She's claiming she's married to a woman now. And, using some pic of some poor women as proof. Neither is her, obvs.

ETA: I'm :autism: and can't embed an image.
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Here it is, but because I'm as exceptional as Sammie apparently I didn't get the whole post.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh yeah, I barely remembered that.

 

[Muscle Bra]

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You just know there are more than a couple missing chromosomes in that pic...

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

For the record, Sammie adds just about everyone who requests her on instagram (just like FB). Anyone else notice in the last screenshot of her insta bio by TardHunter above, it says:

Mama of 2
Babbies in heaven

Sometime last week it said 11 babbies in heaven. I remember wishing I had the ability to screenshot and save it bc it made me laugh really hard.

Anyway, I don’t remember if the specific 11 babies was before or after her fake twins died recently, so i’m not sure if maybe she deleted the number to update it and forgot to actually put a new number. Either way, hilarious to me that she didn’t even bother fixing that. Just, got babbies in heaven.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She took out the '12' from the babies in heaven statement... I think in part because she bumped it up to 13 later that week with the addition of a second dead Nelson baby that apparently slid out of there after Aiser.

On Facebook she's added "Blackhead Queen"to her bio. I know this is probably a reference to her stunning new box dye look... But I can't help think that would be her Blacked video name if she were ever attractive enough to be in porn.