Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax should consult BFC about how to get out of debt.

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The funny thing is I'm pretty sure one of the D&D Mods, Lightning Knight, said that ZDR taking Lowtax money was bullshit and Lowtax was just fishing for sympathy the first time he brought up how much money ZDR took from him. Wish I kept a capture of that but maybe that finally means D&D will turn against Lowtax if its true that ZDR is still in the CSPAM Discord.
 
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Null said:
I offered to do his XF2 migration.
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Yes, but you would have broken all of the custom code, which while shit from a software perspective, is how the site makes money and would be depriving his customers of stuff they actually paid for. I mean the site already does that often enough already, no need to give everyone a reason to bitch about it at once.
 
repentance said:
Lowtax should consult BFC about how to get out of debt.

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Hmmmm, almost makes one think the problem with ZDR and Lowtax was drugs, not coding the forums.

Going to guess both the boys have issue with pills/opiates and a fight over money and pills was the real reason for the fallout.

Lowtax needs thrown into rehab before he permanently kills his golden goose.
 
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fenny said:
What does he even do all day?
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7:00am- Wake up
7:10am- false alarm, just had to pee, pounded one out since pants were off anyway.
11:57am- wake up, stretch, sadly remember the halcyon days of the boomtimes when able to sleep till noon.
11:59am- Finish showering, check BigHotMangosteens.com for new content
12:10pm- Working lunch; Lunch + brainstorming session for "New Wacky Ban Reasons"
12:30pm- Review results of brainstorming for actionable ideas (20 new bans all involving the word "Gooftroop"); after-meal Ambien
12:35pm - Wrap up brain storming session, back to BigHotMangosteens.com
1:07pm- Ambien & Wine Coma
1:40pm- Ensure eldest daughter holds mirror under nose to check for fogging properly. Resume nap.
1:56pm- scratch self, smack lips, resume nap.
2:26pm - Nap (cont)
2:56pm- Nap (cont)
3:11pm: Wake up sweating from horrible nightmare where forums had become depopulated to the extent could no longer support lifestyle and had to get a real job with two decade gap in resume. Calm nerves by taking ambien and banning 3 people using wacky reasons from earlier brainstorming session.
3:12pm- Post nap Ambien Cooler (Wine + Ambien + Splash of tonic) to help wake up, test out another brainstormed wacky ban reason.
3:20pm- realize missed phone call with advertiser rep. Reschedule. Still jittery from nightmare, have Ambien to calm nerves.
3:30pm- Post hilarious jokes on twitter Facebook.
3:31pm- all out of material, back to BigHotMangosteens.com
3:33pm- make note to replace scotchguarding on $1000 chair; back to twitter
3:34pm-10:00pm - Ignore forums while unpaid catladies, unpaid trans-catladied, and unpaid catlady allies run the comedy forums of your comedy website.
10:01pm- Send moderation team thank you note for their hard work at ensuring you remain the funniest person on the forums.
10:05pm - Make mauldin post on forums about how they are so hard to run and don't make enough income to keep a manchild supplied with toys.
10:15pm - Say goodnight to GTR
10:18pm - Make note to replace scotchguarding on GTR
10:22pm- Night cap of Barefoot (1 glass)
10:24pm- Nighttime Ambien
10:25pm- Night cap of Barefoot (rest of bottle)
10:30pm- Ensure new Canadian wife has gone to sleep
10:35pm- Ensure she's really sleeping; close eyes after a hard day of forums administration. Look forward to Sunday and a chance to relax from this hectic pace.
 
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Poopoostinky said:
Holy shit keeping the forum running in the cloud probably takes him 20 minutes a month and he can’t even manage to do that correctly. And these fucking goons pay him $11k for it! And then he implies it’s not enough, and these morons will happily open their wallets and assholes for him. Maybe he’s not the millionaire he could have been but he sure knows how to monetize his laziness.
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Some years ago he could have had skilled goons do it very cheaply, but Lowtax being Lowtax, he of course wanted it all done for free. Oh well, please donate to my Patreon guys! 🐷
 
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