Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

It's directed by the dude who did Thor: Ragnarok and who spent some time being a smug asshole toward MCU fans who are skeptical of the upcoming "Lady Thor" plot development. Bob will suck its cock no matter how much it slaps him in the face and calls him Susie.

Huh, cause looking at the trailer it seems like the type of movie would make Bobos blood boil, what with it being a satire instead of screaming "ALL NAZIS NEED TO DIE JUST LIKE DRUMPF SUPPORTERS!!"

 

[Mola Ram]

Huh, cause looking at the trailer it seems like the type of movie would make Bobos blood boil, what with it being a satire instead of screaming "ALL NAZIS NEED TO DIE JUST LIKE DRUMPF SUPPORTERS!!"

Speculating on Bob's reaction to anything is one of the more pointless things we sometimes do here -- his reactions are usually very predictable, and of course there's always the chance he's reading the thread and will modify because his pudding brain thinks it'll annoy us -- but in this case I would guess he'll twist himself into knots to find good things to say about it. "Ridicule is a potent weapon, Drumpf ghouls!" Something like that.

 

[Positron]

Bobby's reaction will copy the reaction of his Overladies; he dares not, and cannot, have a mind of his own.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Remember when Bob pondered what Mario would think of our actions? I guess he’s the only one who can engage in such asinine hypotheticals.

Spoiler: What bob thinks

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Spoiler: What Mario thinks

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But you all knew that of course.

Frederick Douglas on guns-
"A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box."

Frederick Douglass on free speech-
"To suppress free speech is double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker."

I know D'Souza is a bit of a lolcow himself with his rhetorical shenanigans, but he actually has a bit of a case with this one. At the very least, Douglass would have some major reservations about the modern Democratic party.

Also, making claims about what a famous political figure of the past would think about modern politics is a lot less exceptional than making claims about what a fictional jumping plumber whose vocabulary primarily consists of "Wahoo!" and "Mamma mia!" would think about video game industry drama.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Holy shit! That is the most autistic thing I have ever read.

Sperging out for 8 tweets about the technical minutae of a hypothetical thought experiment is exactly something an autist would do.

As an autist, can confirm.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

Second, what in the hell is "sextortion"? Is that where I withhold sex from you until I get what I want or I keep having sex with you until you finally buy me that dakimakura? I gotta come clean with you all, I don't believe that my cock or anyone else's is so cash money (or whatever you kids call it) to warrant that.

First, it's rather funny these dumbfucks have to disclaim the shit by phrasing it as "anti-hate crime" nonsense, because they know if the laws they propose were enforced equally half their damn target audience would be in prison for being toxic, violent, Id-driven idpol shitbirds.

Second, sextortion is SJW lingo for, well, exorting sexual favors out of someone.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is as close as he's gotten so far
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And this is probably the only reason why
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A real gorl like him back bois! And she's a lesbian to boot! Isn't there some kind of correlation between "male" feminists and having a lesbo fetish or does Bob's probable love of the stink ditch disqualify him?

In other Bobbyboi related news, I wanted to add this because I find it particularly funny. We're like 2-3 steps removed from trump tweeting about it boys!

Spoiler: Bob wants to live in a society

The bob approves
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Full context
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And who is this golden fox with the silver box?
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Considering he's a black hole of sex appeal, it makes sense that the only biological women who follow Bob are lesbians.

"Online violence"



Until a way for me to reach through my computer screen and throttle Chipman is invented, online violence isn't a thing. If someone uses your dox to hunt you down and kill you or firebomb your car, it's not online violence, it's real life violence, which there are laws against. Being called names online, or even threatened or having your nudes leaked aren't violence. There are other words for things that are bad besides "violence" boomer politician cunt. Use them. Quit trying to push Orwellian redefinitions to further your totalitarian agenda.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It's directed by the dude who did Thor: Ragnarok and who spent some time being a smug asshole toward MCU fans who are skeptical of the upcoming "Lady Thor" plot development. Bob will suck its cock no matter how much it slaps him in the face and calls him Susie.

Also, it’s being distributed by Disney through Fox Searchlight, so there’s that.

Also, speaking of sucking cock.

Here’s the shit in context.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Until a way is invented for me to reach through my computer screen and throttle Chipman is invented, online violence isn't a thing. If someone uses your dox to hunt you down and kill you or firebomb your car, it's not online violence, it's real life violence, which there are laws against. Being called names online, or even threatened or having your nudes leaked aren't violence. There are other words for things that are bad besides "violence" boomer politician cunt. Use them. Quit trying to push Orwellian redefinitions to further your totalitarian agenda.

And when thats invented LOTS of people will die

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Also, it’s being distributed by Disney through Fox Searchlight, so there’s that.

Also, speaking of sucking cock.
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Here’s the shit in context.
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Well that’s certainly the mind of a sane man who doesn’t let politics dictate his life.

 

[The tired cat]

Here’s the shit in context.
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An if parents suddenly decided to disown their gay/tranny kids because they voted for Hillary, you guys would be screaming from Mt.Olympus about how horrible and heartless these people are. Ironic ain't it?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob Chipman is a man that could get strangled by a V-neck shirt.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So, heres a 5$ question. Theres a movie coming out in October called Jojo Rabbit which is like a satire on WW2 an Nazis. So, how badly is Bobo gonna be pissy at said movie?

Actually I believe he’s full mast already.

Taika Waititi is the guy who directed Thor Ragnarok btw. He’s also directing JoJo Rabbit. The only way that I could see Bob hating this is if it isn’t sufficiently woke enough and/or doesn’t blow up enough Nazis. I haven’t watched the trailer yet so I have no real idea what to expect.

 

[Rekkington]

disney bootlicker calling others bootlickers
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creepy shit once again
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more yellow peril
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replace homeless with farmer for fun
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I guess mt dew corn syrup has no strings attached
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EVERYTHING IS LIKE SUPER HERO
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And two funny retweets. I guess no labor is obsolete?
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Maybe his tranny chasing is limited to pre-stink ditch?
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It's a "Bob actually thinks its chepaer living in big cities" episode.

 

[The tired cat]

Actually I believe he’s full mast already.
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Taika Waititi is the guy who directed Thor Ragnarok btw. He’s also directing JoJo Rabbit. The only way that I could see Bob hating this is if it isn’t sufficiently woke enough and/or doesn’t blow up enough Nazis. I haven’t watched the trailer yet so I have no real idea what to expect.

I mean it's pretty much a satire of WW2, def didn't see any woke shit in the trailer. However, it made me think of a movie from 1978 called "Loggerheads" with that similar idea of parody and satire about the Nazis and WW2.

 

[The Nothingness]

Also, it’s being distributed by Disney through Fox Searchlight, so there’s that.

Also, speaking of sucking cock.
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Here’s the shit in context.
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The context makes the headline worst.

 

[DK 699]

Until a way for me to reach through my computer screen and throttle Chipman is invented...

Are you sure your hands are big enough to reach Bob's neck, anon?

 

[Mola Ram]

Are you sure your hands are big enough to reach Bob's neck, anon?

What neck?

 

[DK 699]

Also, it’s being distributed by Disney through Fox Searchlight, so there’s that.

>Fox Searchlight
Isn't that a brand Fox uses for quasi-indie films (low budget, relatively low profile or unkown cast and crew)?