Lolcow Padma McCord / Padma Surya - Digital Forensics Corp (/ Digital Investigation?)

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The Manglement said:
So they managed to get a law office to draft an angry letter for them, naming a reddit user and sending it to KF? Is it a boomer only law office? How do they make such a simple mistake?

Do they think Null owns Reddit?

Edit: I just realized how fucking embarrassing this is. They're a digital forensics company, presumably hired to archive internet material for this dumb lady, and they're so fucking donkey-brained they aren't able to understand what the images they have archived mean. Some actual chucklefuck sped looked at a picture anyone with even the hint of internet experience would recognize as Reddit, and thought it was Kiwifarms. And they run a company dedicated to computers.

Fucking unreal.
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The correspondence looks like it's written by someone who speaks English as a second language. Yet the woman that spoke with Null on the phone seemed to be pretty switched on. I got the impression she was a para legal or at least a legal secretary, she was confident and careful in what she said, notice how she said a few times that they weren't 'threatening legal action'. They're not going to be sucked into legal action for $1500. Also she made a point of mentioning that they already had some success clearing up Padma''s shit. Most websites other than Kiwi Farms would back down when they get something legal looking in their inbox.

Also she had the good sense at the end not to bite when Null offered her an address, which must have been disappointing. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole company is basically a marketing operation and she's the sole employee.
 
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Trig.Point said:
The correspondence looks like it's written by someone who speaks English as a second language. Yet the woman that spoke with Null on the phone seemed to be pretty switched on. I got the impression she was a para legal or at least a legal secretary, she was confident and careful in what she said, notice how she said a few times that they weren't 'threatening legal action'. They're not going to be sucked into legal action for $1500. Also she made a point of mentioning that they already had some success clearing up Padma''s shit. Most websites other than Kiwi Farms would back down when they get something legal looking in their inbox.

Also she had the good sense at the end not to bite when Null offered her an address, which must have been disappointing. It wouldn't surprise me if the whole company is basically a marketing operation and she's the sole employee.
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1500 well spent, Padma.
 
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The Manglement said:
So they managed to get a law office to draft an angry letter for them, naming a reddit user and sending it to KF? Is it a boomer only law office? How do they make such a simple mistake?

Do they think Null owns Reddit?

Edit: I just realized how fucking embarrassing this is. They're a digital forensics company, presumably hired to archive internet material for this dumb lady, and they're so fucking donkey-brained they aren't able to understand what the images they have archived mean. Some actual chucklefuck sped looked at a picture anyone with even the hint of internet experience would recognize as Reddit, and thought it was Kiwifarms. And they run a company dedicated to computers.

Fucking unreal.
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They used the reddit user because they've linked his account to the kiwifarms account and they're used to people shitting themselves when they realized their online accounts are connected. After all, that's literally what most lolcows are pissed at Kiwifarms over. They hoped he would freak that they connected him to officer doodles, which would only be reasonable if officer doodles connected to his real identity and he was, you know, facing legal consequences. Which he isn't.

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back when nexpo made a video on her, she seemed like a strange but innocuous loony on the Internet, but now it does seem shadier, how do we know she didnt know old Jeffery "eggdick' Epstein?
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Because she isn't rich, important, or young.
 
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This shit has escalated quickly , I'm just finding this thread for the first time after tonight's stream because I absolutely love when Cows decide to break the prime directive (it's the ultimate schadenfreude)

LITTLE DID I FUCKING KNOW! Nexpo I one of my favorite horror tubers and I've seen the episode that was edited.

I must have blocked this uncanny valley face from my mind because holy shit seeing these pictures I'm feeling a tad disturbed...

-The eyes keep following me

-its like that bitch from the ring had an autistic sister

-Not sure if she has Rosacea or she puts on blush and make up with a spray paint can

- her body has odd proportions (like in many photos her shoulders seem to exceed way past her hips and she is like child short, does she have a minor form of Dwarfism)

- the woman with many eyes is the most terrifying name ever, is she a fucking lich?!

Finally WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS BITCH... Niggers and faggots I am legitimately freaked out by this creature I pride myself generally on being able to see the macabre and odd, weird and scary and be completely fine. But I feel like she is going to hunt down ya bois booty hole in seven days

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back when nexpo made a video on her, she seemed like a strange but innocuous loony on the Internet, but now it does seem shadier, how do we know she didnt know old Jeffery "eggdick' Epstein?
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Very much agree. General strangeness is one thing and insanity mixed with rage typically moves people to act in stupid ways like making an account and sperging... But this is different she went with some weird fucking company with odd legalese threats run by a bunch of Slavs in Ohio. With the Nexpo thing why ask him to take down two of the specific theories instead of all three?! I mean wouldn't she just prefer to have it removed entirely?!

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Dear leader has faced many foes in the past and became triumphant in the end so I'm going to suspend my fear for now and wait seven days. If the Void Dog God bites it in seven (or is like anally fisted or something) I'm tf outta here
 
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I didn't see anyone talk about this but Padma's in Texas correct? Why would she hire professional internet tough guys from Ohio? Certainly there's got to be people in Texas with equal qualifications right? Granted, Vadim does have a, now expired, CEH cert which is pretty choice I guess. In fact, all most all of their ballyhooed certifications are expired.

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Don't worry too much fam! Not much has changed since 2004.
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For whatever reason the link for their "ISMS LEAD AUDIOTOR" (their spelling not mine) just loops back to the certification page. According to the logo it seems that it was good back in 2012 so maybe it's a good thing it doesn't exist.
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This is the only one that's current but why blur the name out I wonder?:thinking:
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Maybe I'm over blowing it but I find it a little shady that the certification for "Certified Electronic Evidence Collection Specialist" was issued, and evidently hasn't been updated, before smart phones were even conceived.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
She's just playing hard to get.
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I agree Taylor didn't sound like DT (Data Forensics) on that phone call, for those brief minutes she was DTF (Down To Fuck) and hey alot can be said for middle America women. They are passionate, they can do hard field labor aaaaaand:
Ralph Barnhardt said:
I didn't see anyone talk about this but Padma's in Texas correct? Why would she hire professional internet tough guys from Ohio? Certainly there's got to be people in Texas with equal qualifications right? Granted, Vadim does have a, now expired, CEH cert which is pretty choice I guess. In fact, all most all of their ballyhooed certifications are expired.

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This is the only one that's current but why blur the name out I wonder?:thinking:
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Maybe I'm over blowing it but I find it a little shady that the certification for "Certified Electronic Evidence Collection Specialist" was issued, and evidently hasn't been updated, before smart phones were even conceived.
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Apparently work for some Bobo ass company with super questionable certifcations. What do you think is going on here my dude because shit looks fucking weird laying this out in front of me... Can it all just be explained away with "crazy Tard" or is this bitch trying to uphold the vampire masquerade?!
 
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troon patrol said:
Man, I need to start my own internet hurt feeling lolfirm. Sounds like easy money without much work.
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Go into “cyber forensics” instead. Probably don’t even need to pass Bar.
Actually, fuck it. Make a PI agency and solely staff people from the Kiwi Farms. We’ve had practice, have done it for free, and know the difference between libel and slander.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
Go into “cyber forensics” instead. Probably don’t even need to pass Bar.
Actually, fuck it. Make a PI agency and solely staff people from the Kiwi Farms. We’ve had practice, have done it for free, and know the difference between libel and slander.
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Translation: Fuck you pay me

But seriously, now you've got me thinking of a PI agency run by Null. It keeps coming out looking more like Charlie's Angels though.

Edit: Jesus Christ the auto save draft for replies always causes me to inevitably post messages I didn't want to send lol
 
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Pablo Escobar said:
I don't know why but I find this thread unnerving. Like she's trying so hard to hide something.
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Well the thing she made nexpo delete was accusations of being a trafficker. @Even Odder's got a point. I certainly would be upset if I were accused of something so disgusting too, but Nexpo also just brushed it off as she either did porn or has some schizo disorder.

But by demanding someone take only one piece of information out, that just makes you look suspicious.
 
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Do you guys think @Digital Forensics is Taylor? Because I think @Digital Forensics is Taylor. Or some Slav, judging by the super-cereals ALL CAPS CEASE & DESIST which looks more like "I am foreign how do I keyboard" than capitalizing words for emphasis.

At any rate, my eyes kind of glazed over when I tried to read the OP. If I have this right, she's a sketchy skitzocow who thinks she's some sort of Sumerian deity (or at least shoops herself to look like one), who is rumored to may be involved in human trafficking? The longer I look at her the more I believe it. & the young man who is presumably her son being a different person in every picture is setting off alarms, but that could just be residual anxiety from staring too long at uncanny valley eyes.

& now this woman, who writes like a bot randomly generating words, has paid Taylor NotALawyer & her in-house counsel upwards of $1500 to silence people talking about Padma's phreaky phishbowl Photoshop eyes. Am I on the right track?
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Do you guys think @Digital Forensics is Taylor? Because I think @Digital Forensics is Taylor. Or some Slav, judging by the super-cereals ALL CAPS CEASE & DESIST which looks more like "I am foreign how do I keyboard" than capitalizing words for emphasis.

At any rate, my eyes kind of glazed over when I tried to read the OP. If I have this right, she's a sketchy skitzocow who thinks she's some sort of Sumerian deity (or at least shoops herself to look like one), who is rumored to may be involved in human trafficking? The longer I look at her the more I believe it. & the young man who is presumably her son being a different person in every picture is setting off alarms, but that could just be residual anxiety from staring too long at uncanny valley eyes.

& now this woman, who writes like a bot randomly generating words, has paid Taylor NotALawyer & her in-house counsel upwards of $1500 to silence people talking about Padma's phreaky phishbowl Photoshop eyes. Am I on the right track?
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Taylor might be a scammer but she sounds too sane to be Padma. Could be wrong on that, but it's possible ig
 
keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
Well the thing she made nexpo delete was accusations of being a trafficker. @Even Odder's got a point. I certainly would be upset if I were accused of something so disgusting too, but Nexpo also just brushed it off as she either did porn or has some schizo disorder.

But by demanding someone take only one piece of information out, that just makes you look suspicious.
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That's exactly what I'm driving at!

What is her intent in wanting to have some of that info removed.


-It's obvious it isn't for some sense of anonymity (look at the droves of info she puts out on herself)

-It isn't to avoid some kind of infamy otherwise why not try and take the entire video down

What is her intent in all of this?

There is no fucking way she is doing this as some kind of advertising to get her real estate business booming (who in the fuck would see those horrifying pics and want to buy a house from this bitch)

Porn seems a shallow plot seeing as she is still putting her face out there, but also Porn produces insane amounts of content on tje DAILY if she had a simple porno or even an entire career that shit could be buried virtually unfindable very easily, unless she was a huge pornstar (doubtful again see face)

Insanity doesn't fucking wash with me either, I know crazy and love to watch and study it, she has behaved in order to take the content down in a very deliberate and calculating way. She undoubtedly has screws loose but what she has been pulling with null seems to speak to someone who is functioning enough to be somewhat tech literate, goes out of her way to methodically try to remove and control what might possibly be a fake identity.

Shit just seems off...

This company she hired has fubar paper work and is starting to smell mighty fishy too.

So TLDR I haven't the faintest fucking clue what's going on but I want to know if we found the first extraterrestrial living among us
 
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