حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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So, remember how Connor has asserted that people with Asperger's or Autism can't ever achieve anything and shouldn't try or believe in themselves?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...n-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

Motherfucking President of Russia, with ridiculously high domestic approval ratings (something like 80%) and is currently successfully thumbing his nose at the US and the rest of Europe, and former KGB badass, might be an Aspie.

What was that excuse, again?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So, remember how Connor has asserted that people with Asperger's or Autism can't ever achieve anything and shouldn't try or believe in themselves?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...n-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

Motherfucking President of Russia, with ridiculously high domestic approval ratings (something like 80%) and is currently successfully thumbing his nose at the US and the rest of Europe, and former KGB badass, might be an Aspie.

What was that excuse, again?

Goddamn, I hate to admit it, but I have to begrudgingly admire Putin's general fucking badassery.

Spoiler: Putin with a babby leopard(?)

Spoiler: Putin holding a rifle

Spoiler: Putin fucking throwing a dude

Spoiler: Putin chilling with some dolphins

Spoiler: Putin WEARING A FUCKING BEAR

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This guy's the anti-Connor.

 

[Smutley]

Part 15 of Wrong Planet. You'll laugh, you'll sigh, you'll wonder why Connor is allowed online unsupervised!

More fantasy booking of his big famous movie book (I'm not going through all those broken links to find ones that work i'm sure you know who these people are)

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Molly Ringwald perched on the edge of the bed, her form alien but strangely familiar, all smooth curves and pale skin. Connor slowly loosened the knot on his eyepatch and smiled. "So you wanna take a couple rounds with the champ, huh?" He started towards her, but after two steps he paused, petrified - he was about to take this whoregoddess to bed without finishing the ritual. Blindly he reached behind him, refusing to look and break the Rule of Cool. Eventually his greasy fingers found it, and with an eagerness that surprised him, he punched the play button on the iPhone dock.

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Oh thank God, I thought Connor had forgotten about Redesigning Eva!

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Hahaha, what? Dude, what?

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Hey there edgelord, why don't you bring it back a little bit

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SHOW ME MOLLY RINGWALDS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

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[Broken youtube link to the Stand miniseries]

Oh my god you fucking sperg, won't you shut the fuck up and JUST WRITE?!

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This is a very common theme in Connorwatching - when he hasn't written anything for a while because of "stress" or "writers block", he ends up posting how he will instead write something intentionally awful. He references Springtime for Hitler as the impetus of his ruse, but I would compare him more to Milo Minderbinder.

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?

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And this is where Connor bought a typewriter (fun fact: I bought one at a flea market for the same reason. Sitting outside smoking a cigar, drinking bourbon, and annoying the neighbors is an enjoyable way to spend the evening)

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[The Knife]

I think I like this Fnord guy. We should invite him to the thread.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Wrong Planet part 15 scares me a lot. I mean genuinely creeps me out...

 

[Connor Bible]

Molly, some of these posts are from as far back as 2009.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Molly, some of these posts are from as far back as 2009.

I can see the date. If those posts were continuing to happen I think it'd be worse. Good thing they're old, and you haven't been like that that lately.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Molly, some of these posts are from as far back as 2009.

You're acting like you stopped thinking about Molly Ringwalds belly button Connor. what up wit dat?

 

[Connor Bible]

You're acting like you stopped thinking about Molly Ringwalds belly button Connor. what up wit dat?

There's a lady present.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Molly, some of these posts are from as far back as 2009.

Connor you got upset about people saying molly wouldn't have sex with you

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor you got upset about people saying molly wouldn't have sex with you

I'm not going to debate you guys. I just dropped in to check my alerts, maybe bring up my positive ratings.

 

[Strelok]

I'm not going to debate you guys. I just dropped in to check my alerts, maybe bring up my positive ratings.

Positive ratings don't matter. Using them as a goal shouldn't be a priority against, well anything.

 

[Smutley]

I'm not going to debate you guys. I just dropped in to check my alerts, maybe bring up my positive ratings.

Connor, how is your writing going? I heard in chat you were thinking of working on some short stories.

 

[XH 502]

Connor, how is your writing going? I heard in chat you were thinking of working on some short stories.

Katsu is holding a forum writing contest, Connor. This is a perfect time to get involved and showcase your talent!

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor, how is your writing going? I heard in chat you were thinking of working on some short stories.

I've been more concerned about my education and potential volunteer jobs as of late. However, I am ahead in my math class, so I could squeeze in some writing tomorrow when I'm at my grandmother's, because my mother has business to attend to out of town.

 

[Locksnap]

There's a lady present.

As if you haven't whined about women being sluts and wanting to hurt them before, right? Hell, I think you even said you wanted to kill Molly at some point.

 

[Connor Bible]

As if you haven't whined about women being sluts and wanting to hurt them before, right? Hell, I think you even said you wanted to kill Molly at some point.

It's in the past.

 

[Xarpho]

Part 15 of Wrong Planet. You'll laugh, you'll sigh, you'll wonder why Connor is allowed online unsupervised!

More fantasy booking of his big famous movie book (I'm not going through all those broken links to find ones that work i'm sure you know who these people are)

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Molly Ringwald perched on the edge of the bed, her form alien but strangely familiar, all smooth curves and pale skin. Connor slowly loosened the knot on his eyepatch and smiled. "So you wanna take a couple rounds with the champ, huh?" He started towards her, but after two steps he paused, petrified - he was about to take this whoregoddess to bed without finishing the ritual. Blindly he reached behind him, refusing to look and break the Rule of Cool. Eventually his greasy fingers found it, and with an eagerness that surprised him, he punched the play button on the iPhone dock.

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Oh thank God, I thought Connor had forgotten about Redesigning Eva!

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Hahaha, what? Dude, what?

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Hey there edgelord, why don't you bring it back a little bit

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SHOW ME MOLLY RINGWALDS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?

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And this is where Connor bought a typewriter (fun fact: I bought one at a flea market for the same reason. Sitting outside smoking a cigar, drinking bourbon, and annoying the neighbors is an enjoyable way to spend the evening)

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- Another way creepy collection of posts in general. Porcelain, belly buttons, ???
- Well, at least Connor knows about his problems and lists them. Admitting them is the first step!
- I don't think either Connor or the less offensive spergs either never got or never watched The Producers, because making "Springtime for Hitler" wasn't trying to be bad for notoriety's sake, it was a part of a failed con.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I'm not going to debate you guys. I just dropped in to check my alerts, maybe bring up my positive ratings.

I'd spend that time on working on your English & writing skills. 'Cause wow. The Knife, myself and several other users are currently sporking Regurgitating Eva down to its component sub-atomic structures.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'd spend that time on working on you English & writing skills. 'Cause wow. The Knife, myself and several other users are currently sporking Regurgitating Eva down to it's component sub-atomic structures.

Now that you mentioned Eva, I'm thinking of writing a full-fledged, no-fucking-around draft soon.