Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

KingofManga420 said:
I can't prove it but listen.

This whole forum laughs at crazy people, stubborn literotica writers of dazzling intellect and future USMC commanders.

If you had just come out and said, hey. Please take this down. I'm not like that. We'd have listened because you'd have given us no reason to doubt you, nothing to laugh at. We're sociopaths not monsters.

Now on the other hand if you show up and start acting smarter than everyone else instead of being polite, the thread will likely stay up because you personally pissed the powers that be off. Are you still with me here buddy?
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Quote from page 8. Thought it might actually make him realize something.
 
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KingofManga420 said:
That guy has no fucking idea what he's talking about.
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I know right. TJ has obviously through force of will alone managed to make us remove this entire thread and totally hasn't done exactly what that guy said would happen. Also I love how early on in the thread he said that either the mods will take down the thread or it will be taken down in another manner. Maybe my personal friend and buddy TJ has some 1337 h4x0r 5k111z we didn't know about.
 
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UPDATE

He's edited his threads again. Chyoo crossover 2 (you'll notice the only change is the notes):

Just one.

"Well," Jane asks, leaning in a bit and actually whispering, "since we're talking to a lot of people at this party, is there anything you would like us to tell the others? Any tips to pass on, or maybe an invitation to collaboration?"

"Well actually," Whizzper says, before stopping. "No. Never mind."

"What?!" John asks curiously. "What were you about to say?"

"Well, I WAS about to have you send out an invitation to anyone who might help me & some of the other editors and writers improve the site by contacting one of our old stars... Until it hit me he probably wasn't invited here."

"'Probably'?!" Jane repeats. "Might you be talking about someone we've heard about?!... Or read from?!"

Will Whizzper name names to work on fixing staff mistakes?

If it's bashing, blame Whizzper, who began by bashing me. Also, lilguy, it matters not, as all my threads on this (the supposedly "old" & yet superior site) are being denied regardless b/c they aren't posted on the "new" site (which I would post on if things were corrected & I were again able).
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And A Day:

Marley, when he gets a clue & asks for my original thread so he can approve it again.

You gave that reason verbatim before, lies & all. My thread changes every time, but your reason has not, because you never had one & never will.

Not to mention you call me homophobic & a philistine, lies to cover the only fact, which is you have no reason to deny the thread I submitted originally, which is why you rightfully approved it almost a year ago.

Can you admit your mistakes like every time your parents look at you?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.
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Discuss.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] I well know being in the same building as someone else doesn't mean I'm "with" them... However, I am actually on a first-name basis with an employee who is frequently behind the counter at the local FYE. Also, if someone were to show the person who sold me my movie ticket yesterday a picture of my face, she would recall it. On the other hand, nobody eho is on Amazon or eBay while you all are on this site discussing me would even have any clue you existed.
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There is so much that can be inferred about this statement that we could have a whole thread about it.

What movie did you see, though?
 
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My two cents on how TJ can, but won't, nuke this thread:
1: stop posting on it.
2: don't post about it anywhere else
3: move on as the tumbleweeds roll

My two cents on why he won't:
1: stubbornness
2: narcissism. He doesn't necessarily know it, but he feeds on the attention in spite of its undesirability.
3: this goes with the second and the first-his gigantic ego. He has to tell everyone how smart he is over and over, and can't let it die.
TJ, I know I'm smart and pretty articulate (chicks dig it). I don't care if people agree because I know I am.
Edit: see? @Satan thinks so, and he's a genius with contracts. Look at what he's done to every one hit wonder ever.
 
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flossman said:
@Cowlick, may I give you a hug? I think it will do a lot of good! :heart-full:
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Go out and hug to the extreme.
 
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Bound2 said:
People do tend to remember the faces of guys with deformed heads and horrifying teeth, Teej. But I'm not sure that's what you want to lead with in an "I'm a big deal" contest.
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Many places will treat people who look like they have mental disabilities in an extra nice manner. Similar to OPL, I think TJ has tried to pass this treatment off as being a special little snowflake when he really just is special.
drtoboggan said:
TJ, I know I'm smart and pretty articulate (chicks dig it). I don't care if people agree because I know I am.
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The biggest sign someone is insecure is by them constantly looking for validation. I'm going to guess that TJ doesn't get this often because he's demanding we validate him here, and based on his actions on CHYOO he does this elsewhere. Like I said he reminds me of a child.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
Quote from page 8. Thought it might actually make him realize something.
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Already knew you guys post lies 90% of the time... If not, there would have been no reason to start a thread about me... Oh, I forgot there never was, & nobody has yet to prove otherwise.

Also, will never see "American Stupor", "Sponge-brose", or the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)
 
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