Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

cosmos1092 said:
POST #5400 BITCHES!!!

Back on topic, what do we know about TJ between 2000 and 2011?
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Busy looking like Johny from Ed, Edd & Eddy
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Seperated at birth?

Also he admits to being on literotica for at least a decade.
"Don’t ask Friedman! Ask Torg, who will still be in charge of the site! Apparently, this site will be starting at a date when the current Mods had done nothing wrong, circa at least a decade ago. "
 
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Cowlick said:
Already knew you guys post lies 90% of the time... If not, there would have been no reason to start a thread about me... Oh, I forgot there never was, & nobody has yet to prove otherwise.
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How's this method going for you? Haven't tried anything different yet?
Do you know the definition of insanity?
 
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I am utterly fascinated by the suggestion that Dr. Hawking is wasting people's time. What the hell do you mean, T-Pain? Is he wrong about physics? Do please tell us more. I'm on the edge of my seat here. What about his theories can you disprove? Or are you just calling him wrong or a time-waster because he has a disability? In that case, I'd like to introduce you to this black pot I have, which exactly matches my black kettle.
 
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" Add this to the list of incurable diseases, & call it “living suicide” or something; You’re still breathing & semi-active, but your biggest problems are your own dang fault. "

You think he'd apply this to his own life, but nah. That would require being self-aware.

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Ahh, TJ not realizing how petty and sad he sounds.
 
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Does The Theory of the TJVerse explain why any woman would choose a ride from a stranger (who apparently has a mind-control amulet?) entirely because cab drivers are "likely-foreign"? (And possibly well-endowed... with a Ph.D. earned before coming to the US... and we can't have educated people running around everywhere.)
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Correct. The theory of the TJverse proves that the Earth does not, in fact, circle &/or orbit the Sun, as is commonly (but wrongly) supposed, but instead circles &/or orbits TJ.
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Actually not quite. The theory clearly states that TJ IS the sun. And the glowing hot orb thing that heats our planet is just the heat of his massive ego.
 
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Cowlick said:
Also, will never see "American Stupor", "Sponge-brose", or the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)
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Sick, sick burns. It's like being at the Algonquin Round Table third-grade recess.
 
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Cowlick said:
Already knew you guys post lies 90% of the time...
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Yes, it's much easier to close your ears to reality, than accept basic facts.

If everyone in your internet interactions says the same thing, you might want to look inward. But that's too much apparently.
 
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Cowlick said:
the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)
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Ah, the core of the TJ Church philosophy: if I cannot understand it, it is invalid &/or wastes space.

Also, I recall reading in several of his blog posts that he often compares himself to Shawn Spencer of Psych.

Now then, his updates to those threads. Chyoo 2 crossover:

Just one.

"Well," Jane asks, leaning in a bit and actually whispering, "since we're talking to a lot of people at this party, is there anything you would like us to tell the others? Any tips to pass on, or maybe an invitation to collaboration?"

"Well actually," Whizzper says, before stopping. "No. Never mind."

"What?!" John asks curiously. "What were you about to say?"

"Well, I WAS about to have you send out an invitation to anyone who might help me & some of the other editors and writers improve the site by contacting one of our old stars... Until it hit me he probably wasn't invited here."

"'Probably'?!" Jane repeats. "Might you be talking about someone we've heard about?!... Or read from?!"

Will Whizzper name names to work on fixing staff mistakes?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.
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A Day:

Marley, when he gets a clue & asks for my original thread so he can approve it again.

You gave that reason verbatim before, lies & all. My thread changes every time, but your reason has not, because you never had one & never will.

Not to mention you call me homophobic & a philistine, lies to cover the only fact, which is you have no reason to deny the thread I submitted originally, which is why you rightfully approved it almost a year ago.

Can you admit your mistakes like every time your parents look at you?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.
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Discuss.
 
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Cowlick said:
Also, will never see "American Stupor", "Sponge-brose", or the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)
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So you saw the woman in black 2? Don't leave us hanging.
 
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