Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

FINAL VADE "ASK FOR URL COUNT": 37

FTFY

But yeah, does anyone really believe she's going to quit Tumblr for any amount of time? Remember the last time she tried that shit? After days of hyping her exile she left for less than a day then went right back to business as usual.

Actual Length of Hiatus: 11 hours, 23 minutes, 47 seconds.

Also, there's not a single mention of their headmates anywhere. Vade, what have you done with Tero? :'(

http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Vade_and_Mental_Health#Disassociative_Identity_Disorder

This is such a popular sjw thing now and it drives me fucking nuts. I'm an equestrian and one of these sj nerds whom i thought was a friend called me an animal abuser and all kinds of stuff because riding is, in their minds, animal abuse. Except for the part where most signs point to it being beneficial for the horses, if you do it right of course. But this kid had ridden a horse one time and decided they knew more than me.

Anyway. My point is, sjws/tumblr folk of Vade's breed have started this thing where they try to nitpick and act as high and mighty as possible about animals without actually knowing that much about them or having much real world experience with them. I guess it's another appealing soapbox for them to climb onto, and a great way to pretend they're overflowing with empathy. Except for the part where I really doubt they go outside often enough for these things to be relevant to their lives.

If Vade owns a dog, I seriously think they should actually consider doing things like going to dog parks with it and stuff regularly. Dogs are great weight loss tools and maybe it would keep Vade off the internet for like a week.

They self-diagnose and feel this is superior to real diagnosis by qualified medical professionals.

That they feel they know better than everyone should be a fairly straightforward thing.

SUBSIDIARY NOTE TO LURKER: Watch Vade's behavior on Gaia the next few days, her getting pissy and blowing up hilariously is virturally a give-in. As per Kiwi tradition, observe and report. Do not engage if you can at all help it.
 
SUBSIDIARY NOTE TO LURKER: Watch Vade's behavior on Gaia the next few days, her getting pissy and blowing up hilariously is virturally a give-in. As per Kiwi tradition, observe and report. Do not engage if you can at all help it.

I thought that maybe I could make some kind of difference, foolishly, which is why I said anything at all. I mean, I was trying to give her advice... What good that did, right? Still, I'll keep an eye on her. Since my main account was blocked, I'd have to piss around on a mule, and I don't post on mules.

I can say that, last I checked, she hasn't posted anything since our little PM conversation, but I'll check up on her every so often and see if anything new has come up.

Edit: On a slightly related note, here's a post from Alyssa's friend tedizkin's Tumblr which I found somewhat amusing.

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As much as I think Alyssa is a cunt, I actually am bothered when people refer to her as an "it". Yeah, yeah, I know, "preferred pronouns" or whatever, but there's something remarkably dehumanizing about calling a person, or any sentient being, really, an "it". I don't know why SJWs aren't bothered by that.
 
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This is such a popular sjw thing now and it drives me fucking nuts. I'm an equestrian and one of these sj nerds whom i thought was a friend called me an animal abuser and all kinds of stuff because riding is, in their minds, animal abuse. Except for the part where most signs point to it being beneficial for the horses, if you do it right of course. But this kid had ridden a horse one time and decided they knew more than me.

Anyway. My point is, sjws/tumblr folk of Vade's breed have started this thing where they try to nitpick and act as high and mighty as possible about animals without actually knowing that much about them or having much real world experience with them. I guess it's another appealing soapbox for them to climb onto, and a great way to pretend they're overflowing with empathy. Except for the part where I really doubt they go outside often enough for these things to be relevant to their lives.

If Vade owns a dog, I seriously think they should actually consider doing things like going to dog parks with it and stuff regularly. Dogs are great weight loss tools and maybe it would keep Vade off the internet for like a week.

If you don't mind me asking, how exactly is riding horses beneficial for the them? I've recently gone horse riding, so this subject interests me a bit.

Anyway, if what everyone is saying about how Vade is caring for her pets is true, than I feel bad for them. Although I can agree that it's sad how some people would shoot dogs out of fear of being attacked.
 
Edit: On a slightly related note, here's a post from Alyssa's friend tedizkin's Tumblr which I found somewhat amusing.

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So what are the odd that they'll come here in an attempt to defend Vade?
As much as I think Alyssa is a cunt, I actually am bothered when people refer to her as an "it". Yeah, yeah, I know, "preferred pronouns" or whatever, but there's something remarkably dehumanizing about calling a person, or any sentient being, really, an "it". I don't know why SJWs aren't bothered by that.
Because a lot of SJWs and tumblerinas like to believe they're not human (deity-kin, deformed chihuahua-kin, ect.) or that they're somehow above it all and reject the gender that "society" placed on them.

Oh, and because most of them are suburban kids that have never had to deal with actual problems in their lives and need to manufacture drama to make themselves feel important.
 
Good fucking luck, Aura. I tried several times to report Vade and TF2FIP to Tumblr and they didn't do shit.

Come at us, bro, I dare you, motherfucker, I double dare you.
If we get another Tumblr-cow on here after that autistic conga line that was the Tranlord thread, I will eat a fellow pear.

This pear, asshole's been eyeballin' me anyway:
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If you don't mind me asking, how exactly is riding horses beneficial for the them? I've recently gone horse riding, so this subject interests me a bit.

Anyway, if what everyone is saying about how Vade is caring for her pets is true, than I feel bad for them. Although I can agree that it's sad how some people would shoot dogs out of fear of being attacked.
Imma jump in on this over convo.
I've been riding horses for 15 years. Had my own furball to bounce on for 14.
 
As much as I think Alyssa is a cunt, I actually am bothered when people refer to her as an "it". Yeah, yeah, I know, "preferred pronouns" or whatever, but there's something remarkably dehumanizing about calling a person, or any sentient being, really, an "it". I don't know why SJWs aren't bothered by that.

To be fair I hate "it" pronouns as much as the next person, it's worth noting that "they" is still a solid alternative. Also like the not-birthname thing. Shrug, I'm just humouring the notion that Vade might actually identify as non-binary. Having been on the receiving side of being misgendered and misnamed (it sucks 0/10 do not recommend) I don't wanna do that to anyone, not even sentient pond scum like Vade. That's as far as I'll bend for this clown, though.

Also the mentality behind it is that while calling someone an "it" is generally regarded as degrading and harmful (which it is), it's magically made ok if someone says they like those pronouns. Most do have the sense to include auxiliary pronouns (typically they) for the sake of those who are rightfully uncomfortable with addressing someone in that manner.

Honestly when people demand it or nounself pronouns a lot of it seems like a case of them gauging how high they can make people jump on command.
 
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Vade said:
how did you know one of my names is vade

I could be wrong here but I'm pretty sure they had posts using the name Vade on their tumblr.

And if you put a link to your tumblr in your profile and have it there for quite a while, it's visible to at least other Gaia members (not sure if it was actually visible to non Gaiafags?), and you make a minor nuisance of yourself on Gaia, you shouldn't really be surprised if people check your Tumblr to try and figure out what the fuck your deal is.

So... I think Vade's telling someone to stay away from them over information they've made available publicly?

... And they're doing this while stalking Volts and Meowthkip around the internet.

I've been following this thread since Meowthkip made it and there's still occasions where all I can do is laugh at their extreme hypocrisy and total lack of self-awareness. Thanks for making my morning, Lurker.
 
I thought that maybe I could make some kind of difference, foolishly, which is why I said anything at all. I mean, I was trying to give her advice... What good that did, right?

It doesn't count as advice because you didn't pat Vade's ass enough. Like I genuinely doubt they would accept help from even well meaning people (because fixing their problems would mean less material for pity fishing) let alone someone they could easily see as antagonistic. Not that I think you were, but you know. I basically wouldn't even bother. (For anyone else who mightve considered trying to do this).
 
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I was going to post. I was going to do it, but I just couldn't bring myself to ween.

Still, Alyssa, fuck you. You act like you give a shit about dogs when you're just as shitty as the "bad dog owners" you demonize. Sit the fuck down, fuckhead.
That's what I figured. Hell, I haven't even heard about these types of incidents happening around where I live... then again, I don't think we have any dog parks. Still, I doubt dog parks are as dangerous as she is claiming they are, but what does she know? She couldn't even be bothered to bring her fucking dog to the vet, which was "down the street".

Edit: She's talking about pet nutrition again. YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING, ALYSSA.

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I have two dogs. One is a dachshund, and one is a mutt. Probably a mix between a basset hound and a retriever. It's not a big dog, though. Probably the size of, like... A collie? Anyway, my dad has been buying special food for my dachshund, which is non-grain, because we think she might have an allergic reaction to it. We've been giving the same food to my other dog, but he's ridiculously hyperactive. My mom read somewhere that dogs that are fed non-grain diets tend to be hyperactive, and for my mutt, who's also a puppy, we can't afford having him even more hyperactive than he is. So no, Alyssa, sometimes grain-based diets are necessary, but you wouldn't fucking know that since you don't take care of your own fucking dogs.

Edit 2: I just checked on Google and it would appear that the opposite of what I said above is true. But that is just a cursory search. I might check more later. It is possible that my mom somehow misread... Which wouldn't be shocking.

How to turn everyone against Vade in an instant: Remind them that they didn't feel like taking their injured dog to the vet and just 'hoped for the best.' That'll show everyone how much you know about taking care of animals.
 
How to turn everyone against Vade in an instant: Remind them that they didn't feel like taking their injured dog to the vet and just 'hoped for the best.' That'll show everyone how much you know about taking care of animals.
And all the excuses she mentioned (being too far away, not having enough money) can be easily refuted by common sense (you have enough money to buy weed and cigarettes, but not enough for your precious pet's health care? and is walking five kilos/miles/whatever too much for your poor legs that you would rather have your pet suffer?)
 
Oh, hey, we've been talking about Vade for 400 pages.

She hasn't changed much, has she? Well, aside from her victim complex growing to be the size of the Milky Way.
 
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Oh, hey, we've been talking about Vade for 400 pages.

She hasn't changed much, has she? Well, aside from her victim complex growing to be the size of the Milky Way.

Vade will keep finding ways to seek attention and grow her victim complex somehow. And it'll probably be her undoing, but she won't give a shit.
 
Also the mentality behind it is that while calling someone an "it" is generally regarded as degrading and harmful (which it is), it's magically made ok if someone says they like those pronouns. Most do have the sense to include auxiliary pronouns (typically they) for the sake of those who are rightfully uncomfortable with addressing someone in that manner.
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Lord knows I've ranted about this on Tumblr enough, but I strongly believe people who demand "it" pronouns are doing one of two things: demanding that people enable depressive behavior (feeling subhuman), or trying to bait people into saying something that sounds transphobic so they can then white-knight the person (or not depending on if they're feeling generous that day, in which case your reputation as a decent person is dependent on the "it"'s whims). Both of these are horribly unhealthy and amount to pulling everyone around you into your antisocial and self-destructive behavior. At this point I won't interact with anyone who wants to be called "it" and I don't really care if they have auxiliary pronouns because those are usually nounself and stupid as fuck.
 
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