🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[Green Tea]

Right?? Like look, we get it. Everyone has to eat. But the fact that it's a necessity and therefore harder to abstain completely from like other addictions doesn't mean you absolutely HAVE to overindulge or chow down on greasy processed garbage. That in itself is your own fault and can be changed by you as well, Chantal.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Wait wait, where did she get a Starbucks gift card from in the first place?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Wait wait, where did she get a Starbucks gift card from in the first place?

It seems like the kind of gift an apathetic family member might give. Like when you don't care enough to give a thoughtful gift.

Or maybe one of her feeder fans sent it to her so they could jerk off to her eating egg bites.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I wouldn't be surprised if she bought it herself to incentivise herself to go out and use it. Chantal has been mocked quite a lot for her poor taste in drinks as well as food, and as late as the end of last year she was making passive aggressive "coffee = sheeple" type posts during her nutritionist phase. As is so typical for a deathfat, she took the advice (coffee is a good way to w-e-a-n yourself off sugary drinks) and buys sugar filled coffees now, while thinking she's become a Big Grown-up Girl for doing so and taking selfies of what a sophisticated urbanite she is with her jugs of Starbucks crap.

 

[Green Tea]

Man, the coffee thing. She might actually do herself some good if she brewed regular coffee at home and just loaded it up with splenda instead of sugar or something. It's an appetite suppressant too......

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Man, the coffee thing. She might actually do herself some good if she brewed regular coffee at home and just loaded it up with splenda instead of sugar or something. It's an appetite suppressant too......

Well she also could cook for herself.....

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

A lot of people graduate to home-brewing the more into coffee they get due to the expense of small batch/single origin beans, and the premium cafes that use them charge on a per-cup basis. I think coffee is just a pretext Chantal uses to feel like an adult out-and-about in town doing things, when really she's doing the classic fraudster's ploy of putting more work into pretending to have things to do than actually being productive. If she brewed at home she'd definitely either become addicted to making it (as she is wont to do) and overload her already damaged heart, or she'll get bored sipping and watching Netflix and binge more.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Am I the only one who gets really sick of these fatties constantly busting out the old reliable, repetitive line "Smokers don't have to smoke, alcoholics don't have to drink, but food addicts still have to eat!" line?

No shit! Nobody is arguing with that at all! But you have admitted yourself a million times that you are only addicted to greasy fast food and cake, etc. You AREN'T addicted to steamed broccoli and kale. Why don't you eat a pound of that everyday instead fucking Arby's and McDonald's. Your argument goes right out the window.

"Everyone needs to eat breathe to survive!"
"Yes, but they don't need to breathe tobacco smoke."

Fixed.

Wait wait, where did she get a Starbucks gift card from in the first place?

Around here at least, it works like this:

If someone sends you a Starbucks card (which is itself reloadable, btw) you can link it to your Starbucks app and transfer the balance from the card to the app.

These amounts do not expire. However, the free drink you get for every $X spent does expire.

Dollars to doughnuts she had a free drink offer that was going to expire, and rather than just get plain old coffee she decided to get a more expensive drink (because "free"). Though it's not like she's been drinking plain old coffee all along anyway...

In other words, she's stupid and conflates terms. Then her laziness keeps her from correcting herself. And her self-absorption keeps her from noticing people use the terms differently and appear confused when she, Chantal, tries to communicate. And her narcissism keeps her from ever suspecting she might be wrong about something. And her dishonesty makes her double down and insist that it's actually how they say it in Canada because half of them speak French. And her gluttony and greed motivate her to keep doing all of the above because this way she gets whipped cream and besides, it's better to look like a narcissist than a glutton so you can deflect to mental health rather than confront the fact that you're just shitty and lazy. Hee hee!

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Chantal's finances interest me, a sad thing to admit, but there you go.

If she is hyping a non-existent surgery to explain why she magnanimously let Bibi go so he could have his five children with a fertile woman, I'm imagining how she's going to manage living alone.

She has no real income. She's too stupid, butthurt and impulsive to manage her YouTube properly so while she maybe has a minor income stream from it, it's not nearly enough to live off of. Various Canadians have said she's been out of work too long to be receiving the Canuck version of unemployment. Her grandmother clearly gives her money but these are not rich people here. Chantal is not some trust fund baby - her grandmother likely lives comfortably but Chantal is an expensive shit monster and I cannot imagine her grandmother can support her entirely. No one is giving her a job unless it's a call center job she can do from her living room, logging in remotely and taking calls. And if she was fat girl camming, we'd know because there's no way the weirdos on v/fatpeoplehate wouldn't find it.

Without Bibi to pay part of rent and cable, how will she manage to keep that apartment? I suspect the money her grandmother gives her plus her meager YouTube earnings are food and Lush money. Her food bills are astounding. She flip flops from one dietary habit to another and we've all seen how much she consumes in just the meals she lets us see. Remember the crate of mangos she let rot? All the food she ordered from Amazon when she went vegan for the umpteenth time? All the fast food she consumes. And factor in all the car repairs she needs because that poor vehicle wasn't made to have 400+ pounds concentrated just in the driver's seat. Without Bibi she has no hope of paying rent even in that scummy apartment they share.

Peetz best think hard about how he wants his life to end because I get the feeling Chantal may need a new roommate/cat box cleaner/ride to the ER for various cheese emergencies.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

And factor in all the car repairs she needs because that poor vehicle wasn't made to have 400+ pounds concentrated just in the driver's seat.

Speaking of which, I apologize for being a bit out of the loop but what's the deal with the car these days, anyway? She had a car, got rid of the car, was using Bibi's sister's car... I can't remember where we are now. If the Beebster moved out, the Beebsis wouldn't be far behind and I doubt they'd just abandon the Beebmobile. Though I suppose they might if she'd shit in it often enough (and let's be honest, once is enough).

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Around here at least, it works like this:

If someone sends you a Starbucks card (which is itself reloadable, btw) you can link it to your Starbucks app and transfer the balance from the card to the app.

These amounts do not expire. However, the free drink you get for every $X spent does expire.

Dollars to doughnuts she had a free drink offer that was going to expire, and rather than just get plain old coffee she decided to get a more expensive drink (because "free"). Though it's not like she's been drinking plain old coffee all along anyway...

In other words, she's stupid and conflates terms. Then her laziness keeps her from correcting herself. And her self-absorption keeps her from noticing people use the terms differently and appear confused when she, Chantal, tries to communicate. And her narcissism keeps her from ever suspecting she might be wrong about something. And her dishonesty makes her double down and insist that it's actually how they say it in Canada because half of them speak French. And her gluttony and greed motivate her to keep doing all of the above because this way she gets whipped cream and besides, it's better to look like a narcissist than a glutton so you can deflect to mental health rather than confront the fact that you're just shitty and lazy. Hee hee!

Oh, so she's conflating a customer loyalty reward card with an actual gift card. That makes more sense.

Speaking of which, I apologize for being a bit out of the loop but what's the deal with the car these days, anyway? She had a car, got rid of the car, was using Bibi's sister's car... I can't remember where we are now. If the Beebster moved out, the Beebsis wouldn't be far behind and I doubt they'd just abandon the Beebmobile. Though I suppose they might if she'd shit in it often enough (and let's be honest, once is enough).

I think she got an ex-fleet/rental Kia Forte on her grandmother's dime, but I'm not positive.

 

[dismissfrogs]

Maybe it was us who got it wrong all this time and by "Bibi" she was referring to her alter persona (probably the binge monster,ya know?) and not Malan.

BIg BInge

 

[Barbarella]

I’m guessing that grandma and mom are pitching in to keep her afloat. Maybe they nag sister to participate too.

But I agree, how much can middle class retired people hand out? She’s not hitting parents up for a car emergency or late rent once or twice, but needs regular income. Between all of them, can it even add up to a $1,000 a month? That might pay her half of the rent in the barrio but is not going to cover her food bill. Chantel probably throws fits and it’s easier just to give her a few hundred a month each. But she would need a roommate.

I’m going to guess that she’s on whatever the Canadian version of disability is. And Peetz lives alone and doesn’t drive but has a job. I pray he doesn’t give up his peaceful life for the shit-monster. He may get lonely but having her around is not going to fill that hole and she’ll prevent him from ever meeting his proper nerdgirl.

 

[Who Now]

Waiting for the proverbial late night streaming, heavlly modded ass pat session. It's due about now.

Will Peetz eventually become the new fetch and carry, wipe your ass Becky?

Maybe she got the Starbucks card by answering surveys online. lol

 

[Green Tea]

And if she was fat girl camming, we'd know because there's no way the weirdos on v/fatpeoplehate wouldn't find it.

what if she were camming from the neck down?

 

[Todd Weiss]

Am I the only one who gets really sick of these fatties constantly busting out the old reliable, repetitive line "Smokers don't have to smoke, alcoholics don't have to drink, but food addicts still have to eat!" line?

No shit! Nobody is arguing with that at all! But you have admitted yourself a million times that you are only addicted to greasy fast food and cake, etc. You AREN'T addicted to steamed broccoli and kale. Why don't you eat a pound of that everyday instead fucking Arby's and McDonald's. Your argument goes right out the window.

The outlandish body fat accumulation is accompanied by immense stupidity and poor decision making. As evidenced by the lack of education, substance abuse, low income housing, disability benefits and worsened lifestyle quality relative to those of us that bothered to get our shit together, the correlation between morbid obesity and reduced IQ is obvious to all. They get trapped in bizarre, childish thinking patterns but, while YouTube gives them a medium to share their dysfunction, that’s not what amazes me most; it’s the tens of thousands of idiot followers there to comment at a moment’s notice, reinforcing their mediocrity and under achievement. Apparently there’s a legion of obese, impoverished, pedestrians, without consistent employment, that see a glimmer of themselves in certifiable swamp donkeys like Jen, Chantal, Amber and HFC; all there to congratulate a 3 lb weight loss, reinforcing “baby steps” like moving an extra 30 seconds or making it to a doctor’s appointment on time. The audience conjures images of used Kia drivers, living off pay-day advance loans with pre-diabetes, teen mom re-runs and Debbie cakes.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

what if she were camming from the neck down?

She would need like, the worlds widest camera lenses to get everything to fit in the shot.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I've seen a few folks bring up Peetz moving in with her, but didn't he tweet about just that earlier this year? Like his "best friend" (presumably Chantal) was suggesting it and he didn't seem interested at all? Sorry if my memory is shit and I can't look up the relevant post/tweet at the moment.

 

[meepmapmop]

A lot of people graduate to home-brewing the more into coffee they get due to the expense of small batch/single origin beans, and the premium cafes that use them charge on a per-cup basis. I think coffee is just a pretext Chantal uses to feel like an adult out-and-about in town doing things, when really she's doing the classic fraudster's ploy of putting more work into pretending to have things to do than actually being productive. If she brewed at home she'd definitely either become addicted to making it (as she is wont to do) and overload her already damaged heart, or she'll get bored sipping and watching Netflix and binge more.

This exactly. Chantal wants to be everything she’s not: a confident businesswoman or a skinny, pretty white chick in uggs downing a skinny pumpkin spice latte. She wants a Starbucks cup in hand to show she’s far too busy and important to brew her own. She’s trying to glamorize a very mundane and sad life. Her saying her life would be boring and pointless without her YouTube channel recently was so telling and sad. I would honestly feel bad for her if she wasn’t such a garbage person.

 

[thejackal]

This exactly. Chantal wants to be everything she’s not: a confident businesswoman or a skinny, pretty white chick in uggs downing a skinny pumpkin spice latte. She wants a Starbucks cup in hand to show she’s far too busy and important to brew her own. She’s trying to glamorize a very mundane and sad life. Her saying her life would be boring and pointless without her YouTube channel recently was so telling and sad. I would honestly feel bad for her if she wasn’t such a garbage person.

Her idea of what a busy day is like cracks us all up I think.

Hey guyz I got a super busy day today I've got three appointments then gotta pick up Peetz for a comic run so started with good old fashioned coffee here at Starbucks, and an egg bite, teeehe.

Bitch that's Sunday. Weekdays are for work. Working people have to use the weekends to run errands and meet up with friends. It's horrifying I know.