Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[eternal dog mongler]

I knew one guy who divorced his wife and left his kids in one state, and then moved to another state to live with a troon he had been dating on the side. The troon is a "housewife" and the guy looks like a middle-aged fat man going through a crisis, with the dyed hair and everything.

It's like the old thing where men had a midlife crisis. Daddy went out for cigarettes and never came back.

Except there's more dicks, slowly necrotizing neovaginas, twitter meltdowns and badly applied makeup this time because it's 2019.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

One more example of a tranny with boundary issues:

r/MtF - I met my friend for the first time in 11 years, but it was his first time meeting me, period

863 votes and 27 comments so far on Reddit

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Someone actually calls him out on it in the comments, but it's not his problem. He's just being freaking uwu adorable~
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I really hope the fiancée tells the dude to delete his Facebook and never invite any troons around again.

This is gay and I sure as hell hope it is fake.

 

[Mediocre]

I'm sure he passes well and they've totally not convinced themselves that they do due to hugboxing on troon sub-reddits, especially with his fantastic makeup skills!

Wait, nevermind they got hit with a dose of reality again...

 

[OttoWest]

I'm sure he passes well and they've totally not convinced themselves that they do due to hugboxing on troon sub-reddits, especially with his fantastic makeup skills!
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Wait, nevermind they got hit with a dose of reality again...
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Dear Troons,

Wearing a choker only draws attention to your adam’s apple, not hide it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Let David Bowie rest in peace, please.

 

[remiem]

I'm sure he passes well and they've totally not convinced themselves that they do due to hugboxing on troon sub-reddits, especially with his fantastic makeup skills!
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Wait, nevermind they got hit with a dose of reality again...
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It's like someone applied watercolor paint to his eyelid, just a big splash with large brush. Not to mention why an orange-y eyeshadow ? and a terrible orange-red lip color.

Also. Learn to brow. Jesus.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm sure he passes well and they've totally not convinced themselves that they do due to hugboxing on troon sub-reddits, especially with his fantastic makeup skills!
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Wait, nevermind they got hit with a dose of reality again...
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I wonder how long it took him to get in that pose. Jaw sucked back, angled, brows raised in hopes of hiding the fivehead and widows peak, get the light from the window hitting you just right to make your face look smaller and hold it, hold it, snap!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Let's get the band back together. I've got lead, drummer, AV crew

We're gonna tour all over the US. Hey, what's our bassist up to?

Alright I'll just work the 9-5 then

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Dude claims to be a cute girl while looking like a man with long hair. Delusional troon tard

Emily Brown (u/EmilyNB4u) - Reddit

u/EmilyNB4u: I'm a friendly trans woman who just wants to be accepted by society and make new friends.

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r/transtimelines - I love being a cute girl. 🥰 Never thought I would ever be able to look cute. From dead on the inside to being alive! 8 months and 14 days on HRT! Photos in order from Aug, Oct, Nov (before HRT) then each month starting with December. 1 year difference. Can't wait to see what the future holds.

151 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

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r/MtF - If you need some courage, just know that it gets better. My story from 1 year ago being an egg to being a cute girl with 8 months on HRT.

50 votes and 6 comments so far on Reddit

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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Dude claims to be a cute girl while looking like a man with long hair. Delusional troon tard

Emily Brown (u/EmilyNB4u) - Reddit

u/EmilyNB4u: I'm a friendly trans woman who just wants to be accepted by society and make new friends.

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r/transtimelines - I love being a cute girl. 🥰 Never thought I would ever be able to look cute. From dead on the inside to being alive! 8 months and 14 days on HRT! Photos in order from Aug, Oct, Nov (before HRT) then each month starting with December. 1 year difference. Can't wait to see what the future holds.

151 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

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r/MtF - If you need some courage, just know that it gets better. My story from 1 year ago being an egg to being a cute girl with 8 months on HRT.

50 votes and 6 comments so far on Reddit

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Oh come on, he dyed his hair! We all know men can't do that!

 

[RH 003]

I'm sure he passes well and they've totally not convinced themselves that they do due to hugboxing on troon sub-reddits, especially with his fantastic makeup skills!
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I can't apply certain types of makeup well like lipstick and eyeliner, and I have self-awareness so I don't, but transwomen never seem to get this. It's like the only makeup they know is dark matte lipsticks, smudged monotone eyeshadow seemingly applied with their fingertips, and poorly applied uneven, smudged eyeliner. No woman applies makeup like this because the ones who like to wear full-face makeup of eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipstick know what they're doing and the ones who can't do makeup well like me posses self-awareness so I don't go out looking like David Bowie or like an actor on an ISIS soap opera.

 

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Well thank fucking God.

 

[RH 003]

This completely bald man identifies as being a woman now and says he feels that bald he doesn't look cis. But don't worry, the commenters come to tell him he looks like a beautiful, completely bald cis female! The delusion of these people knows no end.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimel...or_years_let_the_fact_that_i_was_bald_be_the/

Honestly I think you look cis. Not just being nice. You pull it off.

I think you and I are using different definitions of "look cis"

You look cis to me. Bald women exist and you are one

There are cis women with alopecia. You're no different than them. Hell, I've even heard of cis women who choose to shave their heads bald because they like the way it makes them look.

Yes, it is different because complete baldness in a female like this is exceptionally rare and would be caused by a severe autoimmune condition of the body attacking the hair follicles or intense chemotherapy. You just have male pattern baldness.

If you have to add some absurd qualifier to justify the idea you look like a cis woman you don't. You look like a man. You don't look like a cis woman if she were a 6'0 tall Iranian bodybuilder with pcos on roids. You look like the average man. You don't have this rare and traumatizing medical condition a female would have. You have fucking male pattern baldness.

Alopecia is associated with devastating and fatal autoimmune conditions.

ALOPECIA AREATA AND AUTOIMMUNITY: A CLINICAL STUDY

 

[s0mbra]

He does look cis. Like a cis man.


Also funny enough, he doesn't look near as bad as I imagined when I clicked the link, and while it's easy to tell he's a dude, he actually passes better than most greasy haired troons.

Also I get what "clocked" means but what's the actual definition/how'd it start?

 

[Inanna]

This completely bald man identifies as being a woman now and says he feels that bald he doesn't look cis. But don't worry, the commenters come to tell him he looks like a beautiful, completely bald cis female! The delusion of these people knows no end.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimel...or_years_let_the_fact_that_i_was_bald_be_the/

Honestly I think you look cis. Not just being nice. You pull it off.

I think you and I are using different definitions of "look cis"

You look cis to me. Bald women exist and you are one

There are cis women with alopecia. You're no different than them. Hell, I've even heard of cis women who choose to shave their heads bald because they like the way it makes them look.

Yes, it is different because complete baldness in a female like this is exceptionally rare and would be caused by a severe autoimmune condition of the body attacking the hair follicles or intense chemotherapy. You just have male pattern baldness.

If you have to add some absurd qualifer to justify the idea you look like a cis woman you don't. You look like a man. You don't look like a cis woman if she were a 6'0 tall Iranian bodybuilder with pcos on roids. You look like the average man. You don't have this rare and traumatizing medical condition a female would have. You have fucking male pattern baldness.

Cis women also do everything they can to hide hair loss.

 

[El Ogro de las Americas]

You can literally be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and if you claim to be a woman people will take you seriously.

What a fuckin' circus.

 

[RH 003]

Video of him speaking. Poor impression of a woman speaking in high pitch with a valley girl accent and gratuitous use of "like". Just noticed the raise in pitch at the end of words and the vocal fry.

r/transvoice - Advice requested!!

138 votes and 12 comments so far on Reddit

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This guy's entire view of what being a woman is is really just sexist stereotypes of women. Being a woman is to speak in a high-pitched California girl voice and sound vapid and unintelligent, to make blank faces in your tons of selfies, to wear lipstick and eyeliner and dresses.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Androgenic alopecia in women is a thing, although it doesn't cause you to become entirely bald.

Not that he passes. You can tell because /r/transpassing changes from "yaaas queen slay u look cis" to "I'm jealous" whenever someone who can actually passes in pictures posts there.

 

[wabbits]

Also I get what "clocked" means but what's the actual definition/how'd it start?

Merriam-Webster:

The New Partridge Dictionary of American Slang attributes a date of 1929 to a sense meaning “to catch sight of or notice something or someone,” with later senses applying to gambling (watching opponents closely for tells in poker, for example, or keeping track of slot machines to predict when they will pay out). A particular use of clock pertaining to the trans community also carries that connotation of detection, referring to the action of recognizing another person as transgender. As Dawn Ennis notes in The Advocate, this action is regarded as hurtful within the community:

But for those of us in the trans world, the term “clocked” is used to reflect that someone transgender has been recognized as trans, usually when that person is trying to blend in with cisgender people, and not intending to be seen as anything other than the gender they present. "Clocking" is typically used by presentation-focused trans men and women to explain the crushing disappointment they feel, usually when cisgender people clock them, but also when someone trans does it. Another word is "read," as in "She read me," or "I got read as trans."
— Dawn Ennis, The Advocate, 4 Feb. 2016

Clocking a Newer Sense of ‘Clock’

It’s not always a matter of time.

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[LateNightMuffin]

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Am i the only one who is creeped the fuck out by those bottom two poses? if i met up with some FRIEND--male or female, doesn't matter--and we went to take a picture and the other person hung on me like that, pressing the front of his groin against my hip and lifting up one leg like he was about to straddle me, i would be extremely uncomfortable. that's a lover pose on the part of a troon, not a friend pose. fucking gross.