Containment What If?

If Chris was to some new popular genre of music as Sid Vicious was to punk rock (talentless but with the right attitude and look), what would this genre be?
 
AnOminous said:
If Chris was to some new popular genre of music as Sid Vicious was to punk rock (talentless but with the right attitude and look), what would this genre be?
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Modern pop music, so he'd be drowned out in the face of your Justin Biebers and your Nikki Minajs.
 
AnOminous said:
If Chris was to some new popular genre of music as Sid Vicious was to punk rock (talentless but with the right attitude and look), what would this genre be?
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Post-Industrial Yelling a la L'eclipse Nue. He's already spoken of it here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-2-2-chris-wants-you-to-buy-this-album-art-he-made.7477/

He's into noise a la carte.

Alternatively, "muzak for elevators" is something deeply held within him. Elevator pop suits his shallow musical tastes to a tee.
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a ballet dancer?
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In a different thread, someone asked, "What if Chris maced the pickleman?"

Now, at the time of the Emily Date, Chris was confident he was strong, and was not yet paranoid, so he wouldn't have pepper spray, but still...

What if Chris attacked the pickleman?

Say the early trolls severely underestimated Chris's aggression, and instead of being scared and sad, Chris started taking wild swings at the pickle-monster trying to ruin his chance at true love?
 
Morbid Boredom said:
In a different thread, someone asked, "What if Chris maced the pickleman?"

Now, at the time of the Emily Date, Chris was confident he was strong, and was not yet paranoid, so he wouldn't have pepper spray, but still...

What if Chris attacked the pickleman?

Say the early trolls severely underestimated Chris's aggression, and instead of being scared and sad, Chris started taking wild swings at the pickle-monster trying to ruin his chance at true love?
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The Boxing Day Maceaccre would have happened a lot sooner.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
In a different thread, someone asked, "What if Chris maced the pickleman?"

Now, at the time of the Emily Date, Chris was confident he was strong, and was not yet paranoid, so he wouldn't have pepper spray, but still...

What if Chris attacked the pickleman?

Say the early trolls severely underestimated Chris's aggression, and instead of being scared and sad, Chris started taking wild swings at the pickle-monster trying to ruin his chance at true love?
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Heh, I think there's a solid chance that Chris would try to hit a pickleman nowadays.
 
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What if every time Chris denied reality a new alternate reality appeared where his version was true?
 
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