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Krokodil Overdose said:
"NRE." "Compersion." Is there a lexicon for this shit, because I keep tripping over made-up words.

That said, this story is fucking amazing. Woman (despite the lack of pronouns, I am 95% sure this was written by a woman) has two boyfriends who fuck each other in addition to her. Then the new boyfriend's girlfriend moves in, and (predictably) the two of them pair off and drama ensues. Is polyamory comorbid with some kind of pathological inability to cut your losses?
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Poly is when all the planks of the geek social fallacy theory have sex with each other.
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
"NRE." "Compersion." Is there a lexicon for this shit, because I keep tripping over made-up words.
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"Comperson" as far as I can figure is supposedly an emotion you feel when you see your partner in a happy relationship with someone else. You're happy they're happy.

Because polyamorous people don't get jealous you see. They're so enlightened they feel happy when their partner is with someone who isn't them.
 
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Fapcop said:
Here’s a good one from Reddit. Let’s call it: Cuck Life.

r/polyamory - Tried dating after 18 years, ended up offered money in return for intimate massage

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TLDR: The cuck in question has a wife who got knocked up by another man. In an attempt to distract himself from what a failure he and his marriage has become, he goes on Tinder and finds a match. They go to her house, he gives her an intimate massage. She pays him for it.
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This guy, if not a dedicated troll is some kind of ultra cuck prime. He is such a cuck that other members of r/polyamory call him out for being a cuck, which he responds to exactly like a cuck would:
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Not only did his wife get knocked up by the other guy, but like many other poly relationships, he's the only one with a real job so is providing financial support for the new kid. The wife constantly lies about sleeping with the new guy, as well as sleeping with Cuck Prime, going so far as to say the coming baby is definitely the new guy's because she and Cuck Prime don't sleep together, which he says is not true.

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How does he know the wife is lying about sex with the new guy? Oh well obviously because he listens in on them and enjoys it:

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Despite being much older and having no other kids, the new guy can't offer any money, health insurance or time, but that's okay because Cuck Prime feels like the baby is his and is going to step up and do everything as primary caregiver AND primary financial support. I question what the wife does, since Cuck Prime feels he will be primary care giver, but I think it's safe to assume that she doesn't really do anything, because that's how all these poly clusterfucks seem to operate.

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After reading through more of his posts, I realized, like many others, the guy isn't that much of a victim himself; he's apparently a sex addict in recovery who thinks poly is some sort of amazing loophole he's found. Kind of like a recovering alcoholic opening up a brewery I guess. His sponsor is "really questioning this"

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Also, notice in the earlier screencaps he says he goes out of his way to respect her privacy, before listening to her phone conversation and in a different post listening to her having sex while rubbing off for half an hour. I just feel bad for the kids in this mess.

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melty said:
This guy, if not a dedicated troll is some kind of ultra cuck prime. He is such a cuck that other members of r/polyamory call him out for being a cuck, which he responds to exactly like a cuck would:
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Not only did his wife get knocked up by the other guy, but like many other poly relationships, he's the only one with a real job so is providing financial support for the new kid. The wife constantly lies about sleeping with the new guy, as well as sleeping with Cuck Prime, going so far as to say the coming baby is definitely the new guy's because she and Cuck Prime don't sleep together, which he says is not true.

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How does he know the wife is lying about sex with the new guy? Oh well obviously because he listens in on them and enjoys it:

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Despite being much older and having no other kids, the new guy can't offer any money, health insurance or time, but that's okay because Cuck Prime feels like the baby is his and is going to step up and do everything as primary caregiver AND primary financial support. I question what the wife does, since Cuck Prime feels he will be primary care giver, but I think it's safe to assume that she doesn't really do anything, because that's how all these poly clusterfucks seem to operate.

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After reading through more of his posts, I realized, like many others, the guy isn't that much of a victim himself; he's apparently a sex addict in recovery who thinks poly is some sort of amazing loophole he's found. Kind of like a recovering alcoholic opening up a brewery I guess. His sponsor is "really questioning this"

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Also, notice in the earlier screencaps he says he goes out of his way to respect her privacy, before listening to her phone conversation and in a different post listening to her having sex while rubbing off for half an hour. I just feel bad for the kids in this mess.

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He's been posting non-stop in r/poly for it to not be a troll. I think we have found King Cuckold here. This is way too many levels of pathetic.
 
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sweet-cereal-killer said:
A bunch of poly-sluts try to justify their thotery as "child rearing is too tiring, could use the extra help"
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r/polyamory - If I (M) were in a poly relationship and have kids, I would love this setup.

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Good to see cuckery is flourishing among all animals and not just birds.

Also lmao at cuckimus prime earlier - that is such a bizarre way of living it's almost alien to me.
 
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I have a personal theory that the cost of living is getting so high that people are just forming plural marriages to deal with the skyrocketing costs of it all. Or you can give up drinking craft beer and smoking Anerican Spirits, whatever.

While reading that long weird cuckold story I can't be the only one who thought M was a stereotypical internet trans, was I?
 
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sweet-cereal-killer said:
A bunch of poly-sluts try to justify their thotery as "child rearing is too tiring, could use the extra help"
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r/polyamory - If I (M) were in a poly relationship and have kids, I would love this setup.

670 votes and 39 comments so far on Reddit
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Lolol

And of course r/polyamory is so cucked, that we have a guy doing a little performative cuckery, and letting everyone know how much he would dislike to be the one with two wives.

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sweet-cereal-killer said:
A bunch of poly-sluts try to justify their thotery as "child rearing is too tiring, could use the extra help"
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r/polyamory - If I (M) were in a poly relationship and have kids, I would love this setup.

670 votes and 39 comments so far on Reddit
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"Look, see, I'm basically living like an animal! Now respect me as a person!"

melty said:
After reading through more of his posts, I realized, like many others, the guy isn't that much of a victim himself; he's apparently a sex addict in recovery who thinks poly is some sort of amazing loophole he's found. Kind of like a recovering alcoholic opening up a brewery I guess. His sponsor is "really questioning this"
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More like someone with Binge Eating Disorder discovering HAES.
 
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Fapcop said:
Lolol

And of course r/polyamory is so cucked, that we have a guy doing a little performative cuckery, and letting everyone know how much he would dislike to be the one with two wives.

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The alt-right has ruined the word "cucked" to the point where when I see it I just think it's describing leftists rather than these situations where it's completely justified.
 
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these reddit posts only reinforce my belief that poly people are extremely immature people that are the product of our hedonistic culture. rather than put time and effort into working on their failing relationship, (or just fucking ending it), they'd want to find a 'quick fix' that has the added bonus of instant gratification. and they do it over and over to chase that honeymoon phase high.

i spend a lot of time laughing at this thread, but also lowkey feeling depressed by how pathetic and miserable some of these people are. like how prevalent is this shit?
 
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averagejane said:
these reddit posts only reinforce my belief that poly people are extremely immature people that are the product of our hedonistic culture. rather than put time and effort into working on their failing relationship, (or just fucking ending it), they'd want to find a 'quick fix' that has the added bonus of instant gratification. and they do it over and over to chase that honeymoon phase high.

i spend a lot of time laughing at this thread, but also lowkey feeling depressed by how pathetic and miserable some of these people are. like how prevalent is this shit?
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Not very. I've never known a polygamist in real life, and only once over the internet, despite having known people from Algeria to Australia. In some countries in Africa and Asia it's more common of course, but still not the norm except for the very rich.

Obviously you're going to see a lot of lolcows on a site focused on mocking them.
 
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averagejane said:
these reddit posts only reinforce my belief that poly people are extremely immature people that are the product of our hedonistic culture. rather than put time and effort into working on their failing relationship, (or just fucking ending it), they'd want to find a 'quick fix' that has the added bonus of instant gratification. and they do it over and over to chase that honeymoon phase high.

i spend a lot of time laughing at this thread, but also lowkey feeling depressed by how pathetic and miserable some of these people are. like how prevalent is this shit?
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How prevalent? Not very. If you filter out the 20-something year old “Hey I just read about poly, and it seems soooo cool” people, most of the poly-people seem to mostly be 30-40 year old, pretty unfuckable minorities. Like the “pansexual femme person” who’s in a triad with two “bisexuals”.

I reckon that only 10% or so of the people who are attracted to the concept or philosophy (or just wants to get laid!) actually stick with it.

The other 90% quickly realize that polyamory in practice is neither as easy or as fun as they were led to believe, and quickly disappear in a flurry of “Why is this so hard?!” or “Wife is having her first date, I’m dying inside” posts.
 
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