Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Yes, Jake, uterus transplants are in clinical trials. From women, to women. Not you.

Also the donors and recipients need to both pass a number of standards include having BMIs lower than 30 and be free of disorders like diabetes. Probably a mental health screening too.

Not like Jake would actually lift a finger to do it if it was possible, but we can count on him whining about why he can't get one for various reasons.

What, you mean Jake can't use his uterus to store unsold copies of Massive vs. The Masses?

Darn it, he was finally going to get yon attic cleaned up!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Why does Jake hate half breed stuff again? Does he hate mixed race people or something and not want to see metaphorical equivalents?

Shame, because I was going to make a setting in which a human named Jake Alley is half-gnome.

 

[Crichax]

Shame, because I was going to make a setting in which a human named Jake Alley is half-gnome.

Gnome X Gnome: Let's Get Rooight Into The Far-Left News

 

[AirdropShitposts]

With this, one of his bigger recent Googleshngs, is Jake on his way to -- ironically -- pussying out of being a transwoman and just pretending he's nonbinary like that's a real thing? Between Jake Alley and Becky Gerber, I finally see why non-binary is a thing: it gives low-effort troons a way to back out when pretending they're anything other than attention whores takes too much work. It's the new "say you're bisexual to show you're not a prude." Being nonbinary proves you're not a "cissy" but you don't have to actually do anything to follow through.

As Tablet wrote about another in the Rat King:

Last year, Peter Coffin, a bearded, male-presenting feminist, came out publicly as nonbinary because “I am physically happy with myself but severely dislike my place in the gender dynamic.” In fact, Coffin wrote, “it just felt like the dynamic didn’t apply to me.” Ignoring the fact that Coffin still reads as male to the world at large (and will continue to reap the accompanying benefits of such, whatever they might be), it’s not hard to see the reasoning: Men are Bad. I am Not Bad. Hence, I am Not a Man.

 

[docuseal]

LOL. Jake only mustered the energy to finally change his avatar because it's the only thing he has left to get the attention of CHELSAY!

Remembered how he kept whing how he couldn't change the avatar because somehow Gamergate assassins would then be able to find his location?

But now that Chelsea has made it even more difficult to get into contact with her after putting her Twitter on lockdown, he has to resort to a colorful, gaudy avatar that screams "LOOK AT ME! I AM A FAT RAINBOW HAIRED GENDERSPEICAL AND NOT A HORNY GNOME THAT WANTS TO SLIDE INTO YOUR DMS!" in hopes that she will see his still blocked ass.

Keep dreaming, Jake. Maybe you can go console yourself by bothering your back-up waifu Basic Bitch Becky. Oh wait, she's flouncing off Twitter too because she can't stand to let Chelsea hog all the "I'M LEAVING TWITTER FOR GOOD I SWEAR IT FOR REALS THIS TIME YOU GUISE!" attention.

that reminds me, he never responded to Zoe's subtweets about an abusively clingy ex-friend, and they were soon overshadowed by Holowka's suicide. is it possible he didn't see them, and missed her making it clear why she has closed the book on their relationship?

of course you would think he would spend enough time looking at her TL to see it. but given how avoidant he is and how the #MeToo talk was bringing up GamerGate memories, he may have been holding off.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Why does Jake hate half breed stuff again? Does he hate mixed race people or something and not want to see metaphorical equivalents?

Shame, because I was going to make a setting in which a human named Jake Alley is half-gnome.

Half-gnome? Dude is at least three-and-a-half-gnome by weight. I'm still shocked he doesn't identify as dwarf... if only he were a dwarf he could transition without shaving the beard...

I do think his hatred of half-breeds in rpgs is because he's so sheltered that he'd have no idea how to respond to mixed-race people and he projects that discomfort. Imagine him in South Africa, where the whole subset of the population that isn't purely white or black is openly called "colored." He can sense that, if forced to try to talk about it, he'll reveal himself as a racist.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nkechi Amare Diallo (aka Rachel Dolezel) passes better as black than Violet Hargrave (aka Jake Alley of Niantic, CT) ever will pass as a woman.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I do think his hatred of half-breeds in rpgs is because he's so sheltered that he'd have no idea how to respond to mixed-race people and he projects that discomfort.

Nah, I think he's just picking up on an old, old, old meme that was current the last time he left the house. Supposedly half-orcs and half-whatevers in general are implied to be the product of rape.

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[Maggots on a Train v2]

I was sleepy when I first saw the new avatar so I thought it was a naked fat woman with a spiky pink hat coming out of the water and holding a cake. I know what it's supposed to be now but still cannot see the controller.

I will always see a delicious multicolored conchita.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

that reminds me, he never responded to Zoe's subtweets about an abusively clingy ex-friend, and they were soon overshadowed by Holowka's suicide. is it possible he didn't see them, and missed her making it clear why she has closed the book on their relationship?

of course you would think he would spend enough time looking at her TL to see it. but given how avoidant he is and how the #MeToo talk was bringing up GamerGate memories, he may have been holding off.

He may be in denial. When you’ve invested years of your life into the idea that yon fair maiden accidentally blocked you due to Gamergate TERF Nazis from Kiwi Farms and is desperately seeking a way back into your good graces, I would imagine it’s more palatable to pretend it’s some other, hitherto unknown friend who got blocked for being needy and overstepping boundaries.

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossovers, TW cringe




"lesbians" aka males with a troon fetish

TW

Cow crossover with Requires Hate. "I mean I grew up watching a ton of anime and had legit culture shock on actually visiting Japan that there weren't super-empowered out and proud lesbians running everything." http://archive.fo/JNCUt








Jake swears he could "write a book" sperging about GAMERGATE

Jake was trying to find a publisher to publish some screed attacking The FIne Young Capitalists (a group CHELSAY fucked over and was trying to destroy), of course no one wanted it, if he actually tried. http://archive.fo/vtkl1







GAMERGATE http://archive.li/et06z

@Jaimas Jake claims Gamergate has killed a "frighteningly long" list of people. http://archive.fo/OxXCR




'Boxcar' Jake was sitting around watching video game streams and immediately bought a Monster Hunter game because the stream had a cutscene of cat humanoids cooking food (which has nothing to do with the gameplay at all and just wastes time crafting consumable items).

He admits he's heard nothing but bad things about the series, somehow thinks a skippable? cutscene for crafting one of many types of items is the "appeal of this series."

Cow crossover, GAMERGATE

JESSE SINGAL

Jake pretends he was as big as CHELSAY or Brianna Wu during Gamergate and that people were openly discussing hiring hitmen to get him (and nobody cared). http://archive.fo/1Wju9

Jake is still being enabled by creeps at Paizo. @Jet Fuel Johnny


Jake unironically vague 'shngs that someone should stop "fetishizing" things

GAMERGATE! 8CHAN

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I really like a lot of this, good dump Hellfire, I'm going to pick out three I really liked:

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"who know how to speak leftist" which is funny in and of itself considering he wouldn't truly recognize "leftist speak" nor be able to fake it himself based on past examples, abd it's even funnier that he assumes one must be marginalized to learn "leftist speak"

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In which it's implied that a trans woman who "lost their career/home/ability to feel safe as a result of GG" is themselves while also having an out through "I keep some solid notes"

And again, an example of "hey if anyone is writing this, contact me" rather than just writing it.

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Admits to living in New England, which raises concerns because that's close to Jake Alley, of Niantic, CT, an incel stalker with ties to hate groups and child pornographers who has spent half a decade targeting a marginalized trans woman to ruin their career, home and ability to feel safe as a result of GamerGate all while trying to confuse people by not admitting that the Kiwi Farms has yet again identified a dangerous threat to marginalized people who may have also contributed to driving Zoe Quinn off of Twitter with his vicious lies and smears against her as part of a plot to drive a wedge between Zoe and Violet.

 

[Darndirty]

I whipped up a new avatar so we wouldnt forget the classic

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Really Jake? A specialist in branding and money laundering? A specialist in two things that have no relationship to each other? Like a specialist in cheese making and microprocessor design? What was the criminal enterprise generating money that needed to be laundered? Where are the screen caps of the branding expert/money launderer in action? Have you redefined money laundering in the same way you have redefined nazi, terrorist and bigot?

The most torpid of your followers that don't have you muted respond, e.g.

Secret Gamer Girl on Twitter

“@tuba_man @nberlat Oh yeah, they went through this whole thing with a specialist in branding/money laundering and really did the mascot thing up proper.”

twitter.com

https://archive.is/YtunL

 

[repentance]

An "investigative journalist" who keeps solid notes would wait around hoping someone would want to interview them. They'd write a 5th anniversary piece themselves and submit it to multiple publications months before the anniversary rolled around.

Of course that would require work. Jake wants someone else to do the work and boost his visibility.

Admits to living in New England, which raises concerns because that's close to Jake Alley, of Niantic, CT, an incel stalker with ties to hate groups and child pornographers who has spent half a decade targeting a marginalized trans woman to ruin their career, home and ability to feel safe as a result of GamerGate all while trying to confuse people by not admitting that the Kiwi Farms has yet again identified a dangerous threat to marginalized people who may have also contributed to driving Zoe Quinn off of Twitter with his vicious lies and smears against her as part of a plot to drive a wedge between Zoe and Violet.

He's specifically said he lives in Connecticut in the past.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I was guessing Cernovich but nope, it's Chelsea related. I googled who created Vivian James and according to wikipedia it was 4chan and The Fine Young Capitalists then laundered money by having a fundraiser/kickstarter, that Quinn tried to shut down because it was fraudulent, then they delivered on what they had raised funds for 1½ years later.
The perfect crime.

 

[Next Task]

Ok, Brianna Wu has the same thing, so I just want one of them to finally put it up. This "frighteningly long list" of people GamerGate killed. Who. What names are on it. Who are these people. And not weaseling out by saying 'Oh, they posted on 8chan so they must be GamerGate' - who, specifically and directly died as a result of Gamergate.

I'm fucking sick of that particular lie. I want them to put up or shut up. I know that if they ever were to even collate a list it would be people with the most tenuous links to GamerGate possible, eg 'they're an alt-right Nazi so they must have also been a Gamergater', 'they had an internet presence so they must have been a Gamergater', etc.

But of all their bullshit, today I just want them to answer that one. They never will. But considering Zoe Quinn can be considered to have a higher kill count than Gamergate, I'd like this particular lie to be forcibly retired.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ok, Brianna Wu has the same thing, so I just want one of them to finally put it up. This "frighteningly long list" of people GamerGate killed. Who. What names are on it. Who are these people. And not weaseling out by saying 'Oh, they posted on 8chan so they must be GamerGate' - who, specifically and directly died as a result of Gamergate.

I'm fucking sick of that particular lie. I want them to put up or shut up. I know that if they ever were to even collate a list it would be people with the most tenuous links to GamerGate possible, eg 'they're an alt-right Nazi so they must have also been a Gamergater', 'they had an internet presence so they must have been a Gamergater', etc.

But of all their bullshit, today I just want them to answer that one. They never will. But considering Zoe Quinn can be considered to have a higher kill count than Gamergate, I'd like this particular lie to be forcibly retired.

I imagine they’ll twist Holowka’s suicide to be caused by Gamergaters. Given their tendency to identify all their enemies as a single mass, any lolcow suicide or anyone killed at a protest.

They’ll never drop the lie. They need it too much. To the vast majority of the world, if they even heard about Gamergate, it was a spat between two different gangs of autists who need to get out more. It was a total non-event to most of the world. Therefore, the likes of Zoe and Jake need to play it up as something with serious real life consequences. That way, they’re freedom fighters, not a bunch of geeks wasting their lives on Pac-Mans and Sony the Hedgehog.

 

[Jaimas]

It's kind of fascinating to me how badly people in Jake's circle fucked up against Quinn.

After she kicked all of them out of the cool kids' club, fucking none of them did the obvious and went scorched earth against her, something that anyone logical should have done. No one posted receipts or logs, despite the fact that everyone in CON knew she keeps active dossiers on everyone, including her allies, and they actively updated said dossiers on her behest. No one did the obvious, spilled all the spaghetti for everyone to see, and let GG's various spergs wreak their vengeance for them by giving concrete data that could be dug into by various e-Autists, ourselves included. It's such a fucking no-brainer given how they usually operate that it's honestly kind of surreal.

The closest we got was the CON Leaks, almost half a year later, which were done anonymously, and are still fucking damning. The only other thing we got in that regard was Jake's tepid fucking Zoe Post analogue, which, unlike Eron Gjoni's, had no evidence, got into no specifics, and provided no details. At any point he could have thrown screenshots, evidence of hot takes, basically everything he'd already been gathering on behalf of Quinn against her enemies, except Jake is Jake and refuses to outright besmirch m'lady and probably never gathered such information against her in the first place even though he knew she gathered it against him.

It's one thing to be a cuck, it's quite another to cuck yourself.

 

[Ruin]

It's kind of fascinating to me how badly people in Jake's circle fucked up against Quinn.

After she kicked all of them out of the cool kids' club, fucking none of them did the obvious and went scorched earth against her, something that anyone logical should have done. No one posted receipts or logs, despite the fact that everyone in CON knew she keeps active dossiers on everyone, including her allies, and they actively updated said dossiers on her behest. No one did the obvious, spilled all the spaghetti for everyone to see, and let GG's various spergs wreak their vengeance for them by giving concrete data that could be dug into by various e-Autists, ourselves included. It's such a fucking no-brainer given how they usually operate that it's honestly kind of surreal.

The closest we got was the CON Leaks, almost half a year later, which were done anonymously, and are still fucking damning. The only other thing we got in that regard was Jake's tepid fucking Zoe Post analogue, which, unlike Eron Gjoni's, had no evidence, got into no specifics, and provided no details. At any point he could have thrown screenshots, evidence of hot takes, basically everything he'd already been gathering on behalf of Quinn against her enemies, except Jake is Jake and refuses to outright besmirch m'lady and probably never gathered such information against her in the first place even though he knew she gathered it against him.

It's one thing to be a cuck, it's quite another to cuck yourself.

I don't think Jake has any dirt from his time at CON. By all accounts he was such a dumbass true believer/lapdog he never saw Zoe's betrayal coming.