Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Jaimas]

I don't think Jake has any dirt from his time at CON. By all accounts he was such a dumbass true believer/lapdog he never saw Zoe's betrayal coming.

Some fucking Monk and the Scorpion shit right there.

I honestly wonder how many lolcows would have been avoided had they familiarized themselves with the likes of Aesop.

 

[kaien]

I don't think Jake has any dirt from his time at CON. By all accounts he was such a dumbass true believer/lapdog he never saw Zoe's betrayal coming.

Zoe vs. Jake, in terms of social navigation skills, is like Einstein versus a toddler with Down's. Zoe, credit where due, is a veteran scenester who's built a living on knowing how to use people. Jake, as far as we can tell, has never had friends to whom he is not related, at least not in the last decade and a half.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wish we had an icon of Jake's new avatar. Fat Pie Ballsack Dangerhair would be such a chipper addition to .

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why would they have had any reason to distrust or question Zoe? She was offering them a job for life that provided the income and insurance of a United States Senator and all they had to do was destroy the worst people on the internet, Nazis and pedophiles and Gamers and cyborgs, through the simple plan of [to be determined] leading to their establishment as the Oversight Committee of the Entire Internet. Forever. And completely out of the goodness of her heart and their shared desire to save the internet from itself. She was sacrificing and fighting for them, so they would sacrifice and fight for her, and then she would love and make tendies for Violet and do her laundry and watch Kamen Rider together and their romance would inspire millions more to join the Crash Override Network as it transcended from a simple job of saving the internet into a true network of establishing love between all deserving people and ending the bad things forever.

But then the jealous Kiwi Farms had to spread lies about Violet really being Jake Alley of Niantic, CT and the whole thing fell apart! Leaving nothing to stop GamerGate from imposing Trump on the world. And sending Violet fleeing from park bench to park bench preventing her from exposing everything through her investigative journalism. Leaving notes and files and money laundering documentation and uncovered assassination plots all hidden, decaying as the only chance at personal physical safety for someone like Violet gets farther and farther away from becoming a reality.

Which is not what Zoe promised and which she can make happen again if only someone would let her know that Violet still believes.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Why would they have had any reason to distrust or question Zoe? She was offering them a job for life that provided the income and insurance of a United States Senator and all they had to do was destroy the worst people on the internet, Nazis and pedophiles and Gamers and cyborgs, through the simple plan of [to be determined] leading to their establishment as the Oversight Committee of the Entire Internet. Forever. And completely out of the goodness of her heart and their shared desire to save the internet from itself. She was sacrificing and fighting for them, so they would sacrifice and fight for her, and then she would love and make tendies for Violet and do her laundry and watch Kamen Rider together and their romance would inspire millions more to join the Crash Override Network as it transcended from a simple job of saving the internet into a true network of establishing love between all deserving people and ending the bad things forever.

But then the jealous Kiwi Farms had to spread lies about Violet really being Jake Alley of Niantic, CT and the whole thing fell apart! Leaving nothing to stop GamerGate from imposing Trump on the world. And sending Violet fleeing from park bench to park bench preventing her from exposing everything through her investigative journalism. Leaving notes and files and money laundering documentation and uncovered assassination plots all hidden, decaying as the only chance at personal physical safety for someone like Violet gets farther and farther away from becoming a reality.

Which is not what Zoe promised and which she can make happen again if only someone would let her know that Violet still believes.

It's beyond pathetic that this is literally, NO EXAGGERATION, what Jake believes.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I don't have a link handy but he tweeted once about how he had a friend that he talked to using a program that deleted texts quickly for security reasons that was almost assuredly Zoe. He didn't bother to mention that fact in his Zoepost, though.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I wish we had an icon of Jake's new avatar. Fat Pie Ballsack Dangerhair would be such a chipper addition to .

 

[MysteriousStranger]

There. I feel better now.

Hats off to the original artist. It turns out, it's super hard to draw this rétarded.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

They’ll never drop the lie. They need it too much. To the vast majority of the world, if they even heard about Gamergate, it was a spat between two different gangs of autists who need to get out more. It was a total non-event to most of the world. Therefore, the likes of Zoe and Jake need to play it up as something with serious real life consequences. That way, they’re freedom fighters, not a bunch of geeks wasting their lives on Pac-Mans and Sony the Hedgehog.

If they admit, even to themselves, that no one threw a brick through Wu's windows, no one showed up at Quinn's lawn, scores of people haven't been killed and Gamergate didn't put Trump in the White House, then it all goes away and their long arduous journey never happened, it didn't even start and went nowhere. People like Jake would have to accept that he is still exactly where he was five years ago, his aGG internet adventures amd thirsting didn't change help anything as it relates to anything in his real world life, and nothing he's done during that time has been important or held value or was even true. It's all shit.
Even in stupid projects something can be learned, in this one, not so much I think.

He's now trucking towards what must be a massive 40 year crisis in 2021(?) and I kind of feel sorry for him, that won't be fun. Maybe he will cry in despair for real when that happens, not just cry-typing on Twitter.

 

[Jaimas]

Why would they have had any reason to distrust or question Zoe? She was offering them a job for life that provided the income and insurance of a United States Senator and all they had to do was destroy the worst people on the internet, Nazis and pedophiles and Gamers and cyborgs, through the simple plan of [to be determined] leading to their establishment as the Oversight Committee of the Entire Internet. Forever. And completely out of the goodness of her heart and their shared desire to save the internet from itself. She was sacrificing and fighting for them, so they would sacrifice and fight for her, and then she would love and make tendies for Violet and do her laundry and watch Kamen Rider together and their romance would inspire millions more to join the Crash Override Network as it transcended from a simple job of saving the internet into a true network of establishing love between all deserving people and ending the bad things forever.

But then the jealous Kiwi Farms had to spread lies about Violet really being Jake Alley of Niantic, CT and the whole thing fell apart! Leaving nothing to stop GamerGate from imposing Trump on the world. And sending Violet fleeing from park bench to park bench preventing her from exposing everything through her investigative journalism. Leaving notes and files and money laundering documentation and uncovered assassination plots all hidden, decaying as the only chance at personal physical safety for someone like Violet gets farther and farther away from becoming a reality.

Which is not what Zoe promised and which she can make happen again if only someone would let her know that Violet still believes.

"If something sounds like it's too good to be true...."

 

[Ruin]

It kind of blows my mind Jake is going to be 40 before the next Elder Scrolls game comes out. Since he graduated high school he's spent 22 years literally doing nothing but crying and pretending to be a cute loli online.

That's fucking wild.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think Jake has any dirt from his time at CON. By all accounts he was such a dumbass true believer/lapdog he never saw Zoe's betrayal coming.

Even if he did he couldn't communicate it because he's so blindingly autistic he'd just ramble and babble incoherently and nobody would understand what the fuck he was even talking about.

"If something sounds like it's too good to be true...."

We're talking about people who think drinking horse piss and cutting your cock off will improve your life and turn you into a fairy princess.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Half-gnome? Dude is at least three-and-a-half-gnome by weight.

He's 3 and a ½ in weight but ¼ in stamina.

 

[repentance]

I don't have a link handy but he tweeted once about how he had a friend that he talked to using a program that deleted texts quickly for security reasons that was almost assuredly Zoe. He didn't bother to mention that fact in his Zoepost, though.

You can guarantee it's Zoe. In his Zoe post he mentioned that she insisted no-one else log the channel and that she was the one who decided which communication platforms they used.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

You can guarantee it's Zoe. In his Zoe post he mentioned that she insisted no-one else log the channel and that she was the one who decided which communication platforms they used.

Wasn't he talking about her also pushing for him and other to install a software acting like a dead mans switch that would DFE if they weren't around to input a code like in Lost?

 

[Hellfire]

Jake hates how he's so lazy and entitled that he only remembers he's supposed to pretend to be on the verge of homelessness and should ebeg when he sees all the other beggars start to panhandle, at 3 AM Jake's time. http://archive.fo/L1Yr6

13 hours after that ebegging whine, 'Boxcar' Jake still wants to go to Big Bad Con, and wants to have a crossover with Rebecca Gerber's fake husband Daniel Klein, but only if Jake can "scrape up this airfare and the executive functionality to confirm a ticket purchase." http://archive.fo/AWIN7

We now know what Jake was doing during his week of suicide baiting for attention, he was "marathoning" cartoons, the new DuckTales to be precise. http://archive.fo/j5Tmi

Timmying a Paizo editor. http://archive.fo/4Ta3S

Cow crossover, still butthurt about Cyberpunk 2077

Nearly 24 hours after the ebegging whine, Jake claims to have bought a badge for Big Bad Con, I'm not sure on their pricing but it may have started at $60. http://archive.fo/L5voi

Cow crossover

Jake was up from 5 AM to past 6 AM his time, Googleshnging for over an hour. Jake clutches at pearls and wags his finger about people using Twitter to "utterly trash someone's life" followed by enthusiastically encouraging people to "try to take down" targets that Jake personally dislikes, such as women rejecting the troon cult and campaigning to keep males out of women's spaces, or the ever-nebulous "nazis" Jake pretends are everywhere and everyone. http://archive.fo/0kvxs http://archive.li/WHMHc

Wasn't he talking about her also pushing for him and other to install a software acting like a dead mans switch that would DFE if they weren't around to input a code like in Lost?

Chelsea supposedly tried to get them to install some kind of remote kill switch, because they knew they were doing things in that chat group that would make them look as big of dumpste rfires as everyone thought they were, so Chelsea and the others were extremely paranoid. No one was supposed to be keeping logs at all, they bounced between chat services and were on Slack at the end of CON in early 2016, where Jake says Chelsea had "draconian stuff" enabled and was purging the logs after every conversation.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Jake character name is "annoying reply guy".

 

[An Ghost]

Jake was trying to find a publisher to publish some screed attacking The FIne Young Capitalists (a group CHELSAY fucked over and was trying to destroy), of course no one wanted it, if he actually tried.

Poor Noah. Jake always teases Noah with promises of info, but I don’t anybody could have predicted he’d start ranting about “Piccolo Dick”

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Oh shit, Jake revealing somewhere he'll be in public?

I WANT PICTURES OF SECRETGAMERGRRL! THE BOUNTY STANDS AT ONE SEMPER FI RATING!

(But tbh I don't think Jake even really bought the badge for the con. It's located on the other side of the country and honestly I think Jake was just desperate to engage in the conversation.)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think Jake’s executive functionality has higher priorities than obtaining con tickets.