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A proper updated OP is in the works, but here is a quick rundown of who our Mermaid
When Judy began gaining internet attention and the attention of the farms, she lived with her parents. During this time she constantly complained that they were toxic for asking her to do things and ebegged on gofundme for an apartment all her own in NYC. Eventually, she decided to room with her friend Arielle when it became clear that she would not be able to find a place of her own. They never did find a place together, and instead Jude eventually ditched Arielle to live with her friend Mel. She stayed there a few months until her mother died (RIP mother Valentin) and she moved back into her parent's apartment. She hints at living alone, but there is some evidence her elderly father may still live there.
Jude spends all of her time on Twitch, sleeping, eating, and complaining on twitter. She claims to have an eating disorder (despite only gaining weight), C-PTSD, and Fibro. Her streams are nearly insufferable as she screeches and pretends to be hot for male characters (while claiming to be bi but only ever thirsts after male characters). She frequently pauses stream to chastise her audience if anyone might step out of line and bans anyone who dare mention whatever she is upset about currently. Her mods are other neets who also enjoy bringing down the ban hammer for the slightest upset. Mentioning anything from the Beatles to viewer counts will get you banned from her chat.
Lately Jude has done her best to chase clout wherever she may find it. She got into some brief drama involving another streamer shit talking other streamers. She cancels streams frequently due to various minor inconveniences. She obsesses about viewer numbers and endlessly begs for money through Twitch, Ko-Fi, and a few other apps. She continues to promise more/better content after she gets this one [thing], but never delivers. She frequently asks her viewers to give her ideas of what to post or do, because although she claims to be a "content creator," she does not have a creative bone in her body.
Recently she has gotten into DND and puts a hilariously low amount of effort in:

She is "nonbinary" when she wants extra oppression points and a woman whenever she wants to be involved in a women's stream somewhere. She asks her followers to use They/She pronouns, which makes about as much sense as anything else she does.
OLD OP:

Judy Valentin
DOB August 12, 1996
B.A. in Acting from Columbia College Chicago
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Jude Valentin is a fat, entitled internet “content creator” who hates thin people and bullies anyone who dare question her rhetoric. She can often be found posting videos tearing down thin people and bullying her fans when they try to hold her accountable. She runs "the Mermaid Kingdom," which is just code for permission to tweet her as long as it is exclusively to give her asspats.

The primary sources of mílk come from her Twitter and Youtube, where she provides a clear view of what an insufferable person she is. Recently she has demanded that "thin allies” provide her with a platform instead of promoting body positivity themselves.
She has written articles for several Fat Acceptance websites and promoted herself as an influencer and photographer, but is currently E-begging because of course she is.

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Jude claims to have back spasms that prevent her from getting a job, since she supposedly can’t stand for more than two hours at a time. Evidently no one has informed her that there are many jobs available that involve sitting all day.

Jude is BFF’s (or something) with fellow anti-health advocate Arielle Stewart. They mostly just whine on the internet about thin people and e-beg every chance they get. Jude feels that because she complains on the internet full time, her fans should fund her life and provide her with a "safe space."

Arielle Jane Stewart
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Over the summer a no-name UK director was planning to release a documentary about the fat acceptance movement and featured Jude in his trailer. She did not appreciate this and sperged about it for several days. Unfortunately, he ended up removing her from the trailer so we will not get the pleasure of watching the drama further unfold.



She also makes shitty fat girl merch.

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