حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[The Knife's Husbando]

Well it pretty much does from where I am standing, and I've had enough of hearing you whine and whine like a little baby. If you can put effort in answering these posts, then why can't you make the effort of making friends and meeting girls and chaning for the better. Not for us, but for you.

How many goddamn times have I and everyone else here got to tell you this shit before you actually do something. I mean I didn't want to ask social services for help, but I have, because I have the willpower to want to get better. I've had a lot more things happen in my past than you, and yet, here I am working hard to try and function as normal as I can.

If I can do it, why can't you? Why is moaning and whining your only option in life? Why can't you just get on with it, like everyone else does, and try and do something about your problems? It's pretty pathetic when all you have in life is whine on a forums about things that are not terrible hard to do, yet you seem to make them harder for yourself. And the whining is getting ridiculous, especially when it's apparent you love the fact everyone is asspatting you, or calling you names. You seem to be like Holden and get off on it, is this the closes you are ever going to get to a relationship, or even something sexual, because I think you do.

Connor. I've said this in several threads before. If you've been so much of a noxious sperg to warrant our beautiful Silentprincess to glide down from her moon and render her judgement on you...

Son, you done fucked up.

 

[Dalish]

So you really want me to lie, manipulate, and deceive to get ahead?

Stop being willfully obtuse. You're using red herrings to ignore the fact that you're a sniveling, miserable sack of shit who will literally be nothing but a mediocre rest home attendant.

 

[Smutley]

So you really want me to lie, manipulate, and deceive to get ahead?

[SKIMMING KIWI[RAND()].POST]
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"So you want me to live behind a mask huh?"
"Maybe if I took steroids and did cocaine those whore cunts would pay attention to me"
"What's the point this whole fucking world is full of degenerates"
"Adoption? Let me tell you something about adoption - you only do it if you're a sick fuck pedophile who wants to rape baby butts"
"The only thing worse than adopted kids is adopted kids with cancer. They made their bed now they can sleep in it"
"America? More like Nazi Land. That's why I heil veterans, because they're fascists"
"How about I eat Twilight, shit the pulp into a journal, and sell it to Random House? That's what you want me to do, isn't it?"
"You're right I'm awful but what's the point I should have hung myself a third time since the last two didn't take"
"I've finished the first chapter of Redesigning Eva!!!!!"​

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[Zvantastika]

And if I fail, well, I guess that's just the way it is.

If you fail, it's YOUR fault.

 

[The Knife]

Damn, @Cosmos and @silentprincess are bringing it tonight. And it looks like they brought enough for the whole class.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

do something with your life you sperg

 

[Cosmos]

No, we want you to get a fucking job, stop bitching and actually try for once in your fucking life.

"B-B-BUT FAILURE"

 

[Cosmos]

Damn, @Cosmos and @silentprincess are bringing it tonight. And it looks like they brought enough for the whole class.

Damn straight. We're not going to let Nietzsche-wannabes like Connor shit all over women because they can't get to first base.

 

[Pine Tar]

Damn straight. We're not going to let Nietzsche-wannabes like Connor shit all over women because they can't get to first base.

He actually does have a girlfriend. Her name is Jill.

 

[Connor Bible]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

 

[Cosmos]

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"So you want me to live behind a mask huh?"
"Maybe if I took steroids and did cocaine those whore cunts would pay attention to me"
"What's the point this whole fucking world is full of degenerates"
"Adoption? Let me tell you something about adoption - you only do it if you're a sick fuck pedophile who wants to rape baby butts"
"The only thing worse than adopted kids is adopted kids with cancer. They made their bed now they can sleep in it"
"America? More like Nazi Land. That's why I heil veterans, because they're fascists"
"How about I eat Twilight, shit the pulp into a journal, and sell it to Random House? That's what you want me to do, isn't it?"
"You're right I'm awful but what's the point I should have hung myself a third time since the last two didn't take"
"I've finished the first chapter of Redesigning Eva!!!!!"​

[POST]

"Why should I change? Girls should just accept me for who I am! Fuck those stupid whores!"

 

[The Knife]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

Yes. And then write about it.

 

[silentprincess]

Connor we do have to wear many social hats, that's part of life and we are all actors as is a quote I can't remember. But really if you were really trying fucking hard to help yourself, then you would be taking all the notes down from the thread, and putting them into a document to work from. But no, rather than doing that, you would rather spend your time whining. Do you ever hear yourself and this pathetic whining you keep doing, because I'm going to tell you this. Whining is not going to get you through life, so get that through your fucking head. Because the more you whine, the more people are going to ignore you, it is that fucking simple.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

Yes! Most of us had to do it. What makes YOU so SPECIAL?

 

[Sigyn]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

Maybe it's cause you're a whiny little self-absorbed kid and they want to talk to someone who will actually LISTEN to them.
Connor, please seek therapy. It's obvious you dislike yourself even more than some of the forum weens do. And that's sad. If you tried to better yourself and your self esteem more people would like you and you'd care what we think less.

 

[Pine Tar]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

Uh, yeah. That's called functioning in the real world until you start ripping off GTA.

 

[Zvantastika]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

No, actually, only the "get shot at" part is enough.

 

[Dalish]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

1) You have no skills that would merit anything high paying.
2) You're a lowlife.
3) You honestly are so fucking retarded for wasting your life on the Internet wondering why people hate you.

 

[Cosmos]

So, you guys want me to create masks for different people and social situations, get a low-level and possibly low-paying job that won't bring me any happiness, move into some shitty one room apartment, buy a Mickey Mouse jalopy, get in deep with the local Russian sharks, do odd jobs for various assorted lowlifes without reward or appreciation, buy a gun from the nearest Ammu-Nation, get shot at, get in potential legal trouble and generally gain character through misery?

What the fuck have you been smoking? Have you even been listening to us?

 

[LordDarkrai]

Let me tell you something Conner. I used to be similar in the friend department through that I didn't care much of having lots of friends. A lot of times, I just preferred to be by myself. I regret this now since I missed many chances of making friends til now. There's times where I felt lonely, that I'm on my own. However, you know what? I decided to be more social because I want to be with people. I still feel scared that others might reject me, but I go for it regardless since I want to change myself.

There's other things to say through others went in more details like your personality, so I ask this. Do you really want to be alone for the rest of your life?

Edit: Sorry for the typos.