DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PeeAndPooLover69]

honestly for someone who spends most of his life indoors besides going to do groceries he sure as shit cares too much about the weather


"whoaaa, it's really cloudy today, guys! i hope you guys will still be able to see me!"

"it was so hot today, guys (60 degrees)! i gotta turn on the ac!"

nobody gives a fuck that today rained in your private gated community dave, and neither you should, you've been staying indoors so much to the point you became as pale as the fucking wall behind you

 

[Salubrious]

Also DSP: I pay hundreds of dollars per month in overdraft fees because I pay my bills automatically instead of waiting until I actually have money in the bank, even though I have a 30 day window to choose when to pay. Give me money so I don't have to be responsible and manage my finances.

Let's pretend DSP is telling the truth, because again, his "truths" are often worse than his lies, like him scamming $6K-$8K out of his elderly parents for taxes and the CT trip.

Why not just turn off autopay?

He said yesterday that he HAD to overdraft or else his electricity would get cut off. That's provably either a lie or a complete misinformation on his part. It is literally illegal for a utility company in the state of Washington to cut off his electricity if he is a few days late.

WAC 480-100-128

Blah, blah, TL;DR - Basically he has eight days AFTER receiving the written disconnection notice to pay his bill unless he's literally doing something illegal with the electricity. And from a pratical standpoint, the electric company isn't sending him a notice the day his bill becomes late.

We already "know" (or at least he claims) that his credit is fucked. So he could just pay the electric bill on the 15th every month and be fine. Or, more likely, call the fucking electric company and change the due date of the bill to be the 16th or 20th or something. But that would take actual human phone interaction and DSP can't do that.

I know he's said in the past that he can't change his due dates because of some bullshit that I don't bother to remember or care about because it's bullshit.

But basically, if he would have taken that $2000 that he got from Jasper, pay down one of his credit cards with that, and then set his autopays either to that card or just turn off autopays and pay bills on the 15th, he'd be fine.

This is not new information, but DSP is either lying or telling the truth AND a fucking moron.

 

[Pargon]

This is not new information, but DSP is either lying or telling the truth AND a fucking moron.

At this point he can't be anything but lying, even discounting my last post. He's drawn from the same well of excuses, and been given the same rejoinders and advice, from here and his forum and Twitter and his chat, that it is impossible that he does not have this information. He knows perfectly well under what conditions his power can be turned off, even if he ignores his mail, email and any phone calls his power company may be making to him.

He knows. It's the ones paying him that are ignorant.

 

[actually]

He knows perfectly well under what conditions his power can be turned off, even if he ignores his mail, email and any phone calls his power company may be making to him.

Counterpoint: he expected the BMW dealership in CT to call him to come get an oil change. I'm sure he knows he could be a little late, but I doubt highly (unless he's read it here) that he knows the full story.

 

[Troonsubstantiation]

DSP, the lad makes idiocy and genius look like a horseshoe theory. i seriously never saw anyone brake and break things so badly but have it all work out in the end. its like we are in a simulation and he is a fave.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"I had to lie about doing nothing on Kat's birthday to protect my family! If I said: 'oh we had a great time at this restruant' then some mentally ill detractor will hop in a time machine and swat the restaurant while we're there!"

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I think something similar happens with Phil. Troll channels spawn those retards that troll tip, troll sub and troll donate. The restreamers get some fame, they both make money, and they all win.
While Phil himself might hate this circle of autism, I believe he does quite benefit from it.

It's somewhat the Keemstar situation. He will often inject himself in drama just to profit from it, and often so will the people he has drama with because exposure.

 

[Comma]

Bills:

Hey, look: a chat message with constructive criticism that makes sense. I'm surprised that message is allowed to be there. Maybe it's a sign of him becoming more self-aware and his stream less tense and- oh...

-edit- Even a message from longtime fan and paypig marc_murphy doesn't escape the rules of the gulag that is DSP's stream:

But of course he needs to be kept around for his possible donations, so he won't be banished.

Penne Points, named after the "stupid penne meme":

Naming your creation after something you call "stupid". So much positivity.

DSP's current financial situation is Youtube's fault:

...because Youtube brings in only one-tenth of the money compared to years ago. Otherwise he wouldn't be in this bad situation.

Wow. Those mental gymnastics...

 

[OneDaySon]

DSP, the lad makes idiocy and genius look like a horseshoe theory. i seriously never saw anyone brake and break things so badly but have it all work out in the end. its like we are in a simulation and he is a fave.

He has IRL plot armor

 

[actually]

Just a note that the stream has been on for over an hour and he has not yet even gotten to the part where he rambled aimlessly based on what people have cheered and tipped him during the shitty music segment.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Phil is legit pissing about game publishers having streamers play their games to get the word out. He's talking about how it's crazy that streamers have so much influence and get paid so much to play a game.


Viewer: You do know that saying "nothing I can do" makes you look immature and insecure.
Phil: Uhhh, no it deoesn't, it makes me a realist. (goes on to talk about how realizing that there is literally nothing he can do or could have done is him using the wisdom that comes with age.)

Then someone asks him why he doesn't use polls during streams to figure out what he plays next. He says he doesn't know how. Apparently he also doesn't understand that not every stream is going to be a hit. People may vote to see you play a game because they like a game, but they realize they don't like watching YOU play it because you're boring.

 

[PieceofShet]

What is this penne points?

 

[actually]

What is this penne points?

If it's like what I've seen in at least one other stream, it's literally "points" you get for being in the chat, and in the one I was in, you could pay a certain number of points (like 600?) to have your message be "highlighted". Meaning, it got a different color background to stand out. Maybe there's other stuff you can do as well?

 

[WeeblesWobble]

If it's like what I've seen in at least one other stream, it's literally "points" you get for being in the chat, and in the one I was in, you could pay a certain number of points (like 600?) to have your message be "highlighted". Meaning, it got a different color background to stand out. Maybe there's other stuff you can do as well?

Yeah a few streamers have some weird in chat currency. The ones I've seen could be used to play little in chat games. You get points or whatever just for being there. I highly doubt Phil will set up any type of game for his chat to play since that would distract them from the quality content.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Might as well get this joke out of the way:
"Welcome to Dspgaming where everything is made up to protect my family and the penne points don't matter"

 

[Noob-Noob]

Katherine, when you get around to your routine reading of this thread, I'd implore you to watch the above clip.

Something your "soulmate" said, highlighted in DD's latest upload, really stood out to me. He spoke his actual thoughts on the matter of you being too sensitive to come on stream again, and basically insinuated that he also believes you're a weak minded snow flake.

Remember, every passing second is another chance for a Redemption Run at your life.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Yeah a few streamers have some weird in chat currency. The ones I've seen could be used to play little in chat games. You get points or whatever just for being there. I highly doubt Phil will set up any type of game for his chat to play since that would distract them from the quality content.

What you are referring to is a plug-in I believe works through one of the available Twitch bots. It's been around for years and encourages/rewards return viewers. The little games are fun with the winner receiving the points the other viewers offer up from their pool of points to participate in the game. This is a new program that works along the same lines, but offers different things such as having a message highlighted or access to Subscriber emotes for a day ( without having a Sub).

On a side note: D$P took down his portable AC unit today commenting on how nice it is to have "fresh air" in the office from the fan he put in the window. He bemoaned the office being "stuffy from lack of fresh air" with the AC in the office. "Stuffy" usually describes a room where the air doesn't circulate ( like an attic or basement). Air conditioned rooms are not normally said to be 'stuffy' as AC units move the air in the room around, but then again this is D$P sooo...

On another side note: How is it that D$P claims to "sit down and pay bills" if they are automatically withdrawn from his account? If he knows there isn't enough money in the account, why does he manually post a bill payment to said account? We know from previous declarations that it is IMPOSSIBLE to alter the due date of his bills, for reason that only affect him ( no pwr lvl, but I've had due dates changed with little more than a simple call requesting this). One does wonder why he chooses to eat a bank overdraft over a late fee which is usually markedly less.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

If it's like what I've seen in at least one other stream, it's literally "points" you get for being in the chat, and in the one I was in, you could pay a certain number of points (like 600?) to have your message be "highlighted". Meaning, it got a different color background to stand out. Maybe there's other stuff you can do as well?

Mixer has that built in. On Mixer you have a level overall, but you also gain levels if you watch a channel - in that channel. So overall I could be level 10, but level 3 in DSPGaming.
While watching, typing in chat or donating gives more XP it also gives some currency you can use to put special emojis, effects or gifs in chat.

So Phil is ripping off Mixer, who he said is ripping off Twitch. Really feels bad.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Phil doesn't understand memes because he's Phil. He probably thinks the bottle crunch is a hawt new meme created by Dark himself.

And like most memes Phil uses on his Twitch channel, they were originally detractor memes that he stole because Phil is exceptional and lacks even an ounce of creativity.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

On another side note: How is it that D$P claims to "sit down and pay bills" if they are automatically withdrawn from his account? If he knows there isn't enough money in the account, why does he manually post a bill payment to said account? We know from previous declarations that it is IMPOSSIBLE to alter the due date of his bills, for reason that only affect him ( no pwr lvl, but I've had due dates changed with little more than a simple call requesting this). One does wonder why he chooses to eat a bank overdraft over a late fee which is usually markedly less.

Well the answer of course we know already: because it's bullshit and he's given himself carte blanche for over a decade now to lie due always and forever to extenuating circumstances in which there is simply and absolutely Nothing He Could Do. Ignore the fabric of reality in Phil's mind that being completely transparent with the very people who keep that roof over your head is immature and unrealistic and look at the way the justification has changed over the years. He's finally reached his scahmfort zone in acknowledging that he's willing to lie about absolutely anything in order to Protect The Family. A woman who as far as we can tell takes as little to do with him per 24 hour cycle as possible and a declawed cat that "bites me awake at night" that he's intent on whoring out online in her stead.

This holy grail household unit is all it took for him to reach this point where he's gone from internet's realest motherfucker to a weeaboomer who's afraid to divulge the month they got a cat for fear of fantractor persecution by way of losing 30 viewers to SPED summer camp - where the money would be far better spent since they'd get a group leader who actually gives some kinda shit about them.

Out of interest I googled something to the effect of 10 Signs You're Going Broke and skimmed through some of the results. While the facets of debt being covered in the articles are all fairly general I was still quite amused to note across the spread that Phil had at some point introduced pretty much every single one of them in pre-streams in vague terms. All except for some authors noting that as you go broke your friends and family stop taking your calls because they assume you just want to borrow money - if Phil actually had any friends he might well have said this too though. If one day he tells the audience his parents aren't able to give him any more financial aid (lol) then he's ticked every box. He's very resistant to going into detail about his financial woes and if I didn't know any better I would think it'd be because he's so fucking lazy he can do naught but the bare minimum in the bizness juggling act of pretending he plays games for a living and the actual job of nudging wheelchairs around the shuffleboard for bits.. for a living.

Now it's time to start researching 10 Signs You're Going Bald..