Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[CraBman]

Hello Kiwifarms!

It's me Sleep or GlitchCloud as you guys know me by. I think it's time to bury the hatchet on this thing for me so I'm gonna be covering absolutely everything I can here. This will include information I have and haven't been so vocal about in the past with me admitting up to some mistakes and maybe giving some closure about stuff. I'm gonna start with my experience on the project, getting involved with the drama around the game, and where I am now. I will also be telling absolutely every bit of information I know about the project from the other people I have worked with on the project and from Alex himself. I have signed no documents or agreed to any terms with him so I'm gonna go wild.

In early 2018 I had finished work on the cartoon "Guild Breakers" for the animator MattyBurritoMB on youtube and was on the hunt for work. I had learned of the opportunity Alex was offering with the volunteering for the project. Ihad sent him an email and some demos of my work and he had responded within hours. I was immediately put onto the project and my work started. He sent me some very vague and weirdly organized instructions on the way he wanted the tracks to sound. Here's the directions.

Music Requests

At this point in time, there are several ways that a composer could help me out. This will be a long list, so I will format it a bit: ///// 1950s Infomercial Tune ///// Whenever I have a skit in one of my videos where I'm promoting some new merch, I play a jaunty tune in the background: https...

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He set no deadline and I had decided to approach the rock song. This eventually became the now patched out version of the track that band plays around 3 in the music room. This track took around 5 months to get to a point he wanted due to his unclear instructions and somewhat inconsistent contact schedule. In the meantime I got involved in some drama after I kept seeing this YandereDatadigger individual kept commenting on my youtube posts. I at the time was on the side of YandereDev as I had thought a fair bit of the criticism to be lacking information and some sides of the story. I eventually had decided to organize a debate with her as a representative of YandereDev. This is where the screenshots of her saying all that shit about the LGBT community and shit came from. After this I just got in some weird ass back and fourth beef with her where i was just egging her on like some child and she kept responding. Eventually I was linked to someone named COWS from the youtuber Manga Kammen as I was looking for someone to cover her. I personally did not feel like the information she was spewing was of any value and she was given a platform to just spew lies. I befriended COWS and we made the series on Digger using the screenshots and many of her own youtube comments and videos against her and her points. This caused the drama to get more toxic and horrible in the community. During this time dev had made me aware of the noe famous gremlin video he was making and I had some discussion with him on how dehumanizing critics kinda makes him look like an exceptional individual. Of course he didn't listen and stuff between me and hin changed. As i grew to learn with the people from kiwifarms and the critical reddits of him I started asking more questions. Soon I was asked about how much he had spent on the reddit and i decided to ask him myself. I got a vague response and posted the screenshot online. He had learned i had posted this screenshot and cut ties with me while banning me from all the forums and discords he had made. He had removed my song and replaced it with a inferior ripoff. I had contact with one of his mods and threatened to sue or speak out on him if he had not removed all my work. Most of my work is gone from the project but some still lies. I think of it as a giant fuck you to him. I have moved on from the drama mostly and am just here to see what's going on.

I do though have people in the inside telling me some of the stuff he has planned. I know about the anime intro he had planned and the early 2019 plans he initially had for Osana. I know about the drama with him and the modeler for the new completely original base model. Alex has 2 years max before he drops the project for good and runs with the money. He planned a kickstarter to gain even more money to make up for the wasted development funding he got through patreon. This game is as good as dead and the dude now has a normal job. Let this man's game be a tale of how not to make a indie game. I thank this project for helping me be boosted into other projects and its help it provides when applying for other projects. I hope the see all the artists who put so much time into this project get the chances i got.

This drama has been fun to watch and I'm happy more people are learning about this shitfest.

I guess Alex so, so fucking much of a narcissist that he can’t handle a single confrontation and will attempt to silence you at any chance he gets.

Once people start realizing Alex is a snail and is this scummy, he’ll have no choice but to run as fast as he can with his tard bucks. And it’s going to be glorious as he tries to scramble away as much of his identity as he can.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Once people start realizing Alex is a snail and is this scummy, he’ll have no choice but to run as fast as he can with his tard bucks. And it’s going to be glorious as he tries to scramble away as much of his identity as he can.

Big yanderedev drama already happened year or two ago. He lost some patrons, and thats all. Kids doesn't care aboutstuff like this so he'll always have a following.

 

[Cast Away]

Big yanderedev drama already happened year or two ago. He lost some patrons, and thats all. Kids doesn't care aboutstuff like this so he'll always have a following.

Unsurprising considering people like Chris Chan who literally shits himself and does nothing has a following

 

[FunkyFresh87]

I haven't been following dev since the whole gremlim stuff but there's something that's always confused me about dev. If my memory serves me correctly it's been stated in this thread dev hates his parentd, but is there any guess on why Alex despises them?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I haven't been following dev since the whole gremlim stuff but there's something that's always confused me about dev. If my memory serves me correctly it's been stated in this thread dev hates his parentd, but is there any guess on why Alex despises them?

Because they tried making him go outside and go to college. Basically up until that point, and keep in mind, this was over ten years ago, they had coddled and spoiled Alex and let him do anything he wanted, and eventually he became a shut-in. When they tried to fix this, Alex hated it so much that he literally wanted to kill his parents over it. Eventually, they just gave up, and here we are today.

tl;dr: Because they told Alex 'no' for once in his life, and he couldn't handle not getting his way.

 

[Floop]

I bet over half of his fans don’t know he lives with his parents. I didn’t even know that until a week ago.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I bet over half of his fans don’t know he lives with his parents. I didn’t even know that until a week ago.

lurk moar, fam

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I bet over half of his fans don’t know he lives with his parents. I didn’t even know that until a week ago.

No, none of them know. Because the gullible kids' (and stupid adults) excuse for him needing so many patreonbux is "BuT hE'S aN AdUlT wItH eXpEnSeS lIkE pAyInG fOr A hOuSe"

 

[CupcakeBitch]

All of this effort in keeping osana related content from being accessed could have been used to actually finish her. He got so angry at the people who keep interest in the game that he intentionally added code to make the game crash instead of not having the files in the build.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Only a moron would code their game to crash over drama.

I stopped following updates about the game ever since the long yesteryear of fuckin' 2015.

 

[FunkyFresh87]

Because they tried making him go outside and go to college. Basically up until that point, and keep in mind, this was over ten years ago, they had coddled and spoiled Alex and let him do anything he wanted, and eventually he became a shut-in. When they tried to fix this, Alex hated it so much that he literally wanted to kill his parents over it. Eventually, they just gave up, and here we are today.

tl;dr: Because they told Alex 'no' for once in his life, and he couldn't handle not getting his way.

This just makes the fact that he thought he wasn't comparable to chris in that gremlins video that much funnier. It sounds exactly like old school chris complaining about Bob making him do chores.

 

[Cast Away]

This just makes the fact that he thought he wasn't comparable to chris in that gremlins video that much funnier. It sounds exactly like old school chris complaining about Bob making him do chores.

You see lolcows hating the two people who want them to be better being a recurring theme on this board

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

It's a sad state of affairs when Chris Chan has one over on you. Chris lives with his mom because he's impaired to the point where he can't live safely on his own, and if I recall, Null intends to help him get his financial shit in order when Barb passes so he can keep living semi-independently.

Alex is perfectly capable of getting a 2-4 year degree, getting a job in a related field, even game design- shit there are schools now specifically for that- and supporting himself. Once his parents go, he'll blow through whatever money/estate they leave him within a year and wind up on the streets as Tay'von's mule bitch- either getting cock or coke constantly crammed up his ass.

 

[SlavicCyanide]

It's a sad state of affairs when Chris Chan has one over on you. Chris lives with his mom because he's impaired to the point where he can't live safely on his own, and if I recall, Null intends to help him get his financial shit in order when Barb passes so he can keep living semi-independently.

Alex is perfectly capable of getting a 2-4 year degree, getting a job in a related field, even game design- shit there are schools now specifically for that- and supporting himself. Once his parents go, he'll blow through whatever money/estate they leave him within a year and wind up on the streets as Tay'von's mule bitch- either getting cock or coke constantly crammed up his ass.

No, since the game still won't be finished by then, he'd just stretch the game development time out to the day he fucking dies and 12 year olds will keep stealing their mum's credit cards to send him money.
I'm sure he could make any excuse he wants to stretch it, they'll eat it up either way.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I didn't realize that the girls in the game are all unity store assets.

I mean to not take the time out and model your main character is kinda bad. It also doesn't take long to learn.

Makes me wonder if I should post some of my stuff here, since I do know how to properly sculpt 2d characters in 3d spaces.

Not only that, but in one of his videos I saw recently that I can't be arsed to find he says offhandedly that part of the inspiration for the whole thing was that the anime-loli assets were cheap. He also stated that the main (only?) ways to distinguish them were (still are?) hair color and style and (surprise) anime-titty size. Which reminded me of how it's been hypothesized that autists like Sonic the Hedgehog because the characters are easily distinguishable by design and colour so that face-blindness isn't an issue, and to a lesser extent and by extension, I guess, is why so many autists like anime. (given that the Japanese are basically assumed to be giant autists who also all rook same, and every waifu needs not only a look but a colourscheme...)

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

No, since the game still won't be finished by then, he'd just stretch the game development time out to the day he fucking dies and 12 year olds will keep stealing their mum's credit cards to send him money.
I'm sure he could make any excuse he wants to stretch it, they'll eat it up either way.

Hey, maybe he'll be adapting it to VR by then!

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

What will Alex do once his pateron runs dry? Go back to QA (if they would even hire him)?

I wonder what the lies he will tell his fans to explain why he isn't a designer or programmer?

 

[Colloid]

What will Alex do once his pateron runs dry? Go back to QA (if they would even hire him)?

I wonder what the lies he will tell his fans to explain why he isn't a designer or programmer?

His Patreon's already at an all-time low and has been stagnate since June. Realistically speaking it's not going to dip significantly anymore unless he tries to stir up shit and play the victim card, which he also hasn't done for over a year now. It's probably safe to say now that both Alex and his braindead fans have resigned themselves at this point; with Alex quietly accepting that $2.3k is as good as it'll ever get now that the hype is dead, and the remaining idiots still convincing themselves that Osana will surely come one day like a fabled messiah.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'd like to remind everyone that they started asking about Osana when he said she'd be done ("full release 2019") and he flipped and made a whole video calling them annoying and accused them of not being real fans like this game was going to be some goddamn michaelangelo masterpiece after four years and counting of sandbox hell.
Real jobs have expected and necessary deadlines, and if this is how he handles a hole he dug for himself he'll be fired from a real job in under a month, nepotism be damned.

 

[SwattedKat]

So we have a better chance of seeing Alan Wake 2 at this point? Sweet. Alan Wake rules.