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This is just the same lull Phillip falls into about this time every year until we get to the Thanksgiving Tax Extravaganza.
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Love this chart, and although a bit messy, trying to use a timeline to quantify and qualify Phil's important life events prove how much of his life is a public shitshow for everyone to see.
Moreover, look at the difference between 2017-2018 and 2019. 2017 was fucking vintage DSP: the break-up; the amazing SF/ fighting game salt videos; his fee-fees being hurt by the woman who actually loved him; losing his friends one or two years prior. 2017 culminated in a difficult year for Phil which provided us with some amazing lolcow moments. 2018 was Phil's redemption year as indicated by his various Redemption Runs and Redemption Relationship. Unfortunately, getting banned by Twitch a second time really scared our poor Philbert which brings us to 2019 DSP... who is utterly fucking lame, asinine, and just boomer boring. Doesn't help that Khet has him whipped like a little bitch. He definitely doesn't wear the pants in the relationship, that's for sure.
2019 has really sucked in terms of DSP lore (besides the marriage saga). I'm really hoping for the Break-up Arc to stir things up and provide more hungover DSP moments where he is actively calling his chat functional retards and being a toxic piece of shit in general.
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It's like something out of David Lynch if he smoked crack that day.
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He's still saying Dr. Disrespect should go to jail for filming in a public restroom, just for those sweet, sweet drama views.
Don't you fucking dare suggest Dr. D wasn't holding the camera, and don't you DARE make blank accusations about Phil, because he'll debunk your ass faster than you can say "lean in manual ban."
Don't you fucking dare suggest Dr. D wasn't holding the camera, and don't you DARE make blank accusations about Phil, because he'll debunk your ass faster than you can say "lean in manual ban."
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It is a misdemeanor, but it's one of those first-time offenders get a warning/slap on the wrist ones (I think).
Are cameras in bathrooms illegal in California?
It is a crime in California for a person to view the inside of a bathroom via a camera. California Penal Code 647(j) PC is California's criminal “invasion of privacy” law. This law states that it is illegal for a person to view the inside of a room or area in which a person has a “reasonable...
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Usually the first time offenders get the $1000 fine and not the 6 months in county jail punishment.
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Wow, the transformation I just witnessed was phenomenal...
Today's GTA IV stream was mainly just really low-energy, with DSP slouched on his couch, sitting there in semi-darkness (for some reason?) doing his famous blobfish imitation. Cheers were few and far between, the tips total was at a whopping $18 and at some point he even complained about people not talking to him, acting all grumpy.
Fast forward about 30 minutes, and he gets a $100 tip from, who else, heaving_earth (now called "phrenelith"). Our cash junky sprang to life, suddenly making small talk and laughing it up! My god, it's like watching someone in rehab going through withdrawal symptoms, and then seeing a drug dealer show up to give him a shot to lift his spirits. This man needs professional help (for his finances)...
I might throw a clip together if I can be bothered later on, but I'll see.
Today's GTA IV stream was mainly just really low-energy, with DSP slouched on his couch, sitting there in semi-darkness (for some reason?) doing his famous blobfish imitation. Cheers were few and far between, the tips total was at a whopping $18 and at some point he even complained about people not talking to him, acting all grumpy.
Fast forward about 30 minutes, and he gets a $100 tip from, who else, heaving_earth (now called "phrenelith"). Our cash junky sprang to life, suddenly making small talk and laughing it up! My god, it's like watching someone in rehab going through withdrawal symptoms, and then seeing a drug dealer show up to give him a shot to lift his spirits. This man needs professional help (for his finances)...
I might throw a clip together if I can be bothered later on, but I'll see.
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I'm no lawyer and I don't really want to get deep into it, but ~the bottom line is~ he wasn't the one filming. If there's such a thing as complicit in filming in a publc restroom... weird.It is a misdemeanor, but it's one of those first-time offenders get a warning/slap on the wrist ones (I think).
Are cameras in bathrooms illegal in California?
It is a crime in California for a person to view the inside of a bathroom via a camera. California Penal Code 647(j) PC is California's criminal “invasion of privacy” law. This law states that it is illegal for a person to view the inside of a room or area in which a person has a “reasonable...
Usually the first time offenders get the $1000 fine and not the 6 months in county jail punishment.
I'll drop it here. Back to DSP being fat.
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Yeah, I don't know enough about it or care enough about to get into it either.
I just think it's funny because DSP also believes Tevin deserves actual jail time for his "illegal restreams."
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Not too long ago I posted a clip where Phil admits to illegally downloading games because getting a Super Nintendo / Sega / Old consoles is harder.
Illegally downloading software or piracy, is illegal and there is no way around it.
People charged get fined or get jail time.
Again, Phil is being retarded.
hey, new here. i have a cute little interaction with this pathetic tard from like 10+ years ago. i was being dumb and went into a street fighter channel on irc and challenged anyone to play. guess who accepted and even wagered money on it? guess who lost? guess who didnt pay? guess who recorded it and saved the chat logs? will upload soon when im not lazy
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subtleT
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You've changed quite a bit it seems.
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Assuming that's real, that behavior is consistent with the Dave we know today.
Some low level insult followed by "lol."
Man, ten years really changes a guy.
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He said he need his phone and he can't call his parents with Kat's phone. Also apparently her friends are a secret or something? dsp is so weird. He doesn't need a phone he doesn't call anybody.
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Maybe he calls food for delivery or something?
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First Falcon strikes again!
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Not only that--If i recall correctly, he even pays for a landline. Phil, the guy who communicates to the outside world strictly through e-mail, pays for a boomer scam-call collector. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if the whole tax disaster spawned from him randomly answering a call from the "IRS" from New Delhi on the caller ID.
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I really doubt that. I'd think Kat's reallt possessive of stuff that's hers
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