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Once again everyone is over estimating Chris's native intelligence.

He doesn't recall well because he lives in a vague,fuzzy world. Chris honestly doesn't understand the real world very well and has a lot of trouble understanding cause and effect type problems as well as being baffled by human behavior.

Ask anyone whose actually spoken to him, his lack of understanding of the real world and how things actually work is quite scary for an adult. Part of this does come from lack of experience but a lot more comes from an inability to problem solve and think sequentially.

He really is about 12 years old mentally.
 
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normankrasner said:
What's the fanciest restaurant Borb and Chris have ever been too? Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster?
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Anyone's guess, really.

However, Applebee's is Chris's second most-mentioned restaurant when he's talking about romantic dinners with potential Crystal-birthing candidates, so it's just possible that some experience there managed to shove McDonald's aside to claim space in his brain.

I mean, he tips at 10%, they love him there!
 
normankrasner said:
What's the fanciest restaurant Borb and Chris have ever been too? Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster?
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normankrasner said:
What's the fanciest restaurant Borb and Chris have ever been too? Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster?
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I am not a big fan of this line of discussion. They are pretty poor, live in a largely rural area with limited dining options, and enjoy large chain restaurants. Yes, if you are a foodie you would find their dinners out unsatisfying. But millions of Americans have similar restaurant choices. That is why the restaurants they go to are so popular and successful.
 
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I'm baffled that people keep thinking Chris is wearing Ugg-style boots, even Target imitations. If you've seen the picture somebody snapped of him from behind at the Target checkout, where he's wearing girl skinny jeans, a fairly normal sweater, and the tan boots (which I'm pretty sure are the same ones he wore to court), you can see that they are indeed some kind of women's boots but close-fitting, not loose like Uggs -- in fact, they close with a zipper inside the ankle. Uggs are cut really loosely, have no zipper that I've ever seen, and generally look like your feet are stuck in loaves of bread. Sauce: I work on a college campus that is infested with women wearing Uggs and knockoffs of every variety, including the frightening sequined ones.
 
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NobleGreyHorse said:
I'm baffled that people keep thinking Chris is wearing Ugg-style boots, even Target imitations. If you've seen the picture somebody snapped of him from behind at the Target checkout, where he's wearing girl skinny jeans, a fairly normal sweater, and the tan boots (which I'm pretty sure are the same ones he wore to court), you can see that they are indeed some kind of women's boots but close-fitting, not loose like Uggs -- in fact, they close with a zipper inside the ankle. Uggs are cut really loosely, have no zipper that I've ever seen, and generally look like your feet are stuck in loaves of bread. Sauce: I work on a college campus that is infested with women wearing Uggs and knockoffs of every variety
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They could be fitting closer on Chris because he's forcing his feet into the wrong size.

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including the frightening sequined ones.
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I'm assuming that's an American thing because I've never seen those for sale anywhere.
 
Do you think Chris cares that this site has expanded its focus and isn't all about him anymore? I know he said he hates it but I can imagine him being upset that discussion of any kind that isn't about him being had. Didn't he use the CWCki as a way to explain why he's acting the way he does and can't now?
 
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Do you think Chris cares that this site has expanded its focus and isn't all about him anymore? I know he said he hates it but I can imagine him being upset that discussion of any kind that isn't about him being had. Didn't he use the CWCki as a way to explain why he's acting the way he does and can't now?
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Even if the Cwcki and all christorians disappeared just this second, twenty years from now (assuming Chris will still be around then), the moment someone cut in line in front of him he'd mumble "Stupid cwcki-trolls and cyberbullies" under his breath and continue to snap photos of random people on the street thinking they are trolls cause they look at him funny. He will never stop blaming everything on the cwcki, no matter how absurd. He will never understand that everything in his life is just the result of him fucking around.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually felt kind of jealous of other lolcows if the focus on his person waned.
I might be wrong on this, but I've got a hunch Chris understands how unremarkable and inane his life is, the moment he's not even interesting enough for 'cyberbullies' to take notice of him is when he truly becomes 'invisible'. He stated a few times he is stressed about people ignoring him in real life, I wouldn't be surprised if the trolling at least made him feel some kind of connection to the rest of the world.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
Even if the Cwcki and all christorians disappeared just this second, twenty years from now (assuming Chris will still be around then), the moment someone cut in line in front of him he'd mumble "Stupid cwcki-trolls and cyberbullies" under his breath and continue to snap photos of random people on the street thinking they are trolls cause they look at him funny. He will never stop blaming everything on the cwcki, no matter how absurd. He will never understand that everything in his life is just the result of him fucking around.
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Eh, not quite. For awhile, the internet trolls have mostly been fading to just be part of his pantheon of enemies. Jerk males are a much bigger enemy to him than the trolls will ever be, because they're still around bothering him.
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That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually felt kind of jealous of other lolcows if the focus on his person waned.
I might be wrong on this, but I've got a hunch Chris understands how unremarkable and inane his life is, the moment he's not even interesting enough for 'cyberbullies' to take notice of him is when he truly becomes 'invisible'. He stated a few times he is stressed about people ignoring him in real life, I wouldn't be surprised if the trolling at least made him feel some kind of connection to the rest of the world.
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The trolls were the wrong kind of attention, and Chris is pretty consistent on that point. If anything, Chris feels sympathy for the people who are still being documented on this forum.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Do you think Chris cares that this site has expanded its focus and isn't all about him anymore? I know he said he hates it but I can imagine him being upset that discussion of any kind that isn't about him being had. Didn't he use the CWCki as a way to explain why he's acting the way he does and can't now?
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Does Chris regularly come here? I thought he just knew it existed but not what it really does.
 
Speaking of his high school work, why did some of his teachers make so many bad corrections of his work? Did they just not care or were they slow in the minds?
 
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Gensdupays said:
Speaking of his high school work, why did some of his teachers make so many bad corrections of his work? Did they just not care or were they slow in the minds?
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Little of column A, little of column B. Probably more they just didn't see the point in it though, Chris never exactly radiated potential even at high school. Plus, personally, I do feel that the teachers might have gone easy on him for fear of Borb pulling a Greene County esque shitfit and pulling Chris out of school again. Just a personal theory though
 
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