Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[graywolf88]

this is just him being one of the worst people alive today.

I miss the time when i believed that was true.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

What happens when Chris dies

In the grand scheme of things, not much will happen. It probably won't even make the news unless a very niche news outlet happens to be having a very slow news day and wants to run a clickbait-y headline about the death of "The Most Documented Man on the Internet".

The kiwitubers will, of course, all put out videos where they babble for 30 minutes or so while providing no additional information just to cash in.

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

But most notably, Classic Era Chris™ will live on for eternity. As Chris himself found out the hard way, the internet is forever. Even though Chris is no longer actively doing entertaining things (and, of course, he won't be able to do anything after he dies), we can still go back and listen to him participate in his "SingStar" competition with Liquid Chris, we can still watch his half-assed cosplay that he did for Jackie, we can still recoil in horror when he burns his house down.

Because of all of the media that he made available, Chris will never truly die.
That statement was meant to sound vaguely inspirational, but it's coming across vaguely ominous instead.

 

[chrisc]

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

When he dies I think it will be by some stupid shit, like he jumps off a bridge thinking he can fly or something, so i think the suicide allegations will be something that happens in all cases