Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[graywolf88]

this is just him being one of the worst people alive today.

I miss the time when i believed that was true.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

What happens when Chris dies

In the grand scheme of things, not much will happen. It probably won't even make the news unless a very niche news outlet happens to be having a very slow news day and wants to run a clickbait-y headline about the death of "The Most Documented Man on the Internet".

The kiwitubers will, of course, all put out videos where they babble for 30 minutes or so while providing no additional information just to cash in.

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

But most notably, Classic Era Chris™ will live on for eternity. As Chris himself found out the hard way, the internet is forever. Even though Chris is no longer actively doing entertaining things (and, of course, he won't be able to do anything after he dies), we can still go back and listen to him participate in his "SingStar" competition with Liquid Chris, we can still watch his half-assed cosplay that he did for Jackie, we can still recoil in horror when he burns his house down.

Because of all of the media that he made available, Chris will never truly die.
That statement was meant to sound vaguely inspirational, but it's coming across vaguely ominous instead.

 

[chrisc]

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

When he dies I think it will be by some stupid shit, like he jumps off a bridge thinking he can fly or something, so i think the suicide allegations will be something that happens in all cases

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What happens when Chris dies

I would think it would depend on who he has around him. We might not find out for a week after it happens, especially if Caden finally boots him. It could be he passes on with no family or friends around, most likely a heart attack given all of Bob's issues, and might just collapse on the floor and no one finds him until his body rots enough to really smell. Then he's scraped up and given a pauper's burial or cremated.

The heart attack route seems to be quickly approaching. Bob had like four, and a pacemaker, but then again he had a family and people he worked with, so someone would notice pretty quickly. Chris? Depends who's around. Caden could travel somewhere, Flutter not being around, and he could just keel over. Caden might even be as shady to hide the fact he died, and keep putting out pre-recorded videos Chris had made, or else start selling all his shit after making a big deal about Chris dying. I wouldn't put it past Caden to know full well about Chris's health and banking on Chris dying before he's 50.

I doubt it would make any mainstream news but the internet would eventually find out. There will probably carpetbaggers that will make horrible videos about how Chris was cyberbullied or people making memorials out of his videos.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

most likely a heart attack given all of Bob's issues

In one of the Kacey calls, Chris admitted to being on Lipitor at 27!

So I doubt his heart health has improve at 43

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In one of the Kacey calls, Chris admitted to being on Lipitor at 27!

It is because that fatass ate at McD's more or less daily. I think it's been that way since Barb ragequit cooking over that spaghetti.

 

[King Metalia]

It is because that fatass ate at McD's more or less daily. I think it's been that way since Barb ragequit cooking over that spaghetti.

I would give anything to have been a fly on the wall watching Bard sperg about fucking spaghetti.

In one of the Kacey calls, Chris admitted to being on Lipitor at 27!

So I doubt his heart health has improve at 43

Is it sad that Chris succumbing to heart failure isn't the least depressing way his story could end?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I would just like to say that the idea he doesn't know right from wrong his bullshit

I think "Chris Chan" may be genuinely evil. Or at least a jerk.

I would give anything to have been a fly on the wall watching Bard sperg about fucking spaghetti.

Just because Chob weren't hungry that one night -- after moving back from keeping "Honor Roll" out of special ed the loony bin during high school -- Barb never cooked again, which may have resulted in "Honor Roll" ballooning. And even with him getting fat from almost daily fast food, Barb still didn't change her mind, and stuck to that grudge...

 

[Saint Agustin]

In one of the Kacey calls, Chris admitted to being on Lipitor at 27!

So I doubt his heart health has improve at 43

Did you get to the part where he has a "dissociative episode" and he talks to Kaycee like he is Reldnach or "evil Chris"??

Oh the Kaycee calls are a gold mine. I love them so much! And the best one is father call: I listened to it when I'm feeling down and always cheers me up.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I would give anything to have been a fly on the wall watching Bard sperg about fucking spaghetti.

I bet it was something as stupid as Chris and Bob coming home tired after moving, and Barb wanting some "family dinner" after they all got back together but the boys were too exhausted and Barb took at as some kind of huge insult that she kept bringing up for years afterwards about how nobody appreciated her.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Barb took at as some kind of huge insult that she kept bringing up for years afterwards about how nobody appreciated her.

I imagine Barb being like that also contributed to "Honor Roll"'s ego and "victim complex" getting fatter.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I imagine Barb being like that also contributed to "Honor Roll"'s ego and "victim complex" getting fatter.

I was thinking about that the other day, about how Barb only married Bob because he owned a home, and how she's pretty worthless, like Chris, but still has the presence of mind to understand that. Bob out working, bringing home the big money, Barb barely doing anything at all, both Bob and Chris not caring, hence the repeated "appreciation" shit that would come out of that family. I think you're right that Chris picked that up in the most retarded way possible.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet it was something as stupid as Chris and Bob coming home tired after moving, and Barb wanting some "family dinner" after they all got back together but the boys were too exhausted and Barb took at as some kind of huge insult that she kept bringing up for years afterwards about how nobody appreciated her.

She also spitefully refused ever to cook again, even though I imagine she was damn near useless at it (and everything else other than filling the house with Barbage floor to ceiling) even before then.

I imagine Barb being like that also contributed to "Honor Roll"'s ego and "victim complex" getting fatter.

There's also the fact they were so dumb about the Internet they literally thought the people around the world fucking with Chris were a local conspiracy.

 

[King Kiwi]

Do you ever think that Chris will detransition? Personally I think it's a slim chance but I also still think for some reason that it's something he'd do

Pfft. Yeah because Chris was legit trans the whole time.

Chris is going to turn into whatever might score him pussy and if Flutter wants frumpy and boring, frumpy and boring she's going to get