Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[graywolf88]

this is just him being one of the worst people alive today.

I miss the time when i believed that was true.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

What happens when Chris dies

In the grand scheme of things, not much will happen. It probably won't even make the news unless a very niche news outlet happens to be having a very slow news day and wants to run a clickbait-y headline about the death of "The Most Documented Man on the Internet".

The kiwitubers will, of course, all put out videos where they babble for 30 minutes or so while providing no additional information just to cash in.

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

But most notably, Classic Era Chris™ will live on for eternity. As Chris himself found out the hard way, the internet is forever. Even though Chris is no longer actively doing entertaining things (and, of course, he won't be able to do anything after he dies), we can still go back and listen to him participate in his "SingStar" competition with Liquid Chris, we can still watch his half-assed cosplay that he did for Jackie, we can still recoil in horror when he burns his house down.

Because of all of the media that he made available, Chris will never truly die.
That statement was meant to sound vaguely inspirational, but it's coming across vaguely ominous instead.

 

[chrisc]

If his death is a suicide, then some commentators will performatively wail about how he was "cyberbullied" and how this is all the trolls' fault.

When he dies I think it will be by some stupid shit, like he jumps off a bridge thinking he can fly or something, so i think the suicide allegations will be something that happens in all cases

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What happens when Chris dies

I would think it would depend on who he has around him. We might not find out for a week after it happens, especially if Caden finally boots him. It could be he passes on with no family or friends around, most likely a heart attack given all of Bob's issues, and might just collapse on the floor and no one finds him until his body rots enough to really smell. Then he's scraped up and given a pauper's burial or cremated.

The heart attack route seems to be quickly approaching. Bob had like four, and a pacemaker, but then again he had a family and people he worked with, so someone would notice pretty quickly. Chris? Depends who's around. Caden could travel somewhere, Flutter not being around, and he could just keel over. Caden might even be as shady to hide the fact he died, and keep putting out pre-recorded videos Chris had made, or else start selling all his shit after making a big deal about Chris dying. I wouldn't put it past Caden to know full well about Chris's health and banking on Chris dying before he's 50.

I doubt it would make any mainstream news but the internet would eventually find out. There will probably carpetbaggers that will make horrible videos about how Chris was cyberbullied or people making memorials out of his videos.