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"Chris Chan" has called special ed students "nutty slow-in-the-minds", and has called the mentally disabled "windows to hell"... when it is he who is the "nutty slow-in-the-mind" (especially so since he bought into the "Idea Guys" manipulation), and it seems he is also a "window to hell" (especially since he raped Barb and claims to be Christ).

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"Chris Chan" has called special ed students "nutty slow-in-the-minds", and has called the mentally disabled "windows to hell"... when it is he who is the "nutty slow-in-the-mind" (especially so since he bought into the "Idea Guys" manipulation), and it seems he is also a "window to hell" (especially since he raped Barb and claims to be Christ).

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the thing with Chris is that he has a giant ego and narcissism, he probably see himself as "above those drooly slow-in-da-minds" even when he was the biggest naive retard on the internet for ages
also my personal theory is that, when he was thrown to the short bus, he was around kids with more severe disabilities, and probably, he was behaving "normal" compared to the other kids, IDK, personal theory I insist, the point is that yeah, contrary to the now "OMG i´m so proud of my neurodivergence" crap he posts on his X, he was always very rude with people with dissabilities, and people with his SAME dissability
Half Puerto Rican here and can confirm: that's used as slang for crap at least over in PR. So definitely troll influence, despite that pendejo taking Spanish in high school.
spanish-speaker here too, and yeah, they buddy trolled him and he called himself poop, IDK if he stopped because he somehow realized it, or because he has always been a lazy idiot that got bored of his makeup videos and started doing something else

gordo pendejo de mierda :P
 
the thing with Chris is that he has a giant ego and narcissism, he probably see himself as "above those drooly slow-in-da-minds" even when he was the biggest naive retard on the internet for ages
On another forum @The Fool posted the idea that it's a huge affront to his bloated and distended ego to be associated with fellow mentally disabled people. It could also be Borb going to great lengths to "mainstream" him -- even going so far as to relocate the "special" kid during his high school days (before the ill-fated spaghetti incident).

spanish-speaker here too
I'm not that great at Spanish though, but at least I can often get the gist of things.

gordo pendejo de mierda
"Honor Roll" is so stupid he may think that is a compliment. Like the time the "Idea Guys" tricked him into thinking "I have a penis" in Japanese is how one writes his name.

The Fool on another forum said:
Like I've mentioned in the past, Chris is obsessed with being socially accepted and appearing "normal" and capable. Although he loves pity points, he much more prefers being genuinely admired. He's aware he's considered "one of the special ed kids", he's painfully aware of his autism diagnosis and the fact that he was put on the short bus, and he hates it.
 
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On another forum @The Fool posted the idea that it's a huge affront to his bloated and distended ego to be associated with fellow mentally disabled people. It could also be Borb going to great lengths to "mainstream" him -- even going so far as to relocate the "special" kid during his high school days (before the ill-fated spaghetti incident).
Unfortunately, both his old rancid parents were raised to be super discriminating with people with disabilities and neurodivergents, of course his "perfect little precious angel" was above those idiot kids, also maybe that´s why Chris always insisted on his "high functional autism"
I mean, Chris is the walking breathing example of why old dudes shouldn´t never never have kids, not only because the risks, but also because the generational differences, damn
"Honor Roll" is so stupid he may think that is a compliment. Like the time the "Idea Guys" tricked him into thinking "I have a penis" in Japanese is how one writes his name.
they should tell him something like "me gusta la verga gorda" means: I am the goddess of commodore or something, so much wasted potential
 
god that medallion just looks worse, and worse...

It's like the picture of Dorian Gray.

No, wait, Chris looks like shit too, never mind.

That thing looks vile, though.

Barb was right makeup really does make Chris look like a whore and not a particularly expensive one.

She was onto something for sure, since Chris actually tried to whore himself twice, both as Charlos Cantor and (dry heave) Stephanie Bustcakes. Of course, nobody took him on his offer, but that does not change the fact that Chris is a legit former hooker, just a failed one.

He should add "former prostitute" to his website, along with the gazillion other "titles" he has endowed himself with, like "philosopher".

they should tell him something like "me gusta la verga gorda" means: I am the goddess of commodore or something, so much wasted potential

I'd have been more subtle, and insert his weeabo japanese CPU name as "Mehekagado".
 
So I'm reading Bob's open letter to Chris.

This stands out,

Anyway, I expect you to take care of her (Barb), love her, and never disappoint her for as long as she lives. I also expect you to never disappoint me, because I will always be with you to help you when the going gets tough, and you need me. Since everything always seems to happen for the best for me, and when I needed it, I have always felt like my mother was my guardian angel. You look exactly like my mother and I.

I'm sorry Robert. You deserved better. People still love you though. I'm so sorry.
 
So at first, "Chris Chan" admitted to raping Barb, which led to the endless "Jail of Fail" stay. So what sort of convoluted BS idiotic derping "explanation" did that idiotic rapist concoct to deny the raping later? I think it has something to do with "another him" -- as if one of him wasn't enough -- raping "another Barb" in "another dimension"?
 
So at first, "Chris Chan" admitted to raping Barb, which led to the endless "Jail of Fail" stay. So what sort of convoluted BS idiotic derping "explanation" did that idiotic rapist concoct to deny the raping later? I think it has something to do with "another him" -- as if one of him wasn't enough -- raping "another Barb" in "another dimension"?
Chris actually thinking people would fall for his "crisis of infinite rapists" excuse is insulting to anyone with a higher IQ then his.
 
I haven't followed Chris's story in a while, so i don't know if any of these things have already happened.

But, seeing how popular Artificial Intelligence and chatbots (like Character AI) have become, I'm sure this will only cause Chris to become even more delusional, as he'll use these types of chatbots and believe they're the "real" fictional characters he's supposedly "talking" to

And another thing i thought, Chris probably doesn't know what tulpas are (referring to the concept on the internet of mentally ill people who use their imagination to pretend that fictional characters are alive) but I'm sure that Sonichu and other characters like Magi-chan would count as tulpas
 
There's this one video I've been trying to find but can't, mostly because the only description I can offer is "Chris shrieks like Mickey Mouse for several minutes". I know that describes a lot of his videos, but this one is particularly egregious. He's just screeching in a hideous falsetto yelling "what the fuck" a bunch. Anyone know what I mean?
 
This mightve been asked already sorry if so but ive been lurking on xitter for the past few months and have noticed the newer generations desperate attempt at making their own chris chan since they missed out on it
Is there a name for this phenomenon yet?
 
There's this one video I've been trying to find but can't, mostly because the only description I can offer is "Chris shrieks like Mickey Mouse for several minutes". I know that describes a lot of his videos, but this one is particularly egregious. He's just screeching in a hideous falsetto yelling "what the fuck" a bunch. Anyone know what I mean?

This one, maybe?
 
Tard Trek Into Barbness
That lolcow "going tomgirl" was to "Christory" what that 2009 Star Trek movie was to Star Trek. And then, "Idea Guys" and him raping Barb were like what Star Trek: Discovery and later series was to ST. Oh yeah, and those Star Trek examples even have some continuity breaking ... like what happened to that fictional crap which that lolcow made up.
 
So who’s in charge of updating the Chris Chan wiki because it doesn’t have the most up to date information.
It's going to take time to find someone willing to sift through all the boring shit Chris has done lately to update the wiki.
 
So Chris set up an AI that he says speaks for him and he said everything this AI says is true and it says Chris raped his mother, so case closed there, Chris can no longer claim he didn't do it or it happened in another timeline. He said talking to this AI is the same as praying to him and the AI says he did it.
 
Where did that scummy jerk get the stupid idea that "Adultry is okay, well, and good" anyway? Is it because he's a disgusting egotistical rapist with no sense of boundaries?

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["Honor Roll"] said talking to this AI is the same as praying to him
"Honor Roll" seriously expects people are gonna pray to him?

That over-bloated ego of his really needs to go on a diet...
 
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