Postmortem Site compromised 10-Sep-2019

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Eh. Not on the list. I feel unloved.
Damn you tsundere hacker. Why won't you notice me???

Pssst. Here, I...reversehaxxxored or something, and got hold of this highly confidential and deffo absolutely real name change. I still want half the pizza though.
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Oh no, I'm on the list.

Well, I'm already on my wife's shit-list today, so some faggoty furry or ass mad feminist bitch or some creature from the soy-lagoon doesn't scare me much.

At least you'll get free pizza, if arrives you can tell your wife you got pizza as a surprise dinner. If she hates pizza tell her it's cause the pizza was for you not her so don't be a fucking greedy bitch.

Let me know how that works out for ya...
 
Pssst. Here, I...reversehaxxxored or something, and got hold of this highly confidential and deffo absolutely real name change. I still want half the pizza though.
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Fuck you. I'm a seagull. You think I share food?
No. I steal pretzels from small children at the boardwalk.
That pizza is 100% mine.
 
At least you'll get free pizza, if arrives you can tell your wife you got pizza as a surprise dinner. If she hates pizza tell her it's cause the pizza was for you not her so don't be a fucking greedy bitch.

Let me know how that works out for ya...
The Great Karnak guesses...

Head trauma.
She'll respect you for showing some passion and intuitive for the first time since you got married and will reward you with sex.
HA! Nice wish!
 
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