Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Muscle Bra]

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Even for our Ghetto Princess, that’s going too far.

 

[8008135]

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That's possibly the trashiest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Yet.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Even for our Ghetto Princess, that’s going too far.

Not really when you consider

Spoiler: this is the kind of stupid shit Mama posts on her own FB

She seems sweet enough but her grasp of the english language is tenuous at best and she seems to be on the same cognitive level as sammie.

 

[Picklechu]

If it weren't for the arrest records and other evidence, I would think that Sammie was fake. If you wrote a television/movie/book character this trashy and retarded, people would say that it was unbelievable and offensive to retards.

That's why she's one of my favorite lolcows.

 

[8008135]

If it weren't for the arrest records and other evidence, I would think that Sammie was fake. If you wrote a television/movie/book character this trashy and exceptional, people would say that it was unbelievable and offensive to exceptional individuals.

That's why she's one of my favorite lolcows.

Sometimes, truth really is stranger than fiction.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I think she discovered talk to text.

 

[8008135]

I think she discovered talk to text.
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Honestly, those are some of the most coherent posts I've ever seen her make. Which, you're probably right, means she isn't actually writing them. See also: lack of capital letters.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Gandhi: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

Sammie: When you gettin’ got and somebody done got you and you go get them, when you get ‘em everybody’s gon’ get got.

Advantage: Sammie

 

[gay frogs]

Okay, so I took the first screen shot a while ago. My thought when I took the screen shot was literally "She's fucking tagging this shit where his mom can see it ffs what a tacky bitch."
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Well Antonios fucking mother responded and something about this little conversation is so fucking nasty to me.
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I don't think Antonio calls Sammie from the joint rotfl. She's never mentioned it... it seems like something she'd have gloated about. And he's only written her once in like three weeks. I don't think the love of her life actually cares that much.

I’m so curious about what these screenshots said and they aren’t showing up. Please, bless me with the queens wisdom.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I’m so curious about what these screenshots said and they aren’t showing up. Please, bless me with the queens wisdom.

The first pic was of a cake (maybe a wedding shower cake?) decorated with a white hand holding a black penis with the words "To Have and To Hold" on it, and the second was a screenshot of Antonio's mother's (?) Facebook where she seemed to like Sammie's penis cake picture and then went on to make some other incoherent comments.

 

[gay frogs]

The first pic was of a cake (maybe a wedding shower cake?) decorated with a white hand holding a black penis with the words "To Have and To Hold" on it, and the second was a screenshot of Antonio's mother's (?) Facebook where she seemed to like Sammie's penis cake picture and then went on to make some other incoherent comments.

Two classy queens. Thank you.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I wonder if there's a reason she's still at her moms? I wonder if she got kicked out of that place with the bunk bed she's been crashing at the last few months.

More fake Spanish. She only seems to have this shirt and the Disney one from the other day in rotation lately.

Sammie would have a puppy right up to the second it shit on the floor, and than she'd dump it outside to die. The idea that broke ass Antonio spoils her makes me laugh, though. That boy is broker than she is... and she's fucking broke. He got her McDonalds once and her bragged about it, to give you an idea of how low the fucking bar is.

 

[Meowzers]

Sammie: When you gettin’ got and somebody done got you and you go get them, when you get ‘em everybody’s gon’ get got.

can this be a random.txt

 

[bubble tea]

can this be a random.txt

Gandhi: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

Sammie: When you gettin’ got and somebody done got you and you go get them, when you get ‘em everybody’s gon’ get got.

Advantage: Sammie

It's a quote from a Tyler Perry movie, I believe. According to google, it's from Madea Goes to Jail.

There were some memes made with the quote a few years back, which is surely why it sounded familiar. I'm impressed that Sammie could even figure out how to copy and paste.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

It's a quote from a Tyler Perry movie, I believe. According to google, it's from Madea Goes to Jail.

There were some memes made with the quote a few years back, which is surely why it sounded familiar. I'm impressed that Sammie could even figure out how to copy and paste.

Maybe she had text to speech active while she was watching the movie.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I wonder if there's a reason she's still at her moms? I wonder if she got kicked out of that place with the bunk bed she's been crashing at the last few months.
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More fake Spanish. She only seems to have this shirt and the Disney one from the other day in rotation lately.
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Sammie would have a puppy right up to the second it shit on the floor, and than she'd dump it outside to die. The idea that broke ass Antonio spoils her makes me laugh, though. That boy is broker than she is... and she's fucking broke. He got her McDonalds once and her bragged about it, to give you an idea of how low the fucking bar is.
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So, let's get this straight. The exceptional individual that can't take care of her own flesh and blood children even when living in the same house as they are wants a puppy? I know I'm not as fluent in exceptionalism as I thought I was, but wouldn't any natural mother relish living with her own children again? Wouldn't they see it as having a second chance with proper support? Her first thought is she wants to get away from the place where her children are so she can fake new children with random NOTW? Do I have that right?

 

[gay frogs]

So, let's get this straight. The exceptional individual that can't take care of her own flesh and blood children even when living in the same house as they are wants a puppy? I know I'm not as fluent in exceptionalism as I thought I was, but wouldn't any natural mother relish living with her own children again? Wouldn't they see it as having a second chance with proper support? Her first thought is she wants to get away from the place where her children are so she can fake new children with random NOTW? Do I have that right?

She isn’t interested in being a mother unless it’s to get asspats for the traits mothers are generally praised for - self sacrifice, nurturing, loving, etc. she also just wants to be pregnant for the same reason: attention and special treatment. People treat pregnant women better.

I’m sure this has been discussed I can’t remember, apologies.

 

[Trombonista]

I think she discovered talk to text.
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The first one makes me think of Kylie Brooks. Would she be down to go down on a cripple? I guess it doesn't matter since he's Canadian and hates white people, but I'm slightly curious.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The first one makes me think of Kylie Brooks. Would she be down to go down on a cripple? I guess it doesn't matter since he's Canadian and hates white people, but I'm slightly curious.

I don't think Kylie is enough of a thug nigga for Sammie.

So Sammie went to a doctor today (She's still wearing that fucking shirt. I hope her mom is at least making her shower, even if she isn't wearing clean clothes...)

Sammie has claimed off an on that she has a bad heart, and that she's "dying" from cellulitis. Every once and a while she starts talking about how she's not going to live to see 30 (when she needs attention). I don't actually know what's going on with all of that... but the fact Sammie is like 23 and has eaten her way to diabetes is fucking tragic. The really funny thing is that, the post right after this one, was a repost of a video on how to make fried cheesecake sticks. Sammie is gonna lose her Got Dang legs.

I also love that she has fucking kids who "need" her... but she's only worried about how her jail nigga who cheated on her while he was free, and has apparently never even bothered calling her, is going to react to the news that his massively obese girlfriend has the beetus. Sammie, he isn't going to give a shit.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

So, let's get this straight. The exceptional individual that can't take care of her own flesh and blood children even when living in the same house as they are wants a puppy? I know I'm not as fluent in exceptionalism as I thought I was, but wouldn't any natural mother relish living with her own children again? Wouldn't they see it as having a second chance with proper support? Her first thought is she wants to get away from the place where her children are so she can fake new children with random NOTW? Do I have that right?

It's kind of amazing to watch such a low functioning human. Her entire drive is to eat, fuck, make babby. Everything more than that is completely beyond her. I wonder if her mom had her sterilized after the second child, and she was just too stupid to understand what she was agreeing to.