Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Wait. Wait. Wait. That giant bucket of human fucking filth who danced on Alec's grave and defended Zoe is the same dude behind Hyper Light Drifter?

Fuck. (:_(
Its best to go through life viewing entertainment industry workers like any other profession you come across ie the burger flipper and plumbers who do shit for you for money

Don't worry, I linked to first issue and your link leads to the last one. It's a nice coincidence. :P
oh forgot recommend this as background music idk why feels like it fits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGBNkO3Qs7s
 
Wait. Wait. Wait. That giant bucket of human fucking filth who danced on Alec's grave and defended Zoe is the same dude behind Hyper Light Drifter?

Fuck. (:_(
In Alex's defense, he was far less of a cunt than Scott re: Alec, and Heart Machine is named such because of his congenital heart defect; Alex legitimately thought he might die during the development of Hyper Light Drifter because of the condition flaring up and wrecking his immune system. This also colored the backstory of the game's hero. He did end up toughing it out.

On the other hand, with your potentially limited time on Earth, why are you willingly associating with Zoe Quinn/Chelsea Van Valkenburg? I guess you can be sick and stupid.
 
In Alex's defense, he was far less of a cunt than Scott re: Alec, and Heart Machine is named such because of his congenital heart defect; Alex legitimately thought he might die during the development of Hyper Light Drifter because of the condition flaring up and wrecking his immune system. This also colored the backstory of the game's hero. He did end up toughing it out.

On the other hand, with your potentially limited time on Earth, why are you willingly associating with Zoe Quinn/Chelsea Van Valkenburg? I guess you can be sick and stupid.
Like my grandfather said, "You can respect the soldiers, police, or the sick and treat them as you treat me. But that doesn't give them the excuse to act like an asshole".
 
I haven't seen it mentioned yet, and it's unrelated to the current drama, but it gives me the giggles:

There's actually an official (shitty but completed) Chuck Tingle game out now, proving that even those without 85k can produce some content, autistic though it may be.

Tingle RPG

Where's your game, Chelsea?

All the best games are made as labors of love. Cave Story is one of the best platformers ever made and the story, music, art, and programming were like 99.9% done by one guy. Devil May Cry 5 is one of the deepest and best hack 'n slash games on the market and the only reason it got made was because the dev told Capcom he wanted to restore faith in the series and wouldn't touch another project until they let him have his way. It turned out to be fucking amazing.

Labors of love as a concept are alien to Zoe and so she has no idea what loving or being loved is really like. She makes crap which no one is allowed to criticize. She languishes unless lamenting something she's done with her twat gets her trending on Twitter. She weaponizes the natural human tendency to be trusting and impart affection. She then grows on that affection and attention like a weed without giving anything back to her partners except incredible stress and and a weariness of future relationships that poisons relations between men and women.
 
Sorry but this has been bugging me and I just had a chance to read Scott's Medium article for the first time, where does he complain about 7 hour days? All I can find is 7 days/week related PTSD.
He edited the original article to say 7 day work weeks. The original said that he worked 7 hour days.
Compare between https://archive.li/I37lB and https://archive.is/HVnIa.
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Labors of love as a concept are alien to Zoe and so she has no idea what loving or being loved is really like. She makes crap which no one is allowed to criticize. She languishes unless lamenting something she's done with her twat gets her trending on Twitter. She weaponizes the natural human tendency to be trusting and impart affection. She then grows on that affection and attention like a weed without giving anything back to her partners except incredible stress and and a weariness of future relationships that poisons relations between men and women.
Just curious. How many games has Zoe promised vs how many she has actually released? All I know about is depression quest, and some people who tell me about say it's not even a game.
 
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How does all this talk about HR being indirectly the sword by which gaming progtards are slain actually work? Indie gaming is full of unspoken, informal handshake deals and studios with single-digit staff. Shittons of projects are completed by contractors. None of these people are beholden to any human resources entity. Look at the Starbound fiasco; all those people not getting paid are all the result of people working informally. You need to be hired on by an entity large enough to have an HR department to be held to any sort of established standard.
 
Just curious. How many games has Zoe promised vs how many she has actually released? All I know about is depression quest, and some people who tell me about say it's not even a game.
Shut your mouth, heathen. How dare you imply that you have never heard of the awe-inspiring, thought-provoking and award-winning Jeff Goldblum Staring Contest?

Leave, inferior.
 
IDK how anyone else feels about RT*, but they are running articles critical of ZQ in the OP-ED:

*I treat them like I treat any other "news" source basically. Once you know their slant it's pretty easy to suss out what you need to look at with a critical eye or find other sources for.
 
All the best games are made as labors of love. Cave Story is one of the best platformers ever made and the story, music, art, and programming were like 99.9% done by one guy. Devil May Cry 5 is one of the deepest and best hack 'n slash games on the market and the only reason it got made was because the dev told Capcom he wanted to restore faith in the series and wouldn't touch another project until they let him have his way. It turned out to be fucking amazing.
I think he actually threatened to quit if they did not let him make DMC5. The man hostaged himself to further Capcom's redemption arc.
 
Just curious. How many games has Zoe promised vs how many she has actually released? All I know about is depression quest, and some people who tell me about say it's not even a game.
Depression Quest is a Choose Your Own Adventure e-book where none of your choices matter. Except Choose Your Own Adventure books have cool little drawings and Depression Quest doesn't. It also doesn't have a story, just a depressed 20-something moping around.

Still the only creative work she's actually made besides Goddess Mode and I guess her Crash Override book.

Unless you want to count all her lies about being abused as creative work.
 
Depression Quest is a Choose Your Own Adventure e-book where none of your choices matter. Except Choose Your Own Adventure books have cool little drawings and Depression Quest doesn't. It also doesn't have a story, just a depressed 20-something moping around.

Still the only creative work she's actually made besides Goddess Mode and I guess her Crash Override book.

Unless you want to count all her lies about being abused as creative work.
So basically... This bitch isn't even a dev?
 
IDK how anyone else feels about RT*, but they are running articles critical of ZQ in the OP-ED:

*I treat them like I treat any other "news" source basically. Once you know their slant it's pretty easy to suss out what you need to look at with a critical eye or find other sources for.
That's a good way to treat them. RT's bias is pro-Russia, and since there's a lot of western news that Papa Putin doesn't give a shit about, leaving them free to do actual objective reporting, it can actually be a more reliable source on a lot of things than traditional western media.

Nah, visual novels are games according to /v/ so she's a dev, much like a child throwing crayons at paper is an artist.
So basically... This bitch isn't even a dev?
Depends on how generously you throw around the word dev. Is someone who made a shitty Newgrounds flash game a dev? What about the makers of those spectacularly shitty asset flipping Steam games Jim Spergling likes to milk outrage from? Zoe hasn't learned 2 code beyond what a teenager could learn on a boring weekend, that's for sure.

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Nah, visual novels are games according to /v/ so she's a dev, much like a child throwing crayons at paper is an artist.
In defense of visual novels, most of them have actual visual assets, choices that matter, and more than one looping piece of piano music for a soundtrack. Calling Depression Quest a visual novel is unfair to visual novels. Visual novels take far more time and skill to make.
 
So basically... This bitch isn't even a dev?

Of course she isn't. She's Brianna Wu with better fake tits in precise terms of computer science. Anyone with her CV would be maybe let to bring cold drinks if hired by gaming company. Hot drinks are too risky. If the amount the press she gets for almost nothing would be scaled up to everyone you'd have Cramack's personal TV station in every home, 1984 style.
 
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