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She looks more like Ursula than usual here with the purple lipstick.View attachment 933756
This is the face of a lying ass landwhale who ate the rest of the food and threw away an empty box.
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She looks more like Ursula than usual here with the purple lipstick.View attachment 933756
This is the face of a lying ass landwhale who ate the rest of the food and threw away an empty box.
Ahhhh, the Tammy Slaton waddle. Can’t be a beauty with sagging neck fat Chantal. I look forward to how bad it gets before you die.View attachment 933756
This is the face of a lying ass landwhale who ate the rest of the food and threw away an empty box.
Be her friend?! Lol no. If I wanted to be her friend I'd gently sit her down and try to have a heart-to-heart about the serious problem(s) she very obviously struggles with. Also I strongly disagree that that's what she wants. She hates people, possibly more than they hate her. Bitch just wants to eat what and when she wants and is just on YouTube so she can get cash for food with extremely little effort.
More comments. If she doesn't nuke the community tab posts tonight I'll be surprised.View attachment 934036
Comments are complaining about how disgusting it looks. Luckily for them, she very rarely follows through!
You are a stalwart champion and hero to keep reviewing this dredge for all of us. This video really is the pits. Pure madness and in my opinion her real rock bottom even if i believe that we have not see anything yet.Good fucking grief.
Hysterectomy, lung clots, hypertension, cysts be damned...back to eating in her car with her highchair tray!!
It's fitting that she is wearing lipstick the color of what is usually seen on corpses.
She's not sorry for any of the shit she pulled. She'll just "keep going" and "live with" opinions. No apology; she stands by everything she said.
Of course, she has to eat the worst food possible: pizza. Sorry, I meant poutine. Er, no, I meant pizza-smothered poutine (I mean, what the actual fuck??)
The pizza-poutine might even be too heavy for the tray, as it turns out. She also has water to drink (obviously, she is being health-conscious here) The cost? $13.55 Canadian, which seems kinda steep for soggy fries buried under cheap-looking pizza toppings. It looks awful; like something only a deathfatty could conceive of, let alone buy. "It is salty", she tells us. She claims she won't eat the whole thing "right now" (and adds an overlay that says "or at all")
Don't worry-- she's still preparing for her operation. This IS her new diet. She says she lost seven pounds since last weigh-in.
The psychiatrist told her depriving herself is not realistic. Never going to Taco Bell is not realistic. She says he said don't eat in the car, but he meant when she is alone. She's making a video now, so she is not alone. She says her goal is to "not be the healthiest eater" (GOAL ACHIEVED!) She tells us she has been on an all-potato diet but that didn't work, and an all-banana diet, but that didn't work either.
So now she is "getting back to basics" She tells us the shrink asked her if she stopped eating in her car, and she says NO! in a bitchy, fed-up voice. He laughed at that. He asked her if she likes going to the gym, and she again says NO in a bitchy voice. He also laughed at that. So, he sounds like a very fun, with-it psychiatrist. She claims to be on meds again.
"So, I'm doing a lot better", she sums up, after offering so much evidence.
She refers to that fucking stupid piece of cake again, and the psychiatrist said, "why didn't you just have that piece of cake?" (Memo to Chantal: you did have that cake, you moron) Chantal says it is because the moment she hears she can't have carbs or meat, she binges. She finds this uproariously funny, and laughs loudly.
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"I have to be realistic in what I do", Clotso tells us, shoveling another mouthful in.
"If you fully deny yourself something, you're gonna end up binging on it" (No explanation as to why she is binging right now, though) She is eating this because labeling food as "bad" is bad.
We get a text with the profound message (uncredited) that "it is better to re-learn healthy behavior around unhealthy food" (as opposed to what? Learning how to eat delicious and nutritious food??) Gawd, she is so stupid, it boggles my mind...
The thing that I do do, is a one-serving diet" she tells us, apparently the only concession to the psychiatrist she will make. Never mind that there are four servings in front of her fat face as she tells us this...
"My diet was a lot of binging" she tells us, as if it were all over, as the cheese starts to coagulate in front of her. "But...but...but...uhm", and she never finishes the thought.
Another thing to consider is a 90/10 rule, or even an 80/20 rule (you can see how well she has thought this out), which means get most of your calories from "healthy food". Get a load of this deathfatty! She is sitting in front of 1320 calories (her estimate, I suspect it is more). That doesn't look like "healthy calories", so if I use her own math, she needs about 5280 healthy calories today on top of it.
She's gonna make a video showing us how she has been eating (or "how I am going to be eating", she corrects herself. Once again, she is confusing vague future plans with what she has already done)
"I think that will be more successful for me", she says, out of breath.
"My goal is to lose some weight for surgery" she tells us, but acknowledges people might not believe her until she actually loses weight. She has "maintained" her weight ever since starting her channel.
"So...yeah"
Not all food videos will be in her car, she tells us. A lot will be, but some will be home-cooked recipes. She wants to make great videos this month, since in Vlogtober she will be recovering from surgery.
She gasps a few times, and says "this is really good...like it really is" even though she keeps complaining how salty it is.
She claims she will throw the leftovers out.
She will give it "4 stars out of 5"
She makes a point of hoisting the leftovers into a dumpster on camera with a big fat smirk on her face.
Fuck me. This, in its own subtle way, is one of the sickest videos she has ever made. She laughs at her doctors, somehow seems convinced that eating pizza-poutine in the car is the way to learn healthy eating habits, claims to have lost 7 pounds, is unapologetic for anything, and still seems to think she has surgery in 21 days.
Her dingbats, who were suicidal with missing her for two days, are overjoyed at her return.
And I fucking need antacid from watching this shit.
How to upset the Keto Moms with one simple image.View attachment 934036
Comments are complaining about how disgusting it looks. Luckily for them, she very rarely follows through!
uughhh, pumpkin/squash alfredo is alright I guess, but the thought of watching Chantal mukbang down a serving platter of it just makes me feelView attachment 934036
Comments are complaining about how disgusting it looks. Luckily for them, she very rarely follows through!