DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

Them still being together 2 years from now? Gonna have to rate that optimistic.

More optimistic then Phil waiting two years to do his next begathon???

 

[actually]

Whatever his next begathon is going to be; it's going to be truly pathetic. Imagine how uninteresting you have to be that "I have a cat" is the most puHhsetive news you can come up with and think it's interesting for other people. My guess it's going to be a honeymoon trip, +2 years after the marriage, to Seattle that requires thousands.

It'll be in December at the absolute latest, probably preceded at roughly Thanksgiving by an "ALERT!!!!!!!!11!!!!!" video posted up on Youtube, and it will be for taxes. Bet.

 

[bearsintrees]

Didn't he say he never revealed Jasper because he was afraid for his family?... I cant keep up with his lies at this point

I think this was because when he went to get married, he left the cat alone with someone checking on it once a day. We were all confused why he'd having someone check his empty house, but that's apparently what was going on. That said, if you live in a gated community and you're still scared that someone would steal your cat if you went on vacation, you've fucked your life up real bad.

 

[Pargon]

I think this was because when he went to get married, he left the cat alone with someone checking on it once a day. We were all confused why he'd having someone check his empty house, but that's apparently what was going on. That said, if you live in a gated community and you're still scared that someone would steal your cat if you went on vacation, you've fucked your life up real bad.

I'm all right with someone coming and feeding a cat every day and playing with them and stuff. Animals get stressed out when their people go away and don't show up so having a person come by and act friendly and pet them helps.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil said that it was a work friend of Kat's who did it, which makes me think it was her idea and she arranged the whole thing and Phil just mentioned it in passing to sound responsible and to stick it to all the jokes around here and Twitter about folks arranging home invasions.

 

[bearsintrees]

I'm all right with someone coming and feeding a cat every day and playing with them and stuff. Animals get stressed out when their people go away and don't show up so having a person come by and act friendly and pet them helps.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil said that it was a work friend of Kat's who did it, which makes me think it was her idea and she arranged the whole thing and Phil just mentioned it in passing to sound responsible and to stick it to all the jokes around here and Twitter about folks arranging home invasions.

Oh, I'm not bashing Phil for keeping the cat fed and cared for. Good for Kat and cat. I'm just poking fun at "I can't tell anyone I have a cat for safety reasons." He lied about a cat because he thought someone might break into his gated condo and steal or harm it. That's mental.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Oh, I'm not bashing Phil for keeping the cat fed and cared for. Good for Kat and cat. I'm just poking fun at "I can't tell anyone I have a cat for safety reasons." He lied about a cat because he thought someone might break into his gated condo and steal or harm it. That's mental.

what gets me is he thinks someone could have broke in while he was gone
but no one can get it while he is there

*shrug*

 

[AckedyACK]

Oh, I'm not bashing Phil for keeping the cat fed and cared for. Good for Kat and cat. I'm just poking fun at "I can't tell anyone I have a cat for safety reasons." He lied about a cat because he thought someone might break into his gated condo and steal or harm it. That's mental.

In all honesty, there are crazy people out there and I wouldn't put it past some mentally unstable person the likes of CodeCastiel to do crazy shit like that. You never know what kind of psychos are out there.

Speaking of mentally unstable people; is PlanetJeff still donating as if he has too much money, or is the dead-wife money starting to run out? I'm wondering when to expect Phil to turn on him.

 

[h0g]

it will be for taxes. Bet.

Absolutely guaranteed. People have asked him every once in a while if he's putting money away for next year's taxes. He always gets nervous and screams "WHAT MONEY!? IT ALL GOES TO BILLS!!!!!!1!". It'll be another 6 months of super ultra-mega begging mode. If he doesn't get lucky with another Tut/Emerald 7 level whale he could be truly fucked. Imagine having to live your life needing a new stranger on the internet to give you $10,000+ every year just to pay your fucking taxes.

 

[Toilet Man]

Hey, mate, I always wondered where is that clip from, the one you used the pic, where he is laughing and looking down at the camera.

He looks like a "human" version of Ed Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life in that picture to me.

 

[actually]

Speaking of mentally unstable people; is PlanetJeff still donating as if he has too much money, or is the dead-wife money starting to run out? I'm wondering when to expect Phil to turn on him.

He's only done smaller amounts this month, but that $1000 tip was the equivalent of what he normally does over the course of like...5-6 months. Also, when he showed up in chat recently, he said something about having gone on a vacation:

[2019-09-09 02:43:15 UTC] planetjeff2: vacation
[2019-09-09 02:44:12 UTC] planetjeff2: It was pretty epic, went up to Alaska. Mostly was offline, no stream watching.

So he actually spent on himself for once.

 

[JamFlowMan]

It'll be in December at the absolute latest, probably preceded at roughly Thanksgiving by an "ALERT!!!!!!!!11!!!!!" video posted up on Youtube, and it will be for taxes. Bet.

The real bet isn't taxes, it's what bullshit involving Kat will conveniently happen during/soon after his desperate push for cash. Safe money is probably some honeymoon/anniversary vacation, but maybe for no reason at all Kat needs her own car, or any of the other endless possibilities Phil could waste money on to convince Kat to stick around another year.
First taxes begathon-Moves Kat in
Second taxes begathon-Gets married to Kat+Moves another cat in
Soon to happen taxes begathon-Place your bets

 

[Immortal Technique]

Absolutely guaranteed. People have asked him every once in a while if he's putting money away for next year's taxes. He always gets nervous and screams "WHAT MONEY!? IT ALL GOES TO BILLS!!!!!!1!". It'll be another 6 months of super ultra-mega begging mode. If he doesn't get lucky with another Tut/Emerald 7 level whale he could be truly fucked. Imagine having to live your life needing a new stranger on the internet to give you $10,000+ every year just to pay your fucking taxes.

I doubt Dave will get any new whales. His streams suck; he's a 2012 streamer trying to make it in 2019. His video quality and mic quality is terrible. His backdrop is his masturbation couch instead of a aesthetically pleasing background. His mannerisms makes you wanna drag him behind the shed and put him down.

The only thing he has going for him is people making fun of him. He's a "gaming channel" that repeats the same 2 hour prestream about taxes, bill, and how to give him money every stream. He's not even that much fun to make fun of anymore. He's a pathetic song stuck on repeat.

I think a lot of people are just waiting until his Assbooger lies finally register to his Assbooger fans and he finally loses them. Sadly, his fans are more pathetic than he is, so that will take awhile. Once he looses this little group of re.tards though, he's done.

 

[actually]

I doubt Dave will get any new whales.

I mean, heaving_earth showed up out of nowhere, as far as I can tell. Same with CliffyBiro, who has been cheering and gifting subs. The other issue is dipshits like survivesweettreat, who show up, cheer nearly $30 in bits, and then start "trolling" openly to try and see what will get them banned. Individually, troll cheers and tips are small potatoes, but on at least one recent stream, trolltips were at least $20 out of $56, just shy of half.

I think you're right that he's on a slow descent, but don't be surprised if another Emerald_Seven shows up.

The real bet isn't taxes, it's what bullshit involving Kat will conveniently happen during/soon after his desperate push for cash. Safe money is probably some honeymoon/anniversary vacation, but maybe for no reason at all Kat needs her own car, or any of the other endless possibilities Phil could waste money on to convince Kat to stick around another year.
First taxes begathon-Moves Kat in
Second taxes begathon-Gets married to Kat+Moves another cat in
Soon to happen taxes begathon-Place your bets

When he drops the "MUH TAXES" stream/video, there'll definitely be a "What's this really for?" poll.

 

[Muppetmode]

I mean, heaving_earth showed up out of nowhere, as far as I can tell. Same with CliffyBiro, who has been cheering and gifting subs. The other issue is dipshits like survivesweettreat, who show up, cheer nearly $30 in bits, and then start "trolling" openly to try and see what will get them banned. Individually, troll cheers and tips are small potatoes, but on at least one recent stream, trolltips were at least $20 out of $56, just shy of half.

I think you're right that he's on a slow descent, but don't be surprised if another Emerald_Seven shows up.



When he drops the "MUH TAXES" stream/video, there'll definitely be a "What's this really for?" poll.

If he’s paying his taxes in payments are those monthly or quarterly still? Would he still have to pay this years quarterly is it presumably delayed?

 

[Immortal Technique]

I mean, heaving_earth showed up out of nowhere, as far as I can tell. Same with CliffyBiro, who has been cheering and gifting subs. The other issue is dipshits like survivesweettreat, who show up, cheer nearly $30 in bits, and then start "trolling" openly to try and see what will get them banned. Individually, troll cheers and tips are small potatoes, but on at least one recent stream, trolltips were at least $20 out of $56, just shy of half.

I think you're right that he's on a slow descent, but don't be surprised if another Emerald_Seven shows up.

DSP would make for a unique case study for something; what that is? I don't know. It should be related to a good portion of his income coming from people that despise him or passively despise him--that "friend" in the group no one likes but allowed to hang out because he's the punching bag of all the jokes.

You have redditors, ED, Metokur crew, Telvin crew, and I'm sure people here troll support him. It's.......weird. They hate him, want to see him in the gutter, but do not want the ride to end.

 

[James Smith]

If he’s paying his taxes in payments are those monthly or quarterly still? Would he still have to pay this years quarterly is it presumably delayed?

He is expected to pay most of his tax liability by the date it is due. He can pay a little each day, all of it at once, or anything in between. It is not delayed by his payment plan for last year's tax liability.

His payment plan is almost certainly monthly.

 

[Ching_Chong]

I'm all right with someone coming and feeding a cat every day and playing with them and stuff. Animals get stressed out when their people go away and don't show up so having a person come by and act friendly and pet them helps.

That said, I'm pretty sure Phil said that it was a work friend of Kat's who did it, which makes me think it was her idea and she arranged the whole thing and Phil just mentioned it in passing to sound responsible and to stick it to all the jokes around here and Twitter about folks arranging home invasions.

Imagine having to go into that house and being a little snoopy, you look around. You see all this video game art and dust everywhere.

 

[Salubrious]

Imagine having to go into that house and being a little snoopy, you look around. You see all this video game art and dust everywhere.

Dog, if I broke into DSP's house, it would be to update his OBS software, rearrange the room to make it look more like an actual streaming setup, set up his green screen, fix his "PC gaming" computer to take away that excuse, replace his "broken keyboard", rearrange his 23 monthly "bill payments" so his stops overdrafting, et cetera. It'd be like "Pimp My Life."

Basically, I would take away every excuse he ever had for why he couldn't do something just to see his boomer ass still make excuses and flounder around even with a perfect scenario.

I presume this not being Reddit, I don't need to include the /sneed tag, correct?

 

[Dragoonism]

A little late, but here you got Phils view on 9/11!

 

[Regulas]

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LOL
There's so much irony in that tweet. A man who doesn't want to grow up; talking about the future and progress.