DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wurstbrot]

A little late, but here you got Phils view on 9/11!
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to;dl (too obnoxious, don't listen):

• Obviously today is a day many of us remember if you life in the US, not for very good reasons tbh
• Hasn't affected DSP very much at all in regards to personal affectedness. (he hasn't lost people he knows)
• Has no personal reflections for this day BUT it's a day we look back, how horrible it was and we don't want to have that again
• We remember the ones we lost
• We think of how the world changed as a result to those events. The world is VERY different (Wurstbrot: The world is the US btw)
• A LOT has changed *grasps for examples, eeeh uuh eeeh* Savety and travel in the US changed. Flying was a completely different experience. A ton of stuff changed, ehm, uuuh.
• Sooo. We remember and think about it.
• People reminded him how he felt about 9/11 before (that it's not a big deal), but THIS is how he feels about it today
• Ehm.
• Thinks are not absolute. They change. Now he's wiser and we should acknowledge that this happened. If we remember it we prevent it from repeating.
• We should remember it once a year, learn from it, remember what happened and what changed (Wurstbrot: Flight)
• This is how he thinks about those thinks in the modern era. Very different from how he used to think. He matured quite a bit.
• Okay, fair enough? Alrighty then.

wow
He changed his view really hard. Now he stutter-repeats trivial informations. People died and flight-security got tighter. Really hard investment in your own history, buddy. Now you are just as informed as anyone who vaguely heard of 9/11.

 

[Toilet Man]

Dog, if I broke into DSP's house, it would be to update his OBS software, rearrange the room to make it look more like an actual streaming setup, set up his green screen, fix his "PC gaming" computer to take away that excuse, replace his "broken keyboard", rearrange his 23 monthly "bill payments" so his stops overdrafting, et cetera. It'd be like "Pimp My Life."

Basically, I would take away every excuse he ever had for why he couldn't do something just to see his boomer ass still make excuses and flounder around even with a perfect scenario.

I presume this not being Reddit, I don't need to include the /sneed tag, correct?

Unless you left behind an extremely user-friendly instruction manual, this would end his whole career because he wouldn't know how to use any of it.

 

[Comma]

Thank fuck, I can finally upload clips again! I'll dump some random clips + other stuff I came across during the time uploading wasn't working in this one post.

I'll start off with a random clip of some nice timing:

Two clown throat clears:

And do you remember the "anonymous" tipper who snagged the spot of top tipper after DSP's usual stalling-for-tips during the latest Minescam stream?

Okay, so first all DSP called the anonymous tipper "stinky penis", instead of just... well, "anonymous":

Kinda weird.

A day later, while playing Gears 5, he for some reason felt the need to reveal that this person is a stream regular basically donating under a false/different name:

Are your heaving_earth senses going off as well, @actually?

Well, if there's any doubt left, here's a screenshot of the moment above, but with DSP's chat included, taken from DarkDave's Mirror stream. Guess who instantly reacted to all of this (of course while at that moment being the top tipper)...



(https://youtu.be/EKt7iCqWhMA?t=4618 if you want to watch it yourself)

So yeah, there you go.

 

[Toilet Man]

God those throat clears... does he have some variation of throat cancer? He's a mess, he can't even say a single sentence without having to clear his throat.

 

[Salubrious]

God those throat clears... does he have some variation of throat cancer? He's a mess, he can't even say a single sentence without having to clear his throat.

The thing is, we've seen him have entire emergency streams or reveal streams with none of the disgusting noises he makes.

When he has to be on his "best behavior", the noises that he "can't help" magically stop.

And like I said before, the noises would bother me as much if he even made a reasonable attempt to mute his microphone. But not only does he not, not only does he say that it's impossible to mute his microphone for some reason, but you can see him on occassion literally lean towards the microphone to make the noises. So it has to be somewhat intentional at this point.

 

[Toilet Man]

Yeah the fact that he leans back to say something and then leans in to make farm noises is truly phenomenal.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The thing is, we've seen him have entire emergency streams or reveal streams with none of the disgusting noises he makes.

When he has to be on his "best behavior", the noises that he "can't help" magically stop.

And like I said before, the noises would bother me as much if he even made a reasonable attempt to mute his microphone. But not only does he not, not only does he say that it's impossible to mute his microphone for some reason, but you can see him on occassion literally lean towards the microphone to make the noises. So it has to be somewhat intentional at this point.

Yeah. I recall all the Kat vids and the ELO Hell sponsored stream, he didn't snort or burp or bottle crunch at all. Or at least, VERY little.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Thank fuck, I can finally upload clips again! I'll dump some random clips + other stuff I came across during the time uploading wasn't working in this one post.

I'll start off with a random clip of some nice timing:

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Two clown throat clears:
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And do you remember the "anonymous" tipper who snagged the spot of top tipper after DSP's usual stalling-for-tips during the latest Minescam stream?

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Okay, so first all DSP called the anonymous tipper "stinky penis", instead of just... well, "anonymous":

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Kinda weird.

A day later, while playing Gears 5, he for some reason felt the need to reveal that this person is a stream regular basically donating under a false/different name:

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Are your heaving_earth senses going off as well, @actually?

Well, if there's any doubt left, here's a screenshot of the moment above, but with DSP's chat included, taken from DarkDave's Mirror stream. Guess who instantly reacted to all of this (of course while at that moment being the top tipper)...

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(https://youtu.be/EKt7iCqWhMA?t=4618 if you want to watch it yourself)

So yeah, there you go.

I feel like a lot of these anonymous tips are heaving_earth. Phil fucked that one up after he doxed his anonymous tip with his "official" nickname once.
I'm looking into heaving_earth among other paypigs and there isn't enough to find anything just yet.

 

[the khat quaffer]

A little late, but here you got Phils view on 9/11!

Jesus Christ he's stumbling over his words so badly. Phil, if you aren't genuine with your thoughts and feelings, it shows when you try to bullshit others.

It kind of reminds me of that one furry priest who stumbled over the gay furry wedding ceremony. Clearly never done this before in his life, clearly making it up as he goes along.

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I doubt Dave will get any new whales. His streams suck; he's a 2012 streamer trying to make it in 2019. His video quality and mic quality is terrible. His backdrop is his masturbation couch instead of a aesthetically pleasing background. His mannerisms makes you wanna drag him behind the shed and put him down.

Never seen a more succinct description of darksydephil in my life.

 

[actually]

Are your heaving_earth senses going off as well, @actually?

Yeah, I think there's a pretty good chance it's the same person. I'd honestly just really like to know why. It's not like Phil shows any special appreciation for it. Even fucking Asmongold gives a believable "Wow, thanks a ton, I really appreciate that" to a tip of like $50, and he's making like $70k off of subs a month or something.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Thinks are not absolute. They change. Now he's wiser and we should acknowledge that this happened. If we remember it we prevent it from repeating.

Miss me with that shit when you're 37 years old and saying you're much wiser than your 35 y.o self. If he was 16 and said that shit I'd tend to believe him, but bragging how much wiser he is now compared to 2-3 years ago (when he was 35) doesn't work.

Like Wings saying he was a kid until 27. Nope.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Some days ago a female Twitch streamer by the name of Bridgett Devoue was asked if she would date Phil. She used the bald picture because why wouldn't she, and if I remember correctly she declined.
She is a basic Twitch thot talking to her chat about sex dressed in as little as possible. She was banned today due to inappropriate chat, only 3 days yet she will be gone again if chat is really the issue.
Phil outlasted another one that entered his vortex of autism.

I'm telling you Twitch is paying attention, if you have clips of Phil breaking TOS now is your chance to cry sexism under every Twitch post to maybe even slightly push Phil out of this very good comfort zone he built for himself.

Edit: I find it odd that she got banned now and not before as her chat/stream was the same, and will stay the same.
The only thing that changed now is that Gundam made a video about her, and she made fun of Phil who is a Partnered Streamer with thin skin.

 

[niggers]

holy shit he looks so much better bald

did they photoshop his goatee into being thicker and better groomed too?

its like im looking at alternative universe dsp where he got a real job

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Some days ago a female Twitch streamer by the name of Bridgett Devoue was asked if she would date Phil. She used the bald picture because why wouldn't she, and if I remember correctly she declined.
She is a basic Twitch thot talking to her chat about sex dressed in as little as possible. She was banned today due to inappropriate chat, only 3 days yet she will be gone again if chat is really the issue.
Phil outlasted another one that entered his vortex of autism.

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I'm telling you Twitch is paying attention, if you have clips of Phil breaking TOS now is your chance to cry sexism under every Twitch post to maybe even slightly push Phil out of this very good comfort zone he built for himself.

Edit: I find it odd that she got banned now and not before as her chat/stream was the same, and will stay the same.
The only thing that changed now is that Gundam made a video about her, and she made fun of Phil who is a Partnered Streamer with thin skin.

Funny thing is she used to be a somewhat respectable World Of Warcraft streamer before she went full blown incel farming Twitch thot.

She used to actually just play videogames instead of sitting there baiting tips. Kinda like Dave except he was never respected.

 

[bearsintrees]

It's pretty amazing that on a new release day that was practically held hostage until he got his precious PSN credits, he still managed to start the stream late, had a 70 minute prestream, took a full 10 minute silent "bathroom" break before starting the game where he was actually just tweeting, and then less than 2 hours later he takes his regular 20 minute break. (edit - the second break was at least 24 minutes long)

"10:15-4:00" but he's gonna have well under 4 hours of actual recorded gameplay. Loves playing games though.

 

[Pargon]

Loves playing games though.

He does, though.

With his wheelchair audience.

EDIT: bonus Carl:

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He does, though.

With his wheelchair audience.

I thought Phil liked not working and taking bathroom breaks? That and pigging out on food

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I don't have the clip but he died during the very first fight scene...basically to the very first enemy because "i don't know how to heal...the game didn't explain"

 

[PieceofShet]

Get ready for a rant in the following days from DSP.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

1:02:59 in case the time stamp isn't working.

I'm grinding some vidya while listening to some old detractor stuff, and this bit here is hilarious knowing what we know now.