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hello classmate kiwis
You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which.
I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar.
Is this normal or have I found myself in some kiwi nest by converging circumstances?

You know we got at least one Quinn praising troon back here right? Sitting right behind you? I know, because I've listened to their screeds before because they sit close to me, and sat next to me last semester until I figured out how to avoid it.
You don't have dim narrow range TN panels, and I can see your screen just fine. If you were sitting directly in front of me I even know your username 0_0.
I'm sure almost everyone else in the room can see the big kiwi farms logo on the top of the screen since you are all sitting at the front of the room... wait I just realized that I have no idea what was on the laptops behind me.
...with the concentration of kiwis in front of me, if I were extrapolating the data it would stand to reason there would be even more behind be considering I was sitting towards the front of the room!
That's a lot of kiwis unless something about us makes us prone to sitting in the front 1/3 of the room.

Not sure if you guys were aware of your brilliant screen clarity or the members of your audience, or are aware and are asserting dominance by not giving a fuck. I give at least a few of those and only tend to view the farms in public on my phone or if my laptop screen isn't facing anyone because I know about the reddit SRS and discord tranny defense nutters we have, and even if we didn't browsing forums like the farms where anyone could read behind you just seems... weird.

Am I just the only weirdo who glances at everyone's screens and this is a non-issue? That doesn't seem possible.
wtf classmate kiwis
 
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SkeetNYeet said:
But you don't need email access to change your password.
Unless you actually cared enough for the extra verification?
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I guess I must have at one point in time, only way I could reset was via email.
Regardless, I don't really care that much, just vaguely annoyed by whoever got ass blasted enough to cause me a minor inconvenience. I sure will miss my meaningless ratings.
 
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TelBranora said:
hello classmate kiwis
You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which.
I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar.
Is this normal or have I found myself in some kiwi nest by converging circumstances?

You know we got at least one Quinn praising troon back here right? Sitting right behind you? I know, because I've listened to their screeds before because they sit close to me, and sat next to me last semester until I figured out how to avoid it.
You don't have dim narrow range TN panels, and I can see your screen just fine. If you were sitting directly in front of me I even know your username 0_0.
I'm sure almost everyone else in the room can see the big kiwi farms logo on the top of the screen since you are all sitting at the front of the room... wait I just realized that I have no idea what was on the laptops behind me.
...with the concentration of kiwis in front of me, if I were extrapolating the data it would stand to reason there would be even more behind be considering I was sitting towards the front of the room!
That's a lot of kiwis unless something about us makes us prone to sitting in the front 1/3 of the room.

Not sure if you guys were aware of your brilliant screen clarity or the members of your audience, or are aware and are asserting dominance by not giving a fuck. I give at least a few of those and only tend to view the farms in public on my phone or if my laptop screen isn't facing anyone because I know about the reddit SRS and discord tranny defense nutters we have, and even if we didn't browsing forums like the farms where anyone could read behind you just seems... weird.

Am I just the only weirdo who glances at everyone's screens and this is a non-issue? That doesn't seem possible.
wtf classmate kiwis
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TelBranora said:
hello classmate kiwis
You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which.
I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar.
Is this normal or have I found myself in some kiwi nest by converging circumstances?

You know we got at least one Quinn praising troon back here right? Sitting right behind you? I know, because I've listened to their screeds before because they sit close to me, and sat next to me last semester until I figured out how to avoid it.
You don't have dim narrow range TN panels, and I can see your screen just fine. If you were sitting directly in front of me I even know your username 0_0.
I'm sure almost everyone else in the room can see the big kiwi farms logo on the top of the screen since you are all sitting at the front of the room... wait I just realized that I have no idea what was on the laptops behind me.
...with the concentration of kiwis in front of me, if I were extrapolating the data it would stand to reason there would be even more behind be considering I was sitting towards the front of the room!
That's a lot of kiwis unless something about us makes us prone to sitting in the front 1/3 of the room.

Not sure if you guys were aware of your brilliant screen clarity or the members of your audience, or are aware and are asserting dominance by not giving a fuck. I give at least a few of those and only tend to view the farms in public on my phone or if my laptop screen isn't facing anyone because I know about the reddit SRS and discord tranny defense nutters we have, and even if we didn't browsing forums like the farms where anyone could read behind you just seems... weird.

Am I just the only weirdo who glances at everyone's screens and this is a non-issue? That doesn't seem possible.
wtf classmate kiwis
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Is it a "women and gender studies" class?
 
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TelBranora said:
hello classmate kiwis
You guys who all open up your laptops to browse kiwi farms in a big row before class starts (and a few of you during class) all have guts of steel or brains of mud, I don't know which.
I knew shit was going down though when every third person in front of me in class Tuesday had their laptop out and was scrolling past posts with Null's avatar.
Is this normal or have I found myself in some kiwi nest by converging circumstances?

You know we got at least one Quinn praising troon back here right? Sitting right behind you? I know, because I've listened to their screeds before because they sit close to me, and sat next to me last semester until I figured out how to avoid it.
You don't have dim narrow range TN panels, and I can see your screen just fine. If you were sitting directly in front of me I even know your username 0_0.
I'm sure almost everyone else in the room can see the big kiwi farms logo on the top of the screen since you are all sitting at the front of the room... wait I just realized that I have no idea what was on the laptops behind me.
...with the concentration of kiwis in front of me, if I were extrapolating the data it would stand to reason there would be even more behind be considering I was sitting towards the front of the room!
That's a lot of kiwis unless something about us makes us prone to sitting in the front 1/3 of the room.

Not sure if you guys were aware of your brilliant screen clarity or the members of your audience, or are aware and are asserting dominance by not giving a fuck. I give at least a few of those and only tend to view the farms in public on my phone or if my laptop screen isn't facing anyone because I know about the reddit SRS and discord tranny defense nutters we have, and even if we didn't browsing forums like the farms where anyone could read behind you just seems... weird.

Am I just the only weirdo who glances at everyone's screens and this is a non-issue? That doesn't seem possible.
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You scare and confuse me.
 
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Megaroad 2012 said:
I did such a good job with making a burner email account and forgetting my password that I wound up losing access to my previous account on here and had to make a new one.

Oh welllll. :optimistic:
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You should get a job with the US government. There approach to cyber security is to insure nobody can access the networks, including the people who need to access them for legitimate reasons.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
You should get a job with the US government. There approach to cyber security is to insure nobody can access the networks, including the people who need to access them for legitimate reasons.
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I think they changed that after 9/11. Following the outcry over how the CIA, NSA, and FBI didn't share important shit with each other.

The new system is to insure nearly every idiot working for the government can access information, including people who really shouldn't.

Like a certain Private First Class who happens to be a troon.
 
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