Manosphere Marijan Šiklić (ThatIncelBlogger) 2: The Revenge

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Holden said:
what? do you have any evidence i want to defame a single person here, let alone everybody?
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Me. And every single woman that's been raped. Every man that's been raped too. You say that a man getting raped is like someone forcing you to take $100. It's not.
Holden said:
You do know what loving a Western woman will result in? I recently had the chance to read a woman's open bragging that she and a wife of a guy who didn't cheat on his wife and took care of his kids arranged so that this woman, with support of his wife, can accuse him of rape and have him locked up. Why? His wife was disgusted by the fact that he took care of his kids and didn't abuse her while she was fucking retarded thugs on the side. When he didn't like that he was simply removed from society as somebody who no longer had a worth as cash cow. His kids weren't really his and now he is in prison. If he raped, abused, maimed and cheated on women he'd be free and successful. That is what trying to "love" a modern Western woman gets you. In their eyes, everybody who isn't abusive, murderous scum is only good as cash cow to pay taxes for Western governments to fund these insane lifestyles and if he rebels even slightly he must be destroyed. In fact, they're so intolerant and violent that they more and more jail even the men who do pay taxes for sluts, simply because they can't stand them. This is because feminist women are criminally insane psychopaths who want all men who aren't attractive to them (which means completely violent and murderous scumbags) destroyed. Of course, all the manginas fully supported her and claimed she was right to do that.

Do you now understand why I'm terrified due to the fact I have never raped anybody?
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You've also tried to defame literally everyone here. You call them idiots, scum, rape-apes, morons, etc all the time and tell them they are either brainwashed or feminist scum.
Holden said:
you're confusing lowered and gone.
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You're confusing me with Malatrova. Malatrova took "lowered" and ran with it.
 
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namazuros said:
I wonder if Holden has ever asked fschmidt if he could date one of his daughters.
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why would i ask that somebody i'll never ever see?

4Macie said:
Me. And every single woman that's been raped. Every man that's been raped too. You say that a man getting raped is like someone forcing you to take $100. It's not.

You've also tried to defame literally everyone here. You call them idiots, scum, rape-apes, morons, etc all the time and tell them they are either brainwashed or feminist scum.

You're confusing me with Malatrova. Malatrova took "lowered" and ran with it.
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None of this is defamation. It's disagreement and you said malatrova said he wanted it abolished.
 
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Holden said:
...is riddled with extremely incorrect claims that often defy even basic logic or 8 year-olds reading capability. For example, that lunatic claims a schizophrenic woman lives with her mother when I said she lives with her father. That's just a brief example. I guess he thinks fathers shouldn't live with their kids.
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Deflect harder, all the information in it is shit YOU POSTED YOURSELF. So unless you're Andy Kaufman-tier and have been setting up a trail of misinformation in order to :ruse: a website that didn't even exist when you started this whiny manchild shtick you're obviously full of shit.
 
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PurpleMonkeyDishwasher said:
Deflect harder, all the information in it is shit YOU POSTED YOURSELF.
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except that it isn't. i mentioned a very trivial example that proves it. an example which is just a tiny bit of hundreds of insane nonsense.

a feminist writing something like that is like a monkey writing it. except that monkey would do far less mistakes.
 
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Holden said:
you see, this is why you're an idiot. what's even worse than suicide is to live to be lonely and a slave to insane sluts being cut to pieces.
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Oh.

In that case, kill yourself as violently and messily as you can, as soon as you can. Do it in the publicly, at a place like a library or a town square or a court house. You said it yourself, its better that way.

Did you read any of the other shit I wrote? Do you have response to any of that? Like how things will go better for you if you work on improving yourself instead of feeling pity for yourself and spending all your time on the internet whining about how unfair things are for you?
 
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Holden said:
except that it isn't. i mentioned a very trivial example that proves it. an example which is just a tiny bit of hundreds of insane nonsense.

a feminist writing something like that is like a monkey writing it. except that monkey would do far less mistakes.
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As opposed to your blog which looks like it was written by a 3edgy pre-teen that listens to Blood on the Dance Floor and shallowly cuts himself with razor blades while crying that no girls like him.
 
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Cephalometrist said:
Sorry for posting this rather late, everybody. This was supposed to be finished on Friday. :oops:
This timeline is by no means complete. I focussed on Marijan's romantic endeavours, because they are of particular interest here and I thought I should share the first result with you guys.

General notes:
  • Marjan's actual year of birth is 1988.
  • Although he claims that his first name is spelt "Marijan", his university and he himself, on a photograph of his face he shared on his blog and in conversation with Dynastia, write his name as "Marjan". So this could be an extremely cheap attempt at faking personal information.
  • As of February 2014, he was in two relationships (=had two gfs) and had sex with four women. This seems to be the current status as well.
  • Marjan experiences a constant decline in health (and looks) and his situation in general, which is why he uses photographs of himself that go back to 2010 or even earlier
    • This probably means that by now, he looks even worse than on his avatar here.
    • Considering the fact that failed dates with women he only knew from the internet caused him enough stress to completely collapse and be bound to bed for weeks, one can assume that his mental health is in decline as well, though Marijan would probably dismiss assumptions like this or blame them on his incelity or today's society
  • He claims that until he saw the truth of Fschmidt's words, he just was a guy who was unable to get a girlfriend without the help of the Croation government. The fact that even before Fschmidt's bullshit seeped into Marijan's head, he used to have extremely disrespectful views on his fellow men and women seems to elude him.
  • He claims that since he started having sex with women, he became more misogynist.
  • He repeatedly emphasises that he was a clever child and a good student and takes extreme pride in his alleged intellectual superiority all the time.
  • He actually was diagnosed with several personality disorders (with the most diagnosed being BPD, at least one time Antisocial Personality Disorder), but never with as pathological narcissist
    • Since he is convinced that therapists of all sorts and people whose job it is to help socially ill-adjusted people are part of a liberal brainwashing/cockblocking institution, his treatment fell on barren soil and it is unlikely that he continued these treatments or that they had any effect on Marjan in the past.
  • Even on his blog, he has animosities against truckers specifically for whatever reasons.
  • Despite referring to the Bible as one of the books that could "convert" feminists, Marijan himself is actually an atheist following all neckbeard tenets (hubris, snobbery towards religious people, superiority complex etc.)
    • His emphasis on virtuous religious women seems to come from the assumption that they will put up with his bullshit, because they are more traditional.
  • He never takes any responsibility for his behaviour or his actions, it is either his love-shyness or evil women who torment him when it comes to his frequent failure in dating.
  • He was in custody at least three times:
    • One time for posting death threats on an internet forum
    • One time for assaulting his mother (or his parents)
    • One time for protesting nakedly in front of Croatian government buildings
  • Dates of interest:
    • 2007-June-16 : The girl he later stylised to "The Fatal One"
    • 2009-April: His first girlfriend
    • 2012-May: Marjan finally has sex
    • 2012-September: His second girlfriend

Because of its length, I boldened the particularly noteworthy, disgusting, pathetic etc. moments, in case you just want to skim over it.

before Summer 2003
2003
  • Summer: Marijan, age 15, starts thinking about girls again, another account of his however states that he has always been interested in girls. I assume he probably meant that with 15 he had the desire to get laid first.
    This is also the time, when according to Marijan, his parents should have planned and organised his convoluted "prostitute scam", i.e. hiring a prostitute to pretend to be a tenant of his parents who then should seduce young Marijan and take his virginity. He recommends that generally parents should do this as soon as they notice that their son might be interested in girls which means there is no real bottom limit, but he provides an age window ranging from 14 to 16.
    • He also describes the time before his reignited interest in girls as the last time he has been happy in his life.
  • Marijan starts visiting the IV. gimnazija, a jezična gimnazija (secondary educational institution with at least three foreign languages required in order to graduate(?)), in Utrina, a residential neighbourhood in Zagreb, which he describes as a "preppy hs for nice kids" and was no longer bullied there
    Beginning of his first depression
  • Autumn: First suicidal thoughts
    Beginning of a more or less constant treatment of his mental problems by psychiatrists and medication (esp. Prozac, Xanax, Seroxata) that goes through to 2013/2014(?)    , when Marijan decides to stop it because of his theory that all therapists, psychiatrist, social workers etc. are part of a liberal conspiracy that cockblocks him.
  • Autumn: Marijan starts a "nonsensical 'relationship'" with a girl he met online who is four years older than him and lives 150 miles away.
    • She ends the relationship a few weeks later by ignoring him. Then, when Marijan tried to sustain their contact, she starts insulting him and calling him stupid.
  • 2003/2004: Marijan starts pestering his parents and wants them to help him find a girlfriend
2004
  • Marijan, age 15, starts using SMS dating services in order to get laid
  • April: Out of fear, Marjan is unable to physically meet a girl he talked to through his SMS flirt services. When he tells her that they can just be friends, she gets angry and tells him to stop wallowing in self-pity
  • Shortly after that, he contacts "a promiscuous girl" through said service, who, according to him, slept with 50 guys and two girls by the age of 17, and of whom he claims he could have slept with if he could have brought up the courage to do so
    • After the second or third SMS they exchanged, she allegedly wants to have sex with him. Marijan throws his cellphone under his bed (in other accounts under the couch), out of horror.
    • He still had contact with her for the next nine months, but looking back he says he should have ended contact since it never went anywhere.
    • Retrospectively, he also theorises that he "could have lost [his] virginity right then and be a normal, sexually experienced person by now. [...] [Or that he] could have also been rejected by all of them"
  • October: Marjan talks to another girl (via the internet or a SMS dating service).The girl tries to convince him for several weeks to meet, to go ice-skating together, etc. Marjan ignores her and her advances for weeks. When he tells her that he was too scared, she says that she understands this and added that there is nothing to be afraid of and that she will help him.
2005
  • January: Towards the end of the month, he receives the last SMS from her, stating "Send me a message when you'll be able to"
    • Marjan never sent a reply.
  • The rest of 2005 however was "a peaceful year, not much has happened. [Marijan] didn’t look for girls that much anymore, [he] was enjoying time with friends. Still kissless. "
2006
  • May: A drunk Marijan whines about not having a girlfriend to another girl. She asks him if he wants to have a date with her and he agrees (in other accounts he is the one asking her out). Marijan is so nervous that he feels sick and almost faints while waiting for her the next day. Albeit asking her out for a date[?] he claims to be disgusted by her appearance. He describes her as "ugly, [having] rotten, crooked teeth" and having a boring, vapid personality. He did appreciate her personality though and acknowledged her kindness.
    • He claims that this date stopped his fear of meeting girls IRL and effectively ended his love-shyness (he is quite contradictory when it comes to this point), leaving him with only incelity to "cure".
    • He still felt disgusted by her when he came home.
  • Spring: Marjan, while being in his third year of highschool, got a PM from another girl, they talked for about three month, exclusively on ICQ and their school forum. When he asked her if she wants to have a beer with him she agreed, much to the surprise of Marijan, since they have never actually met IRL (he was too shy to approach her) despite going to the same school
    • Marijan considers this "date" a disaster because they haven't touched or kissed each other (in another, later account he states that he "never liked her physically", which is why he was shocked when she tells him that she likes him
    • Two weeks later, they meet again. She gives him a hug when leaving, only to make Marijan cry once she left.
    • She goes on vacation to the coast, Marijan stays at home. During this period, Marijan doesn't contact her.
    • In an unrelated summer evening, Marijan might have experienced his first kiss with another girl, when he was drunk with his friends (Again: Marijan is a shitty and inconsistent story teller). He calls the event "quite traumatic" and it did nothing to alleviate his love-shyness. When the girl also kissed his friends a few minutes later, he got jealous. He mentions that he never saw "that stupid trashy cunt again"
    • early September: The girl contacts Marijan and asks if they could hang out together, "this time [she stresses] without any pressure"
    • September-30: On their third meeting, which was according to Marijan under a lot more pressure since they already had two dates and knew each other for some time now, she has "the retarded idea of us meeting her friends". Marjan says he would prefer not to and she lets him have his way. They go to some park and she tries to initiate a kiss, only to have Marijan pulling his head away in fear. She tries a second time and Marijan reacts the same way (she might or might not have succeeded in kissing the sperg). They end up holding hands and talking a bit more [Marijan is very inconsistent here, in the next paragraph, he talks about being convinced "that we will get that first kiss right on our next dates. " and at the same time, he actually interpreted this date in the same blog post and in different forum posts as the incident where he actually received his first kiss.]
    • After that, he waits (without himself taking any initiative) for four entire days only to receive a message from the girl, stating that she isn't ready for a relationship and that there was no chemistry.
    • Marijan, being the classy gentleman he is, finally reacts by sending her "a torrent of messages containing a mixture of shock, self-pity and vituperation"
    • It should be noted again that Marijan in a later post says that he didn't like her looks and claims to have noticed that she isn't interested in a relationship and was for some reason surprised when she said she liked him and that, in the end, "it was all bullshit", which is probably just a weak justification for his spergy behaviour.
    • Marjan also insists later that the lack of chemistry or experience between the two didn't matter that much, but what mattered was his love-shyness.
  • October: Marijan, unkissed[?] and unfucked, spends the entire month being downcast and mopey ("I was in great pain and cried for weeks") because of his unsuccessful third
  • December: Marijan finally gets over it, tries to focus on his academic endeavours
2007
  • May: Marijan meets some minor sweetheart who rejects him shortly after
  • May: This minor sweetheart could or could not be a 14 year old girl (Marijan is 19 years old during that time), who tells his that he is "very, very late and that [he is] in big trouble", because he's still being a virgin
  • May-30: He meets some girl on an SMS dating service, where they spend hours talking
    • She plans enrolling in university in Zagreb, just like Marijan
    • they are about the same age and in their final year in high school
    • they are what he calls "a virtual couple" (i.e. They talk exclusively online and she sent him nudes)
    • they agree not to have contact for two weeks, so they could study for their finals
  • June-16: Enter THE FATAL ONE: "One Saturday afternoon", Marijan is bored and decides to use "that SMS dating service" again, just to kill time and since the virtual relationship girl is busy
    • Marijan meets another girl, age 16, there who used to go to the "same kindergarten as [he] did and was friends with [his] brother there"
    • He talks to her because "[his] basic calculation was that it’s better for [him] to meet two girls than just one – if [he doesn't] have chemistry with one of them [he]’ll try with the other. "
    • July-01: 19 y.o. Marijan meets a 17 y.o. girl (the one he calls TFO later)
    • The account of the incident is so touching that I will copypaste it right into this resume:
      "This turned out to be the most fateful day of my life. I arrived on that park bench without any expectations, without even bothering to wash my hair or choose nice clothes. When this short girl with massive tits sat next to me I frowned. It was as if I felt something bad was to happen. But she just smiled and we started talking. It was the best date I have ever had in my life, a stunning success that can never be repeated. We talked for 6 hours straight. I told her my entire life 1995-2007 and she immediately told me she wants to be my girlfriend. It was the single most beautiful event in my life. If only I knew it would turn out to be such a nightmare. "
    • July-02: Never having met her before, Marijan meets the second (older, "virtual couple") girl and suddenly realizes that there is no mutual sympathy ("I didn’t like her, she didn’t like me"). He decides to maintain their relationship nonetheless, because he doesn't know much about the first girl and is scared that she will leave him immediately after he has broken up with the second, virtual couple girl he doesn't like
    • July-03: Marijan tells TFO (the first girls, the one he likes) about the second girl. She cries, but agrees to a meeting with him on the next day
    • July-04: "Another great day", they talk about the second girl ("When we talked about it we kinda whispered… it almost seemed like we were doing something illegal, something that other girl will suffer for."). Marijan promises to take care of it, the girl asks for a kiss several times, Marijan couldn't perform the act (a passer-by walks past them when they were in an awkward hugging position, notices them and yells "Kiss her!" at Marijan). Marijan gives up trying, but promises to kiss her next time they meet.
    • July-06: Marijan meets her again, "that day [they] kissed for hours, touched each other all over, it was so natural and beautiful, such strong chemistry."
    • July: Some days after making out with TFO, he gets admitted to college
    • July-11: TFO plans to go on vacation "for no less than 50 days" through July and August. Marijan thinks it is a good idea
      • to get clingy and at the very same time tell her that he doesn't want commit to her which made her very angry and disappointed. She claims that she is still a bit sour from him having had another girl while being with her
      • to flat out tell her that he thinks she will cheat on him "with bad boys"[sic]
      • to tell her that most girls (in Croatia) fall for primitive idiots
    • July-12: The day before her departure, they meet again. in an already tense mood, they get into an argument, which ends with TFO telling him that they should just stay friends: After that, they have another heated conversation, Marijan then gets up and leaves.
      Half an hour after that, he sends her a long apology message, expressing the hope to see her tomorrow, before her departure, again.
    • July-13: He sends her another apology message after receiving no reply to his first message, but she already left for vacation
      During her absence, Marijan sends her a love song every day, since he was "so in love and so hopeful"
    • July-25/26: TFO returns to Zagreb for two days for a medical exam. When messaging to Marijan, she allegedly writes that she misses him. When he actually approaches her and asks if they should meet however, she asks why they should if he isn't ready for a relationship anyway. He starts apologising, begging and saying his behaviour was stupid. After he notices that she won't cave in, he gets angry and starts insulting her. This meeting results in Marijan growing ever more obsessive with her and TFO growing more and more weary of Marijan's bullshit.
    • August-15: About that time, Marijan starts contacting the other girl again, the one he had his "virtual relationship" with and whom he didn't bother messaging the entire time up until now. Shockingly, she states that she never liked him and that she felt no chemistry, but didn't want to disappoint Marijan. He convinced her to send a message to TFO advertising and praising Marijan. TFO stops replying to his messages
    • September-01: TFO returns from vacation and sends Marijan a message (after 20 days of not replying at all) "I don't know, I don't like you anymore". Marijan cries for several days and doesn't leave his bed.
    • September-07/08: Marijan laments that TFO left him on several internet forums
    • September-08: Marijan asks on a Croatian forum, if he should sleep with his 46 year old male friend. He did so because he interpreted his friend's compliment that he was handsome as an attempt to chat him up. He posted this seven days (!) after TFO told him it's over.
    • September: Marijan, after more or less getting over TFO starts using that SMS dating service again and chats with a very attractive girl of his age and arranges a date.
    • September-19: Marijan, having spend the night sleepless, goes out with some friends in the morning, went to the TFO's neighbourhood trying to see her and, after failing to do so, goes home and oversleeps the meeting with the girl he just chatted up. Needless to say, the girl isn't happy and refuses to give him a second chance. Marijan doesn't really care, since he managed to make TFO talk to him again, even make her say that she wants to love him again and that they should meet on November 4th. But she called him half an hour before their meeting on that day, cancelled it and when asked why allegedly told him that "any normal guy would give up long ago and wouldn’t let himself be treated that way. She doesn’t want to be with [him]."
    • Retrospectively, he is still sorry for not having killed her, and no, he didn't write this before he was arrested for planing to do so in 2008, he wrote these words in Feb 2014!
    • One of his more recent blog posts was also about her, shifting the blame for his problems exclusively on her, calling her a "cruel, sick being" who "brutally victimized" Marijan, although theorising that she was the only person ever who fell in love with Marijan and his last chance of ever being a normal person. The fact that his spergy/asshole behaviour made her react the way she did react is meaningless, since "She is no victim, just like those women I coerced for sex aren’t (one of them even became my girlfriend) ."
  • June: Gaduation from Highschool/gimnazija
  • September/October: Marijan starts studying history at Sveučilišta u Zagrebu/the university of Zagreb
  • Fall/Winter: Marijan sinks into another depression, gets treated by a psychiatrist, takes Xanax and Citalon, can't study and doesn't manage to get dates anymore.
  • 2007/2008: Marijan creates his GovernmentsGetGirlfriends agenda, starts to spam governmental and other institutions with petitions, trying to convince the Croation government to open state run dating services
2008
  • April-02: Marijan registers an account on loveshy-forums.com
  • May: A girl (I have no idea who exactly, probably TFO) agrees to meet him in the park, so he can teach her history. Still in high hopes, he quickly regrets agreeing to this meeting, since she already has a boyfriend and no longer cares for Marijan
    This could be the time when TFO asks him why Marijan just can't approach a girl in a bar and expresses disbelief in Marijan's behaviour and attitude.
  • Summer: Marijan becomes more and more obsessed with TFO, starts crying more often because of this.
  • August-05: Marijan manages to nuke the original loveshy forums by explaining his plan of a murder-suicide of a girl who broke up with him almost an entire year ago. He was reported to Interpol, got arrested by the police and thrown in prison for a month three weeks after the post. In retrospect, "[he] could have pulled it off by not telling her name, which wasn’t mentioned in the post, but [he] just couldn’t… [he] had to tell somebody what happened."
    • When asked about these posts today, he either denies the existence of a death threat or expresses regret not having killed TFO
  • August: Marijan asks the female judge of his trial if she wants to sleep with him (Source)
    • In fact, she was the judge who actually ordered his release after one month in jail, Marijan however "cried, begging her to give [him] 10 or more months in just to FUCK [him] LATER." The judge takes this whole theatre surprisingly well and tells him he'll probably met a nice girl outside again. Out of gratefulness, Marijan wants to put her on trial, next to his parents and therapists and calls her a "murderous animal" years later on his blog.
    • When his (female) psychiatrists asked him why he was unable to find a partner for almost an entire year after TFO left him, he explained the concept of "love-shyness" to her, which made her "look at [him] with a concerned expression on her face".
    • He still sends her letters years after the process, complaining that she said a social worker and a therapist would solve his problem, when they didn't.
2009
  • January-28: Marijan explains his suicide plans on a Croatian forum and actually tries to commit suicide with pills, but fails. He gets hospitalised as a consequence.
  • April: Marijan meets yet another girl through an SMS dating service, it turns out to be the same girl he once dated (the "virtual couple" girl; Note: Marijan is a shitty story teller, so I had to guess here). This time Marijan describes the girl as very intelligent, but "unfortunately [...]ugly", the rest of the date was a huge success though
  • August: The girl suggests that they should be a couple, but Marijan has doubts because of her looks. Later however, he considers this to be his first relationship, even though merely because of their matching intellectual chemistry.
    During their dates he told her various times that he wishes TFO would be here (probably since she has always been the one who initiated intimacy on their dates). The girl's answer was "But she's not here."
  • November-21: Since she has showed a lot of support, Marijan changes his mind and actually considers her to be his first girlfriend. He takes her home and when they want to make out, Marijan has performance issues again, but overcomes them and kisses her (with lights out and both their heads lying on a pillow, his first kiss since July 6th, 2007. Yes, he seems to have kept book about this shit) However, both of them are virgins and he can't have sex with her because he simply couldn't gather the courage to undress her and she shows signs of unease during the entire process. So "when you narrow it down [their] relationship had a problem contained in one short word – sex. "
2010
  • February: another setback in Marjan's Lovequest when she comes to him wearing two shirts because of the cold. He manages to take off one shirt and when he asked her to take off the second one, she got "moody and snappy".
  • Late spring: they manage to reach dry humping and stripping down each other to topless nudity, but still no action below the waist, which made Marjan "more and more sad and frustrated", but he still believes they would have sex in the future
  • He gets "worried, sullen and nervous" and since "[he] wasn’t happy with her, mostly because [he] wasn’t getting laid [...] he eventually turned her away."
  • July: The break-up was painful to Marijan, at least he says so. She leaves, but tells him she will be back the next day in order to sleep with him. When she comes back the next day, Marijan is angry at her for leaving him (after he himself turned her away), he starts an argument with her, she is fed up with Marijan's bullshit and leaves him unfucked. "When [he] realized that she wasn’t coming back [he] tried getting sex but she no longer wanted it ":(
  • This event completely breaks Marijan, "[he] stopped caring about pretty much anything, [spent] weeks without leaving [his] house or even taking a shower. [He]’d just sit in front of [his] computer, smelling like urine and with unkempt hair and beard. The end of a relationship with her was also the true end of any normal life [he] might have had" (Source)
    • About this time is also the first time he asks his mother to sleep with him, he will repeat this plea several times, but no exact dates could be found
  • latter part of the year: he chats with a girl for three month only to find out that she already has a boyfriend
2011
  • unspecific date: Marijan starts having therapy sessions that will last for several years
  • March: Marijan meets an "ugly religious girl" whom he kisses and thus "finally [breaks his] love-shyness", but it turns out to be a mistake because she, albeit no longer being a virgin, doesn't want to sleep with him and thus not granting him any benefits. He nonetheless tried to convince her to fuck him for two months until she broke off with him.
    • Marjan adds that the fact that she was ugly to him helped in kissing her and overcoming his love-shyness. They also kissed at a graveyard, which according to Marjan, is very symbolic"
    • Despite no longer classifying himself as love-shy, she still refrains from trying to chat up girls in pubs or clubs, because he thinks, he is "too clumsy and inexperienced to get girls there "
  • March-20: Marijan awaits incarceration for physically assaulting his mother ( Source)
  • March: Somewhen before his 23rd birthday, his parents offer him to pay for a prostitute, Marijan refuses and claims it's too late (WHAMBurglar
  • May: the ugly religious girl found somebody else and left Marijan
  • May-02: Marijan fakes willingness to sell out his love-shy companions (and does it to a certain extent) to WhamBurglar
  • Faking dox and trying to cover up the shit he has done in the past
  • second half of the year: Marijan fails to get a date for the rest of the year
2012
  • March: Marijan accidentally meets his former first girlfriend on the streets and they talked for two hours. The conversation traumatised him to such an extent that he was confined to bed for one week.
  • Marijan changes from SMS dating services to dating websites
  • May: In the middle of the month, a girl replied to one of his profiles and said she wants to meet him. She tells him that she has a boyfriend and that she was willing to cheat on him, according to Marijan's account. She promised that they will be having sex until summer and then again in autumn
    • In a fateful Saturday night, Marijan, age 24, finally has snu-snu, only to discover that no longer being a virgin won't solve any of his problems, but cause a new trauma for him apparently.(By the way, he wrote this information down in a letter he sends(sent?) on a monthly base to a (female) judge, begging her to help him and prosecute his parents and former therapists)
    • This is the time when he came in under 30 secs.
    • Despite finally having been laid, he wasn't to thrilled, because it all should have happened much sooner.
    • They only have sex a second time, because this girl also becomes fed up with Marijan's attitude, laughing at him, calling him whiny, weak and clingy and stating that she doesn't want to be his teacher any longer
    • Marijan was angry at her for this, but not that much, because he already had a spare girl since April 2012, but they couldn't meet in person, because she lived 30 miles away from him. But since she just recently broke up with her boyfriend, their date was largely about her being sad and crying about her former boyfriend, much to Marijan's frustration.
    • This could be the thing that confirmed his stupid idea of all women being unfaithful
  • Spring: Marijan has another bad date with a single mother which gives him the rest and he spends several weeks just lying in bed after experiencing a mental collapse
  • late July: another failed date
  • August-07: Marijan starts his blog "governmentsgetgirlfriends" on Wordpress, which will later be renamed to "thatincelblogger" and again later, as a tribute to fschmidt, be renamed to "caamib" (CoAlphaModernistIncelBlogger)
    • The idea of this programme was to employ boyfriend- and husband-free women and offer them a chance to be paid for dating single men who are unable to find a companion on their own
    • The entire idea was based on complete voluntariness on both sides, since Marjan back then still had at least a certain grasp on what women want and how they expect to be treated
  • late September: The girl who was sad about leaving her boyfriend during their date contacts Marijan again, offering to help him with his incel problem. Marijan doesn't want to use a condom, so she withdraws her offer. Marijan tries to convince her, but fails. He then proceeds to insult her and posts her pictures and dox on a blog. The girls calls him and says she will sleep with him in order to get her data removed from the blog. She allegedly enjoyed it and stayed for about one month and a half with Marijan, but he doesn't consider this to be a relationship, because she's a meanie most of the time :(
  • September 29: While still being in a "relationship" with the girl he forced sex upon, Marijan put an ad on a dating forum three weeks ago and the only girls who replies to him, says she isn't interested any longer once she saw his picture
  • October: In the middle of the month, his relationship with the girl he forced sex upon officially begins according to him and is actually a long-distance relationship, but at the same time the only relationship that was both sexual and romantical in nature
  • November(?): his relationship with the girl he forced sex upon falls apart, and so does Marian (again), "almost dying due to depression and exhaustion"
    • It should be noted that he still has contact with her, despite the fact that he seems to see her as a monster
    • He considers her to be his second girlfriend and serves nowadays as "friends with benefits" it seems
    • This woman could be the famous schizophrenic woman he keeps talking about on Kiwi Farms (Source) the one which ended up in a mental hospital for her own problems.
2013
  • The discontinuation of SMS dating services seem to have struck Marjan relatively hard, depriving him of one of the means to contact women
  • January-19: Marijan reports on his blog about his first date in 2013, which is according to him the worst date of his life so far and by far the funniest
  • February-08: Some of his friends suggest that he should try to become an independent candidate for national elections. His policies are mostly suspicious, but probably moderate as hell when compared to his political positions nowadays.
  • February-20: Marijan sends a letter to the judge of his trial for his murder-suicide plans on the love-shy forums, five years after the incident (Source)
    • He demands that within 14 days of the receival of this letter, she has to find an efficient programme which will provide Marijan with dates
    • He demands that the social worker and psychiatrist should face criminal prosecution, because they didn't succeed in fulfilling the judge's "promise" that Marijan will get a girl after going through their programs
    • He demands that his parents should be tried for murder, since they rused to give him assistance and dared suggesting sane solutions
  • March-01: Marjan has a date with the "most beautiful girl" he has ever gone out with and she doesn't like him. This results in him going home to "sob like a child" and find solace in knowing that at least he can smoke some weed and fuck his fuckbuddy tomorrow.
  • May-03: Marjan cries like a baby, takes enough sleeping pills that could have killed him, sleeps for 16 hours and ultimately feels numb. He does that, because he met a beautiful, intelligent woman who doesn't outright reject him and he now rationalises that they will never be together for various reasons.
  • May-20: Marijan reveals his views on psychiatrist, therapists and social workers, calling them all liberal monsters etc. . One of their core tenets is that God was replaced by the belief in feminism, liberalism, the effectiveness of therapies and other things Marijan dislikes.
  • May-28: Marijan tries to fake his dox again and make the ED staff take down his article
  • August-24: Marijan reveals on cracked.com that he is taking medicine and that his therapy sessions consist of 10 minutes of talk (he would have had to contribute from his own pocket to get 45 minutes of talk). Given the fact that since May 2013, he added psychiatrists, therapists etc. to his list of people who are part of the conspiracy against loveshys, it is questionable if his therapy is of any use, more so than before (Source)
    He also reveals that he has been in therapy for two years now and spent one week in psych ward because of his depression
  • August-25: Marijan posts on the cracked.com-Forums about the medication he took in the past and takes at the moment (Source)
    • in the past: anti-depressants, that never made any changes, just made [him] numb and anti-psychotics that made him fat.
    • When he posted there he took:
      • Escitalon (escitalopram), an anti-depressant, 10 mg every morning
      • Rispolux (risperidone), an anti-psychotic- 2 mg before he goes to sleep
      • Xanax, 0,25 mg- when he feels anxious
  • August-25: Marijan describes his current friend with benefit as "fat, ugly and has a pimpled face at 25. She's currently cheating on a second boyfriend in a row with [Marjian]. After she dumped the first guy she cheated on with [him] she found the current one in less than 24 hours.
  • October: Marijan, under guidance of Fschmidt, drops his GGG agenda, fully embraces Fschmidt's hatred of "the modern world" and everything (supposedly) related to it and becomes a believer.
2014
2015
  • January: Marijan claims to have impregnated a mentally unstable woman who lives with her schizophrenic mother during the Christmas holidays.
  • January-07: Marijan manages to convince his idol Fschmidt to visit the Kiwi Farms and defend the 26 year old baby cub. During the master's stay, Marijan remains suspiciously quiet. Several days after Fschmidt left without a word (and after subsequently hiding several threads on his website that used to be public), Marijan, now alone again, resumes his siege of the Kiwi Farms
  • January-29: The thread designated for Marijan hits 1001 pages (with 20,007 replies) in less than two months solidifying his position as the most pathetic member of the Kiwi Farms. A second thread is created to contain the shitposting. In the meantime, Marjan was still able to post on reddit , work on posts for his blog and suck Fschmidt's dick over the internet.
  • January-30: Marijan claims to try to rape his lesbian friend for whatever reasons who allegedly will visit him on this day – RAPE POSTPONED due to her being sick on this very day :( (interestingly, he claims that she has been sick the entire week to the point of being unable to attend classes, yet the day before he told the forum that she was that sick, he made it sound like a certainty that she would come over to him)
  • January-31: Marijan, being the supreme gentleman he is, claims to let his lesbian friend stay over at his place, which he plans to charge for/force sex on her for, since "friends give each others favours"
  • February-07: After a three-day absence, Marijan manages to come back with a bang to the Kiwi Farms, dropping hints that the person whom he broke their arm in a fight could actually be his father or his brother, adding another assault on his family to the list. Additionally, Marijan's attempts at flirting get leaked and he manages to get his dox dropped (again).

Due to its extensiveness, the timeline will probably contain grammatical errors, jumps in tense, expressional errors etc. I apologise for this. If something is unclear, please feel free to ask.
I will answer as soon as I have taken a nap. *yawn*
@Holden: Feel free to correct anything I wrote!

A more objective and cleaned-up version of this (that will be revised and frequently updated) will be used as timeline on lolcow.wiki.
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@Cephalometrist basically just pants the hell out of you @Holden . I still am surprised you have not been diagnosed as Narcissistic, you have the false confidence persona shell and the time you panicked because a pretty girl liked you would support that. Still, Ceph's work is very comprehensive, so I will believe it.

You can always list your disagreements, but I would say his work is thorough and beyond reproach.

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher said:
Your timeline, which is gathered from information you posted yourself either on your blog or on other websites where folks have made fun of you, is indicative of an immature fucking loser incapable of accepting consequences for his own actions. You talk a big game, but given your history of actual action, the only thing you will ever do is whine on the internet, cry in your bed, and make impotent threats. You can't even throw a proper pity party because everyone but you realizes you're nothing more than a petulant child that turns his failures into impotent rage rather than motivation to better himself. You're genuinely pathetic, and that's the saddest part. If you weren't pathetic you might actually follow through on any of your homicidal or suicidal threats and the world would be free of your incessant whining, but alas, you're a gigantic pussy, and we're stuck listening to you whine and cry until you eventually die of complications from your shitty lifestyle, sad and alone.

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A perfect summary about who @Holden really is. Too bad he cannot read it to see his own reflection!

I call that this man is more pathetic than Chris Chan. I made the call once and this research proves it. Nicely done gentlemen!
 
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Holden said:
except that it isn't. i mentioned a very trivial example that proves it. an example which is just a tiny bit of hundreds of insane nonsense.

a feminist writing something like that is like a monkey writing it. except that monkey would do far less mistakes.
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I point out mistakes in your syntax almost daily.
On a related note, did you know that if you do a CAT scan on some longterm drug users, you can actually find holes in their brains? It leads to issues with speech, reasoning, and even the ability to form coherent sentences.
 
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Holden said:
i read that timeline of ceph's now. it is hilarious. first of all, anybody who'd invest so much effort far beyond near my level of eccentricity
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Because maybe everyone isn't a lazy piece of shit?
Don't you realize yet what we do here?

Seriously, I wouldn't take the word of someone who can't be bothered to hold a job or, really do anything more than whine on the internet.

Holden said:
but my main problem is that is completely incorrect. i mean, it has some correct parts where the loony inserted something i said in a date i said it happened but his entire story is often years off. that's what you get when feminists write something. feminists are fools.
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Can you help us correct the mistakes please?
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
On a related note, did you know that if you do a CAT scan on some longterm drug users, you can actually find holes in their brains? It leads to issues with speech, reasoning, and even the ability to form coherent sentences.
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what would this have to do with me?

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher said:
"Is this what you fuckers do? Mock others for their eccentricities?"
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in that case cephalo person should be your prime target.
 
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