Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

And he actually seems to be pretty lucid and not too congested in this video. I would almost say this a a good video, at least by Jack standards. Except for the horrendous picture quality in the middle third of the video. How can someone who's been filming videos for a decade still be so shit at cinematography?

laziness

and in jack's case, also the fact that he's very stupid

 

[Give Her The D]

View attachment 934765 When I saw this, it would kinda make sense for fatty Jack...

I hate you so much right now. God.

 

[JackDavis]

a rare video where he actually posts the recipe in the description

also, he's still wearing that Tennessee football ring

Recipe stolen without attribution from: https://hip2keto.com/recipes/keto-pumpkin-chocolate-chip-cookies/

"Not sure why there's salt on a cookie, but we'll follow the recipe and see how it turns out." How do you have a 10 year cooking legacy on YouTube and not know why there's salt on a dessert?

I don't know what the fuck he did to his camera, but half of the video is blurry like this:

"When you see them firm up, become cookie-like, take them out"
His review: "Sweet... Chocolately... Pumpkiny... ALRIGHT! I'm ready for Halloween!"
"Simple recipe.. You can do it with one arm tied behind your back!!!" He jokes.

Jack's cookies:

Recipe's cookies:

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

What’s that old boomer song that goes “Working too hard can give you a heart attack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”?

Whoever wrote that should redo it for Jack.

“Eating keto lard can turn you into Jack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”

 

[arthurdaley]

Classic lazy ass Jack.

Regarding the noise and poor quality images. Normally when jack does a close up of the cooking (I use that word loosely), he will waddle round to the camera between filming and manually zoom the camera on the subject at hand (singular).

This time he doesn't bother and uses the editing software to zoom in and frame the shot hence it's lower resolution.

 

[captkrisma]

What’s that old boomer song that goes “Working too hard can give you a heart attack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”?

Whoever wrote that should redo it for Jack.

“Eating keto lard can turn you into Jack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”

Billy Joel's "Moving Out" is what you're looking for.

Jack doesn't bake, and you can tell. He doesn't know why you use salt, he sucks at mixing, and he says that he's going to wait for the cookies to harden. Jack is a huge fan of undercooked everything, but decides this is the recipie to wait before eating. Hard cookies aren't good, Jack.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It wouldn't surprise me honestly. Jack complained about a 20 cent difference, so robbing a restaurant of $3-45 wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility.

Also most people forget that Jesus was a Jew.

Yeah, mostly the Christians tend to gloss that one over, but then they tend to gloss over most of the teachings and philosophy of Jesus Christ (see: Jack).

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.

“I just cut out bread altogether,” claims the man that ate at least eight hamburgers in a three-day stretch two months ago.

 

[EvilDroid64]

“I just cut out bread altogether,” claims the man that ate at least eight hamburgers in a three-day stretch two months ago.

And at least two hot dog buns, each containing almost half a pound of ground beef and a slice of raw bacon.

 

[January Cyst]

And at least two hot dog buns, each containing almost half a pound of ground beef and a slice of raw bacon.

He should stick with raw chicken, that's keto.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I thought you were joking about the mayonnaise cake
What The Fork Is Wrong With This Guy ‽

Mayonnaise is mainly eggs and oil, so there's really not much wrong with using it instead of eggs and oil in a cake. There is something wrong with using all that butter on a cake that small, and there's something really wrong with eating a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise straight from the jar.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I thought you were joking about the mayonnaise cake
What The Fork Is Wrong With This Guy ‽

Lol, it's real. My mom and grandma used to make it. One of the best chocolate cakes I ever had.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Mayonnaise is a perfectly normal ingredient when you aren’t dumping it into things by the gallon like Jack does.

 

[Skeletor]

He has become more mayo than man.

 

[AnOminous]

Mayonnaise is mainly eggs and oil, so there's really not much wrong with using it instead of eggs and oil in a cake. There is something wrong with using all that butter on a cake that small, and there's something really wrong with eating a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise straight from the jar.

It's sort of like when people make their own barbecue sauce and pride themselves on not just using ketchup as an ingredient when they use tomato paste, sugar and vinegar instead. Same stuff, bitch.

 

[Adamska]

It's sort of like when people make their own barbecue sauce and pride themselves on not just using ketchup as an ingredient when they use tomato paste, sugar and vinegar instead. Same stuff, bitch.

I still think it's dumb as shit to advertise it if you sell it like Jack does, since it sounds better when you just note the components.

 

[AnOminous]

I still think it's dumb as shit to advertise it if you sell it like Jack does, since it sounds better when you just note the components.

Even Sweet Baby Ray's does. Most homemade just uses ketchup. And if you just use the components, it doesn't change the taste much unless you're changing them somewhat, like using apple cider vinegar or higher grade tomato paste. I also like substituting things like black molasses for a bit of bitterness.

Ketchup is perfectly fine, though, even Heinz or store brand. It's just ketchup.

 

[Give Her The D]

I thought you were joking about the mayonnaise cake
What The Fork Is Wrong With This Guy ‽

The fuck, Jack? Are you OK? Are you wanting to kill yourself now? There's hotlines for that, dude.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.

I honestly think this is Jack's best video of recent memory. Don't get me wrong it still sucks, but it's at least an interesting product that I was unaware of and as a supporter of true Keto (not Jack Keto) want to learn about. And that Jack says it "tastes like bread" means it's appearently neutral tasting which is the appeal of sliced bread.

But why does it suck? Jack doesn't bother to list the ingredients. How that bread is 0 Net Carbs mystifies me as even the least carbohydrated nuts tend to have a few grams of carbs. So I'm guessing it's some weird hybrid of Coconut Flour and Whey Protein.

What also annoys me is that Jack doesn't bother to toast the damn bread, is this a bread that can be the basis for Toast or a carb friendly Grilled Cheese Sandwhich? Viewer doesn't know because Jack is so lazy.