TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Doctor Placebo said:
Doesn't change the fact he moved to a more expensive neighborhood and bought a bigger house than he needed, with a yard he can't be bothered to upkeep.

Mumkey's spending habits look downright smart compared to Spoony. He bought a trailer in an affordable area.
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Man, I was joking. You are absolutely right. If I recall correctly, this house has multiple bedrooms and restrooms, which in my opinion is a good choice if you have future plans for kids and Noah is not just a terrible choice for a parent, he outright said that he doesn't want kids, so why would he waste money on this? I think something with place for April's dolls and manchild cave for Noah would be more than enough.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Man, I was joking. You are absolutely right. If I recall correctly, this house has multiple bedrooms and restrooms, which in my opinion is a good choice if you have future plans for kids and Noah is not just a terrible choice for a parent, he outright said that he doesn't want kids, so why would he waste money on this? I think something with place for April's dolls and manchild cave for Noah would be more than enough.
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He needed the extra rooms as sets for all the amazing studio production stuff he was going to do for his multiple shows though.
 
JuanButNotForgotten said:
I don't know, stop doing something like this?
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My point is that you're criticising behaviour (pushing a narrative) when the thing he did was saying "I was being a douche and there was no excuse for that." There was no narrative.
It's ludicrous to criticise someone for taking responsibility for once instead of taking the easy way out and blame it on the sadbrains. This was way before his ultimate fall into lolcowdom and when he started to blame anything and everything on his sadbrains.

You dislike Spoony. We get it. He's an idiot and a lolcow. We know.
No need to criticise him for doing the right thing once a fuck-ass long time ago.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Man, I was joking. You are absolutely right. If I recall correctly, this house has multiple bedrooms and restrooms, which in my opinion is a good choice if you have future plans for kids and Noah is not just a terrible choice for a parent, he outright said that he doesn't want kids, so why would he waste money on this? I think something with place for April's dolls and manchild cave for Noah would be more than enough.
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It's for status reasons. Much like Totalbiscuit wanting to live in a mansion he couldn't really afford, Noah bought a big house just so he could say he had a big house. The same reason he has all those expensive RPG books and figures he just leaves on the shelf. He won't sell them even though they're worthless but he wants them so he can have them.
 
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Another day, another diversion from being productive at the Antwiler residence. This time it's browsing through old Nintendo comics trying to find something to be witty about.

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If by witty you mean spinning endless wannabe comedic yarn about a comic for 9 year old children from decades ago. A moment of silence for the wasted time he could be using to write a resumé or going through the want ads. (:_(
 
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Mango Unchained said:
Another day, another diversion from being productive at the Antwiler residence. This time it's browsing through old Nintendo comics trying to find something to be witty about.

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If by witty you mean spinning endless wannabe comedic yarn about a comic for 9 year old children from decades ago. A moment of silence for the wasted time he could be using to write a resumé or going through the want ads. (:_(
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You know? With all the work Spoony puts into reading the comics and absorbing nerdy material and then writing about it constantly on twitter, it makes me wonder why he doesn't just replace the time on twitter with scripting and producing a video, or even just live streaming the shit.

Might be a way to, oh I don't know, generate some revenue, the thing that he's so goddamn worried about.
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
You know? With all the work Spoony puts into reading the comics and absorbing nerdy material and then writing about it constantly on twitter, it makes me wonder why he doesn't just replace the time on twitter with scripting and producing a video, or even just live streaming the shit.

Might be a way to, oh I don't know, generate some revenue, the thing that he's so goddamn worried about.
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Because if you make a video, you can't have your dopamine hit until it's finished and people can criticize you after that, but on Twitter your dopamine hit is 200 symbols away and you can always block everyone who isn't kissing your ass.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Because if you make a video, you can't have your dopamine hit until it's finished and people can criticize you after that, but on Twitter your dopamine hit is 200 symbols away and you can always block everyone who isn't kissing your ass.
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The embarrassing self-roleplay and fanfiction is interesting when you consider that it's born from the same grain of personality that made his videos effective. I always recall his tangent early in his Final Fantasy XIII review where he says how a small detail or brief scene can trigger hours worth of thoughts and speculation from him, and if you look at the pattern of these inane tweet chains that's exactly what's happening, just channeled into the least entertaining, least productive format he could pick.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
The embarrassing self-roleplay and fanfiction is interesting when you consider that it's born from the same grain of personality that made his videos effective. I always recall his tangent early in his Final Fantasy XIII review where he says how a small detail or brief scene can trigger hours worth of thoughts and speculation from him, and if you look at the pattern of these inane tweet chains that's exactly what's happening, just channeled into the least entertaining, least productive format he could pick.
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And to think this defeated sad sack could use that Sherlock-level spergery to at least do written reviews. They were enjoyable back then and they still could be now - all he'd have to do is watch shitty flicks and take notes, then go to town on it. No camera work at all.

It's like having the cooking talent of Paul Bocuse and choosing to rot away in a downtown burger joint.
 
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Mango Unchained said:
And to think this defeated sad sack could use that Sherlock-level spergery to at least do written reviews. They were enjoyable back then and they still could be now - all he'd have to do is watch shitty flicks and take notes, then go to town on it. No camera work at all.

It's like having the cooking talent of Paul Bocuse and choosing to rot away in a downtown burger joint.
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I've been suggesting that for years (as I'm sure some of Noah's remaining fans have to him directly) because he was writing for several years before he was producing videos (TSE was originally a blog) but obviously he won't do it because it's not as immediately rewarding.
 
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I've been suggesting that for years (as I'm sure some of Noah's remaining fans have to him directly) because he was writing for several years before he was producing videos (TSE was originally a blog) but obviously he won't do it because it's not as immediately rewarding.
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Nothing Spoony does will be immediately rewarding at this point. His tweets get some likes but not a lot to write home about, he doesnt do videos so no comments, he doesnt stream anymore so no pity donations. The wells run dry for this mans pity brigade. There are a few people dropping pennies in the well but, not enough for Spoony to actually think those people matter.
 
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ChevroletBlackboard said:
Unless April gets the meth for him at least it'll mean he's going outside. He could even bring Oreo for walks.
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This drug use possibility could provide some lulz. For one, April would not only get him the meth, but also pay for it since he couldn't afford it, which in turn would be hilarious if he e-begs for drug funds. Next, I imagine he's so much of a pansy that he speds on Twitter about being afraid of the consequences, the orange man driving him to do this blah blah. Last but not least, say someone tips off Miles about this... bro be mad.
 
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