TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Noah: "I don't have enough money to pay my mortgage"
Me: "Get a job"

Noah: "I don't have health insurance anymore"
Me: "Get a job"

Noah: "My car got totaled through no fault of my own (lolz) and I need money to get a new car/get my old car fixed"
Me: "Get a job"

Noah: "Its all Trump's fault"
Me: "Point that blame at the nearest mirror buddy"
The day Trump leaves office in 2024 is the day Spoony will either magically heal or he'll find a way to say "HE WAS PRESIDENT AT ALL SO IM STILL SICK!"
 
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This is the perfect encapsulation of Spoony: Money troubles, blaming Trump for his problems and passively inviting charity all in one tweet chain. This actually might be the most explicit proof yet for the theory that what Noah hates most about Trump is his power to get away with behaviour that he can't.
 
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This is the perfect encapsulation of Spoony: Money troubles, blaming Trump for his problems and passively inviting charity all in one tweet chain. This actually might be the most explicit proof yet for the theory that what Noah hates most about Trump is his power to get away with behaviour that he can't.
Spoony has basically made himself into "ORANGE MAN MADE ME POOR" so if he goes back on it now, even if we sat him down and gave him a lecture on why 99.9% of what he believes is bullshit, he'd still go back and say "TRUMP IS WHY IM POOR FUCK GETTING A JOB!"
 
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This is the perfect encapsulation of Spoony: Money troubles, blaming Trump for his problems and passively inviting charity all in one tweet chain. This actually might be the most explicit proof yet for the theory that what Noah hates most about Trump is his power to get away with behaviour that he can't.

Holy shit. It's really amazing how much Noah is under the control by the Donald. Despite the fact that he hated him and His Orangeness is not even aware of Noah's existence. Or would even give a kernel of fuck about him.

Well, that's life. Life is unfair. The Trump just had the luck to be born into a wealthy family. That's all.

If you want to define Your life over this fact, then you can't blame the Orange Man, but just yourself.

I wonder what Noah will do, when Trump isn't in office anymore?!
 
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This is the perfect encapsulation of Spoony: Money troubles, blaming Trump for his problems and passively inviting charity all in one tweet chain. This actually might be the most explicit proof yet for the theory that what Noah hates most about Trump is his power to get away with behaviour that he can't.

He does this every year. Spoony has a freak out over losing the house or his insurance for a few days and then never talks about it again. Spoony either has a job or his family dumps money on him. He'll be fine.
 
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What more could anyone ask for?
I don't know, stop doing something like this?

And I was talking more about "I've left/I've been fired" question. As for tweets... I don't like the word "cringe", but Hell if I could find some other word to describe this. I read them and my brain visualizes Phil begging to buy him razorblades and Narciso with a sign "will bitch on the Internet for money". Sad, but so pathetic, that I can't force myself to feel sorry for him.
 
Honest question do you think Noah has honestly put in ANY applications these past what? 4ish years? Cause I'd say he's done none or one in that time. Seems hyperbolic but I truly think he hasn't even made an attempt in this time to even look for a job.
Wait, why do you even ask? I think it's obvious that he hasn't tried. Hell, he can't even force himself to stream once a month to get pity donations.
 
"I think it's unfair that the president has money but I don't. " - Spoony, man who refuses to get a job.
Ironic because even if he wasnt gonna be a billionaire like Trump, Spoony would have been more than well off if he had actually kept up with his stuff.
By my calculations (without tax and also spit balling the amount he made on ad revenue) he would have been at least in the 6 digits, not high 6 but still 6 digits. Hell if you go off just Patreon only thats still 60,000 a year.
 
Complaining about other people getting money when you were getting NEET bucks for making videos on youtube about video games is embarrassing enough, but to compare your value worth to a major business lead and president of the states... like, seriously, nigga?

If Trump was never elected, I assume you could just exchange him with depression or some minor alt-right figure and it would still be the same, boring story from him.
 
Ironic because even if he wasnt gonna be a billionaire like Trump, Spoony would have been more than well off if he had actually kept up with his stuff.
By my calculations (without tax and also spit balling the amount he made on ad revenue) he would have been at least in the 6 digits, not high 6 but still 6 digits. Hell if you go off just Patreon only thats still 60,000 a year.
He also blew his money on luxuries most poor people don't have, like a DnD set he never used and a house in a moderately expensive neighborhood.
 
He also blew his money on luxuries most poor people don't have, like a DnD set he never used and a house in a moderately expensive neighborhood.
I don't think the house was a waste. It seems, that he likes it very much, because he rarely leaves it.
 
I don't think the house was a waste. It seems, that he likes it very much, because he rarely leaves it.
Doesn't change the fact he moved to a more expensive neighborhood and bought a bigger house than he needed, with a yard he can't be bothered to upkeep.

Mumkey's spending habits look downright smart compared to Spoony. He bought a trailer in an affordable area.
 
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