Orbiter Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt / "Kengel" / Saturnella / Thundersteam / OnionNull / sailfish8964 - Autistic adult cyberbully, ISIS apostate, failed lolcow collector, banned from Kiwi Farms

Kengle now has 10k+ twitter followers, is he still a lolcow?

  • no

    Votes: 99 6.2%
  • yes

    Votes: 1,506 93.8%

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r u kengle?
No man Kengle is like a bowerbird, he puts in things that will attract a mate, things that catch their attention because it looks similar to him.

bower-bird.jpg

Kengle's made you a nest Null, you gotta approach the bower bird.
 
We try harder so you don't have to


I'll give it to Kennay he's definitely a tryhard


There are 3 references to me on his homepage.

1. The purple guy was my old avatar. He used that on his site as far back as 2013.
2. Calhoun is my current avatar, reversed -- obviously.
3. The Tyrael banner he has under that was my profile media for a long time, and is my twitter background.

I'm surprised he doesn't have Richard Nixon's head in a jar up there.
 
^ He's saving it for the "Time Crisis Saga", when Chris attempts to go back in time to try and assassinate Richard Nixon for not enacting legislation against changing the physical appearances of fictional characters, or something.
 
How does anyone under the age of 80 or so have a computer "filled with malware" in this day and age? I guess people like Kengel are the target markets of malware writers.
He's too slow to install a pop-up blocker and has a keen interest in weird tricks that corporations don't want you to know about.
 
he got fired from his accounting job because he failed to understand instructions.
IIRC, he posted that he was fired after he has a hard time with stuff presented in "an unfamiliar format". That and, from his perspective, the people he worked with somehow picked up on that and developed a "discriminatory attitude" against him. I think it's talked about near the beginning of this thread.
 
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So @Clown Doll pointed out that Kengle was kinda close to Tingle, and I, being someone who loves slacking off in class, made this.

Can we get a "Kooloo-Limpah" rating?

Kengle actually behaves a little bit like Tingle, with their unique obsessions and all. Unfortunately for the former, though, Tingle is twenty years younger.
 
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