DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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PreferredPenne said:
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The parallels are astounding.
Vidar broke into the Watergate, Phil did nothing wrong!
 
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FapGate, NewGirlfriendGate, MarriageGate, JasperGate...

Sidenote, I'm watching Tevin's 'Man VS Meme' video that was uploaded today and I'm doing some paperwork, I glance over, and just as DSP starts making a joke about picking up chicks in his car back in the day, his moob cleavage is fucking blatant:

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This is disgusting, why do fat guys insist on wearing tight shirts?
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Let's have a little blast from the past and just laugh at Phil.
This was his business card in 2015.
This is a business card an adult male used, was proud of and thought was professional.

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The address he used on here is a UPS store. Who the fuck did he plan on handing these out to?
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP doesn't know what this thing does, but he obviously knows that trolls will use it to insult him and his wife?

I feel like DSP says some variant of this at least once per month: him explicitly stating he doesn't know what something is but intuitively he knows it won't work.

Also, what the fuck? How did Kat get involved in this?

That's how terrified of human interaction DSP is; anything that he can't heavily censor MUST be a troll idea.
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My favorite part about this is how Phil insults his fans because of a hypothetical situation HE made up.

This quote is a few pages old, so just to remind everyone of the context:
Shooti Shoot of War 3 has a stream expansion. His audience can give him free loot (so far so good) but they can also occasionally name enemies. This is where Phil hyperventilated and just from the get go assumes that he will be spammed with insults towards him and his wife. The person who explained him what the extension does TWICE gets a bit disappointed, as other streamers don't have that problem, Phil should just give it a try to crank up the interaction. And Phil attacks him in a "NO YOU JUST WANT TO INSULT MY WAIFU YOU PIECE OF SHIT"-manner. If people want interaction then they should talk to him! Followed by radio silence, chat had enough.
But hopefully you all know the autistic context. It makes me smile.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Let's have a little blast from the past and just laugh at Phil.
This was his business card in 2015.
This is a business card an adult male used, was proud of and thought was professional.

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Wait, Hold on. HOLD THE FUCK ON!

Is this real? Huh? I always thought its a joke someone made. This cant be real...
 
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PieceofShet said:
Wait, Hold on. HOLD THE FUCK ON!

Is this real? Huh? I always thought its a joke someone made. This cant be real...
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Yes it's real although as I recall his first business card (that he took to videogame conventions of all places) featured this art on it.

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Bonus old school cafe press merch you can still buy for $5..

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ANDS! said:
Is he kidding with the chat extension. Literally the only thing chat can do is spawn in people in stream chat and items to help the streamer, if they aren't terrible. It is LITERALLY Gearbox handing streamers a free interaction tool. How. . .how does this guy slot EVERYTHING into some conspiracy to bring him down.
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I think it should be noted that Phil, in his greedy little mind, probably thought that the extension gives his viewers a free way to interact with him, so it’s a bad thing. All interactions for Phil must come with money attached.

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He wants to be one of those successful silent play-through youtubers, its just that he has to beg in-between gaming moments.
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I firmly believe that if Phil is able to get his piggy cucks to pay him the same amount he’s getting each month to just sit around all day watching WWE while scratching his balls, he’d drop video games in a New York minute. The only reason he sticks to it is because he doesn’t know any other activity that’s as low-effort and as rewarding financially.

He’s lucky that he’s able to find stupid people to fund his life, because he pretty much painted himself into a tough corner if ever his streaming career dies out.
 
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DSP is already prepping his audience for the next bad financial situation in about two weeks during today's pre-stream:


















'I do have some good news: I did get paid by Twitch. It's currently being processed by my bank. I should have my weekly (???) Twitch payment processed within the next one or two days. Either today it'll clear or tomorrow usually, at the latest.
The bad news is: I was MASSIVELY overdrawn on my bank account by the time that this happened, so even though I'm getting paid, I'm going to be backed by a lot of money.

So the good news is: the immediate future, meaning the next two weeks, things won't be so bad for financially, but then early next month things will get bad again. That's what happens every month because of this'

No idea why he said "weekly Twitch payment", btw.

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Gets $10, the biggest tip of the day so far. Uses it to guilt-trip people into giving him more by mentioning today has been slow so far:


















Sigh.
 
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Comma said:
DSP is already prepping his audience for the next bad financial situation in about two weeks during today's pre-stream:

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'I do have some good news: I did get paid by Twitch. It's currently being processed by my bank. I should have my weekly (???) Twitch payment processed within the next one or two days. Either today it'll clear or tomorrow usually, at the latest.
The bad news is: I was MASSIVELY overdrawn on my bank account by the time that this happened, so even though I'm getting paid, I'm going to be backed by a lot of money.

So the good news is: the immediate future, meaning the next two weeks, things won't be so bad for financially, but then early next month things will get bad again. That's what happens every month because of this'

No idea why he said "weekly Twitch payment", btw.
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since when do direct deposits need to clear? isn't it just instantly in your bank account once it appears? he's talking as if its a check or something
 
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Again, if this were real, HOW did DSP get so massively overdrawn so quickly? The Jasper reveal was five weeks ago. The week after that, he got his August Twitch payment. He was fine then (he stated so).

Somehow in a month's time, DSP is claiming he got himself thousands of dollars overdrawn.

The only thing I can even fathom (if DSP is telling the truth), is that the Jasper and August money got him out of a hole and back to a zero balance and maxed out credit limits. Then his September 1st bills were due.

My head hurts trying to think of this logically.
 
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