Orbiter How I entered the Amberland universe... the backstory

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Welp Becky's sister is now claiming the whole wedding thing was a set up to trick @FrazzleCakes into thinking Norma and Jerry were married for... some reason.

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I hope Becky's cunt sister ends up on a heart monitor. I also want a butt like Beyonce.

Good news: one of my wishes came true! Bad news: I need to do a million squats.
 
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Maliboujie2.0 said:
Alright, sandwich is gone so I started to look and I noticed that the writer of the gfm said her mom “Norma Jean Williams”, the creator of the gfm is “Norma Jean Collins”, and if she actually were married wouldn’t she be Norma Jean Morgan?

Why does she have 3 names?

Is Collins her maiden name that she also uses?
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Because she was married to Cle P Williams and they later divorced.
 
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raritycunt said:
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Fucking hell, this bitch is nuts. I see it runs in the family. I see the same impotent tard rage Becky gets. Misty needs to shut the fuck up. She's not helping matters. Also, if it's true that her sainted mother calculated a fake wedding to essentially scam the government, because that's what it is Misty, you stupid fuck, then that doesn't make them any less shady and horrible. He owes Frazzels money and there are receipts for that, period. Your trash ass mother doesn't want to pay it. Fucking hell, here I go a-logging.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Fucking hell, this bitch is nuts. I see it runs in the family. I see the same impotent tard rage Becky gets. Misty needs to shut the fuck up. She's not helping matters. Also, if it's true that her sainted mother calculated a fake wedding to essentially scam the government, because that's what it is Misty, you stupid fuck, then that doesn't make them any less shady and horrible. He owes Frazzels money and there are receipts for that, period. Your trash ass mother doesn't want to pay it. Fucking hell, here I go a-logging.
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Deep breaths gorl, it’s easy to get annoyed with such stupidity I understand
 
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ADHD said:
Question: Since Jerry is the beneficiary of the GFM, should @FrazzleCakes be contacting her lawyer to see if there's any possibility of getting it seized and put toward however much money he owes her?
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That would be in really poor taste if you look at it from a surface level, but the tard rage it would produce would be amazing.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
Also, if it's true that her sainted mother calculated a fake wedding to essentially scam the government, because that's what it is Misty, you stupid fuck, then that doesn't make them any less shady and horrible.
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The biggest surprise right now is that more people haven't requested refunds for their donations to this fraudulent campaign. Bitch is still walking away with $3000+. Unbelievable. *sigh*
 
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Keyboard Warrior said:
The biggest surprise right now is that more people haven't requested refunds for their donations to this fraudulent campaign. Bitch is still walking away with $3000+. Unbelievable. *sigh*
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I don't know much about GFM, but I thought if you don't reach your total, it all gets refunded. Maybe that's just for specific kinds of fundraisers? idk.
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
Calm down, Misty! Remember your heart!



Frazzle did say Jerry had been in federal prison....

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Sure did and honestly, I'd enjoy that tea if she's ever comfortable enough to spill it. Doing a bit of time in county jail is one thing. Being in the federal clink is another and I'm going out on a limb and guessing it wasn't for insider trading.
 
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Ha... she is counting with The Beast generosity.... I tell her or you guys do?

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This has been delightful to read through while drinking my pre-work coffee. It went from zero to Jerry Springer in only a few short pages and my god it’s been wonderful.

I’m true white trash fashion, they’re all nice and sweet until someone’s ex shows up and exposes them for the filth they really are. Like a bass boat with a cheap glitter finish, the tacky, showy paint begins to flake and peel off, revealing the black mold that’s been hiding underneath. They sound the duck calls to rally the family troops, and everyone shows up to the trailer park ready to fight all that have besmirched their good and holy name. Donning their house shoes and Marlboro Reds cigarettes for honorable hillbilly combat, they take the fight to Facebook.

Honorable Hillbilly combat is mostly handled by the women (the men retreat to the woods to “go fishing” around this time), and valkyries they swoop into conversations, slicing at any legal jargon, common decency, or social decorum with their swords of poor grammar and CAPS LOCK. They fight the good fight long into what most people consider to be work hours, taking the lack of immediate response as que that they have won. Their tactics include baseless accusations, a poor understanding of the legal system, socially unacceptable commentary about children, relatives (living and dead), and associates of the accuser, and shrewd attempts at intellectual superiority (that most bystanders politely say nothing about, but do feel silently embarrassed by proxy). Oh, and evoking prayer and GAWD as an orbital defensive strike, if the fight begins to turn against them (as it often does).

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But their favorite tactic is accidentally admitting that they may be engaging in welfare/insurance fraud online, but not realizing they’re admitting to it because they’re under the impression that they are playing 4D chess with everyone and really it’s Connect-4 with half the pieces missing.

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GOD-MISSLE DEPLOYED! ORBITAL STRIKR INBOUND, GORLS! TAKE COVER!

My god. :story:

It suuuuure would be shitty if anyone from a government office like..oh I dunno...DCFS to find this. Or OIG and their fraud unit. Especially, if there’s anything like unpaid child support, taxes, or records of sustainable income, fraudulent use of government social programs, and intentional efforts to sabotage legal procedures like marriage/divorce... oof. I’ve witnessed how those stories end. And it’s always people like this, who think they’re smarter than everyone and brazenly leave their dirty laundry online, that always get a call/letter/knock on the door from Karma (who works at the field office and has to talk to you about some issues).
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
That doesn't make Frazzle look bad, that makes jerry, norma and this whole fucking clan look bonkers. How would this even impact his exwife?

ETA: do you have to donate to post a comment on the GFM page? Someone should post Becky's sister's rantings.
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I think you do, yeah, but that wouldn't really stop someone from donating... say, a dollar(?) and then demanding a refund.
 
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