You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Fat people that feel the need to lecture me on my bad habits for being unhealthy.


Like, I don’t lecture you about why your pants size being taller than you are is bad, so please have the courtesy to let me enjoy my cigarette in peace.
 
Fat people that feel the need to lecture me on my bad habits for being unhealthy.


Like, I don’t lecture you about why your pants size being taller than you are is bad, so please have the courtesy to let me enjoy my cigarette in peace.
I had to take a class about physical health, and the professor who taught the class was a fat, old diabetic man. It was one of the weirdest classes I ever took because the guy clearly wasn't too healthy himself.
 
Two things that have been pissing me off recently.

1. Celebrities that are obsessed over their 'haters' and 'the trolls'. Either ignore them or tell them to fuck off and move on.

2. Everytime I see a news article on a successful Kickstarter/gofundme for a good cause (like helping someone pay for surgery, etc), there's always some assholes that go WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE. Yeah, I get how it comes off like that, but it's like people can't just be happy that generosity still exists. No, let's just bitch about the USA. And these people wonder why nobody likes them.
 
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I'm a very even tempered person but certain small sounds infuriate me.

"Mouth Sounds" absolutely send up me the wall. NPR radio voices are some of the worst offenders.

People picking or flicking their fingernails absently. Again, I can hear that sound from across a room and it instantly makes me grit my teeth and grip a table.

The worst part is that I know these are sounds people can't help. I'm the weird one for getting as mad as I do.
 
People picking or flicking their fingernails absently. Again, I can hear that sound from across a room and it instantly makes me grit my teeth and grip a table.
Looks like you'd absolutely despise me then, because I do that shit all the time.
 
Recipe websites and specifically how A) The people giving you the recipe have to write out their fucking life story even though no one gives a shit and B) How the comments rarely ever say anything about how they made the food and if it was good or bad but how it looks SO YUMMY and they can't wait to try it.

This makes me want to pull my hair out :mad:
 
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  • How cucked countries like England and Sweden are. So you'd rather let women and children suffer for decades than arrest the people responsible because you're too scared to be called "racist"? Or in the case of Sweden, for a country that brags about being feminist, they sure are lax on their rape laws.
  • People who get pregnant and then an abortion just for the thrill of it.
 
Recipe websites and specifically how A) The people giving you the recipe have to write out their fucking life story even though no one gives a shit and B) How the comments rarely ever say anything about how they made the food and if it was good or bad but how it looks SO YUMMY and they can't wait to try it.

This makes me want to pull my hair out :mad:

i just recently got into cooking and assumed this was an exaggeration, but holy shit this is 100% true. it's so bad the cooking subreddit i lurk in has an extension to scroll directly to the recipe whenever you go to a cooking blog.
 
  • How cucked countries like England and Sweden are. So you'd rather let women and children suffer for decades than arrest the people responsible because you're too scared to be called "racist"? Or in the case of Sweden, for a country that brags about being feminist, they sure are lax on their rape laws.
  • People who get pregnant and then an abortion just for the thrill of it.

Their rape laws are great if you commit a horrific rape like being Julian Assange and maybe not wearing a condom.

They don't apply if you do some minor thing like violently gang rape and beat the shit out of a child if you're the right religion (of peace).
 
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