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Chris believes in all this destiny crap and at this point GodJesus and the Bear are just dated relics. Christine is the one true Goddess, why would the Goddess need to be privy to another God?
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Hyperdimension Neptunia is Chris’s new religion FYI
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Honestly even that is only half-accurate, he just took the parts he wanted to and rolled them in with his own magical system in order to make himself even more broken and OP.
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But hasn’t he admitted to abandoning GodJesus to instead worship underaged anime girls?
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If Chris found out about Jojo, what would he decide his stand would be?
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Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Shake it Off
Instantly destroy all the Haters and Cyberbullies.
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He only knows Stardust Crusaders, in his mind he will choose Death 13. Fantasy land, killing them trolls and forgot everything happened if fails.
Herodotus The Christorian
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Guys, it's there a way we could help Chris get a job and live on a peaceful life? At least to stop the financhu saga. I don't mean to harass her into getting one, but at least helping her being an half decent human being like it was before the Idea Guy fucked her psyche rendering her basically a nutjob who's trying to start a cult. Like we could begin by stopping going along with her CPU/Dimensional Merge shit.
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My god, you are new here, aren't you?
Herodotus The Christorian
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Yeah, but it's about an year that I follow Chris Chan and I thought that it's really sad what happened to him, also the financhu saga is getting really boring, so I figured out that maybe if she gets a job she could grow out of the apocalypse cult nonsense and start becoming a decent human being.
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You are delusional if you think Chris could get any employment given his infamous background, huge ego, poor hygiene, and very lazy attitude.
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Okay. Quick, blunt answers to your points.
1. The Financhu Saga will never end short of a surprise lottery win of immense size or some mysterious multi-millionaire rich uncle dying and leaving the lot to Chris. Both he and Barb have shown no real ability with budgeting or money in general and refuse to do so. Any money coming into the house goes to bills, nutritious bananas, Lego, and vidya. Saving is not a thing for these people. At all.
2. Getting a job? Not bloody likely. It was Bob, long, long ago, who told Chris that he'd always be better off with a monthly tugboat than getting a job. The two times that Chris did get a job, back in arguably much saner days for him, he promptly lost both, lasting only a few weeks in the longer-lasting one (Wendy's). In addition, Chris has become ever more entitled, and now genuinely believes that work is beneath him. Short of press-ganging him onto a treadmill, ain't gonna happen.
3. We don't go along with his CPU/Dimensional Merge bullshit. We debunk it and laugh at it. It's fun. Chris, however, wants to believe that it's all true, and as a result it's again nigh impossible to change his mind about this. The likes of the Idea Guys and Sockness may have nurtured this delusion, but in all fairness it's been Chris's own doing ever since he first set out his belief in a Roger Rabbit Universe.
Most importantly, in summing up, Chris is lazy, autistic, entitled, egotistical, stupid - and, despite all this, just self-aware enough that he's in increasing desperation about the state of his existence, and accordingly armours himself in fantasy all the more fervently. Maybe, if he'd been caught long enough ago (decades or so), his life could have been turned around productively into something better, more security, more self-esteem, more contentment. Sadly, that particular tugboat has long since sailed.
TL: DR - Chris will never get out of financial trouble, never get another job, and will go to his grave babbling that the Dimensional Merge is real. Sad, but - short of a literal miracle or several - true.
Herodotus The Christorian
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You're right, but I think that frying chicken nuggets at McDonald's doesn't require all that much qualification or effort and at least he could get in touch with the real world and revert back to the normal Chris, instead of the CPU Goddess with an Apocalypse cult based upon a shitty jrpg.
Thanks man, maybe I'm a bit too optimistic.
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Mate. He lost a job at Wendy's within weeks. And this was back when he was arguably saner, more sociable, and had some sort of work ethic.
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All of us feels that way and unless Chris is willing to revert back, we’re in for rides like these.
Also don’t double post newbie, if you need to do something, just edit your posts.
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For someone who is a """"Christorian"""" for a year, you kind of didnt seem to get the most basic shit, do you? Chris is UNFIXABLE, there is literally nothing anyone can do. There is a reason people call him a train wreck in slow motion, its unstoppable, destructive and fascinating in its own way. So please, take a good read on the Cwcki and properly join us in simply observing and discussing the disaster that is Chris's life.