Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TheTractor]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

It makes me soo uneasy watch him struggle making fucking crap with one single hand.

 

[EvilDroid64]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

How is it a salad if there's no mayonnaise?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

"Eyederrno bow you guys but I'm tyredahee"

 

[captkrisma]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

...and the Website that Jack stole from.

Surprisingly enough, Jack fucks this recipie up by not including ingredients, specifically mayo. I can understand the sugar part (since kinda Keto is his bullshit excuse), and vinegar isn't everyone's bag. Was Jack trying to avoid becoming a meme by omitting mayonnaise?

Jack also fucks up basic gardening by thinking certain vegetables dont have seeds. For the record, "seedless" vegetables and fruits still have seeds, it's just they are soft enough and/or translucent so as to not be noticed while eating.

 

[irishAzoth]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

LMAO JACK CUTTING THE DILL
I AM DYING

yup that arm is in a good place right now

 

[MadPreacher1AD]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

That's not a salad that I recognize. I've made cucumber salad before with Mayo or Miracle Whip and vinegar. His version looks horrendous and should be a veggie/chip dip. Him using onion and garlic powder is a food crime as you are supposed to use fresh.

...and the Website that Jack stole from.

Surprisingly enough, Jack fucks this recipie up by not including ingredients, specifically mayo. I can understand the sugar part (since kinda Keto is his bullshit excuse), and vinegar isn't everyone's bag. Was Jack trying to avoid becoming a meme by omitting mayonnaise?

Jack also fucks up basic gardening by thinking certain vegetables dont have seeds. For the record, "seedless" vegetables and fruits still have seeds, it's just they are soft enough and/or translucent so as to not be noticed while eating.

Yup, he did mess up the recipe. Basically, he threw garlic and onion sour cream dip onto the cucumbers and coated them. If you like garlic and onion sour cream dip you should like this. He needed to use the full recipe and use fresh ingredients.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Jack’s idea of a lazy man food is literally nothing but either whipped cream, sour cream, layers of cheese, salsa or any sort of mixture of condiments and all of that complimented with a tiddlywinks worth of actual edible food.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Jack’s idea of a lazy man food is literally nothing but either whipped cream, sour cream, layers of cheese, salsa or any sort of mixture of condiments and all of that complimented with a tiddlywinks worth of actual edible food.

You forgot the most important ingredient of them all...

 

[feral cat #6385]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

Looks very keto friendly.

 

[Religion is Dead]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

My favorite part of this is that he talks about how this is a perfect cold salad, then immediately says that we are gonna try it out and tell you how it is. He has no idea how it is but it's gonna be perfect.

 

[FemalePresident]

dat grip, man!

 

[Aunt Myrna]

This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

 

[FemalePresident]

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This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

I felt the same. The way he moves the dead arm is unsettling. You can even hear the effort he is making. He just keeps getting worse.

 

[cans.wav]

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This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

Him trying to use his dead hand as literal dead weight is gold

 

[Stasi]

Rate me optimistic but I believe what he may have been going for here is tzatziki which is simple yet delicious.

He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).

 

[AnOminous]

Rate me optimistic but I believe what he may have been going for here is tzatziki which is simple yet delicious.

He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).

He was going after a pretty generic Midwest style cucumber salad but it would usually have mayo.

 

[Aaway]

him leaving the mayo out is interesting and i'd say he did it so he wouldn't have to deal with all the comments about it

but its not like people can comment on his videos. and his fb/twitter usually get a few comments at most that he'd consider "hateful."

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Is this niggerino seriously testing the mayonnaise by just eating spoonfuls of it? Mayonnaise is not a food to sit and eat on its own Jack

Sssssshhhh...quiet

Let him keep eating...

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)

 

[Slimy Time]

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This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

That stroke still affecting him? Jesus. He might as well cut his arm off and replace it with a rubber prosthetic, no one will tell the difference.